Heroic Part 1: MissingNo

by Protagonist7

"We don't know what it is. But we know it can kill people. It needs to be stopped." That was my job. Little did I know what I was getting into. This is a cross-series, well, series! Part 2 can be found in the portal section.

3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3 in this epic tale of heroism, love, life, death, sorrow, and moral triumph: A new development.

I grabbed Jade and we hit the floor. The explosion was too far away. I looked over and saw a giant pillar of black light off the coast. And then it was nighttime. I grabbed my rifle out of my briefcase. I looked through the scope. I saw a ghost. It was MissingNo. I saw a helicopter above him. A small cannon came and shot what looked like a master ball at it. That's what I would have used to contain the Pokémon, except they cost ridiculous amounts of money, as they contain antimatter, the most expensive substance known to man [Author note: that's actually a fact. Antimatter costs one billion dollars a gram! YIKES!].

But he had one. He must be a very rich and powerful person indeed! The ball hit MissingNo, capturing it. The ball then returned to the cannon that launched it.

The helicopter didn't move for a few minutes. It shot the master ball at the shore. MissingNo came out. A terrifying apparition indeed. 10 feet tall. [Author notes: It's actually known that MissingNo is 10 feet tall. It says so if you read his pokedex data.] Creepy jack-o-lantern face. Empty eyes crying blood. Zombie like hands. Everyone there, frozen from the sound of the explosion, now ran in terror. MissingNo responded to this by using a water gun attack. The water knocked a few tourists over. MissingNo used sky attack and made short work of them. People tried to run, but MissingNo was far too fast. I shot him. MissingNo was not seriously wounded. Hurt, yes, but only as much as you'd get from a paper cut. It turned to me. It charged towards me and held me up by my chest. I stabbed it with my knife. It dropped me. Still, it wasn't dead. It then prepared a water gun attack, one that could kill. Then It stopped, and flew away to the helicopter. Both left the island.

I heard a call on my cell-phone. I answered.

"Hello! This is president Shepherd. I want you to get here ASAP. Find the nearest airport right now, and come here!" He said.

I replied "But sir, I just witnessed a major develop-"

"Screw developments! This is a direct order from the president! Come here, now." Said the Pres.

I looked at Jade and said "Uh…can I borrow your Charizard?"