Uncanny Avengers

Chapter 3: Party Time in Avengers Mansion

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Danrilor- Yup, the Avengers sure kicked the Brood's collective butts. Gee, I wonder what pairing you could mean. Heh.

TheLegendaryManHimself- Yup, the Alien films kicked butts. Cap and Wanda? Maybe…

Unknown legacy- You had me going for a minute then. Heh. I thought my passion for random couples had come back and bit me on the ass for a moment. Phew.

Agent-G- As far as I know, there isn't any way to cure a Brood infection. Well, unless you have a healing factor that is.

Quote of the day- 'I laugh in the face of danger and tweak the nose of the deadly spindly killer fish.'- Percy (Blackadder II)

Avengers Mansion-

It was late in the afternoon in the home of the Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Avengers! She-Hulk was showing Mary Jane Parker around.

As well as being a five-star lawyer and a staple member of the Avengers, Jennifer Walters had also taken on a part-time job working for Deadpool Inc. as a bodyguard. Her first assignment was to make sure that Ms Parker and her unborn child didn't come to any harm. (1)

Jen stopped beside a picture of the original roster. The picture showed Iron Man, Ant-Man, the Wasp, Thor and Captain America standing in front of the mansion.

'I thought Cap didn't join until later.' Mary Jane said. 'Wasn't the Hulk an original member too?'

'Well yeah, my cousin was an original member.' Jen replied. 'But after he left in a strop, Cap was deemed a member of the original team.'

'That was after they found him frozen, right?' Mary Jane asked.

'Yup.' Jen nodded. 'Pretty weird, huh?'

'Not really.' Mary Jane shrugged. 'Once you come across clones and alien symbiotes, finding a living legend frozen in ice kinda of loses its impact, don't you think?'

Jen just chuckled at that and continued with the tour.

'You're lucky that you came here right about now.' Jen said. 'I'm planning on throwing one of my patented kickass parties.'

'I'm not imposing, am I?' Mary Jane asked.

'Oh God, of course not.' Jen chuckled. 'It would be rude of me not to invite you.'

'I can't drink too much, remember?' Mary Jane said, indicating her bump. 'I don't the baby to be born pickled.'

'I guess I'll have to make up for it.' Jen grinned. 'Having an inbuilt resistance to alcohol is a bonus in these situations.'

Mary Jane just smiled at that and followed Jen as she continued the tour.

Later that evening-

The party was in full swing as the Avengers partied down. After a little bit of Spider-Business, Peter had joined his wife and was dancing with her while Cap and Wanda looked on.

'At least the Parkers are a little less rowdy then Jen's usual guests.' Wanda said as she sipped her drink. 'No muscular underwear models anywhere.'

'You say that like it's a bad thing, Jen.' Cap replied.

'Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.' Wanda shrugged. 'You can't blame a girl in trying.'

Cap just nodded silently. Ever since the incident with the Brood (2), he and Wanda had been rather… uncomfortable together. There was a definite spark between them but neither wanted to admit it. They could face any multitude of villains and not break a sweat but confess their obvious feelings for each other and they acted like timid teenagers.

Cap decided to take the plunge. He cleared his throat nervously.

'Umm Wanda… W-would you… I mean… Would you like to…?'

'Dance?' Wanda asked, a curious brow cocked.

'Pretty much.' Cap nodded.

'I'd love to.' Wanda smiled as she took Cap's hand and led him over where the others were dancing.

Later-

The party was winding down. Jen had gone off with the Parkers to make sure they got home okay while several others had gone off to bed. The only two that were left were Cap and Wanda. It was obvious that the pair had a little too much to drink as Wanda let out a dirty laugh.

'I can't believe the Red Skull was beaten by a little girl.' (3) Wanda snorted. 'That's flushed his reputation down the toilet all right.'

'I'm a little disappointed that I didn't get one last shot at him though.' Cap replied. 'He is my nemesis after all.'

'Well we did face the Brood last week.' Wanda said. 'It's only fair that one of the X-Men face done of our enemies.'

Cap nodded at that.

'I guess…' He said as he looked into Wanda' eyes.

Wanda looked back into his and bit her lip nervously.

'Wanda…' Cap said. 'I…'

Wanda placed her finger on Cap's lips, keeping him quiet.

'I know Steve, I know…' Wanda murmured as she leant in closer and pressed her lips against his. Cap gently lace his arms around her waist and pulled her close. Wanda merely her ascent and deepened the kiss.

The next morning-

Cap woke up with a groan as he felt the sunlight shine on his face. Oh God, what did he get up to last night?

Cap slowly opened his eyes and looked around the room. Wherever he was, he wasn't in his room. He didn't have black satin sheets for one. Or a four-poster bed.

Cap's eyes snapped open as he heard a feminine groan next to him and an arm fell across his chest.

'Wanda?' He yelped, sitting up straight.

'Steve?' Wanda gasped, sitting up straight and clutching the sheet to her chest. 'W-what are you doing in my bed?'

'Last night I-I think we…' Cap trailed off.

'Oh God, we didn't…' Wanda groaned, her head in her hands.

'Well we are naked in bed together so I'd guess so.' Cap replied. 'If it's any help, we had a good time together.'

Wanda's cheeks flushed bright red.

'Mmm yes, we did, didn't we?' Wanda smiled. 'I'm surprised the bed could keep up with it.'

Cap chuckled nervously.

'I-I think I'd better go now. We don't want the others to talk.'

'Let them talk.' Wanda shrugged. 'I don't care.'

Cap cocked a curious brow at that.

'That was rather forward of you, Wanda.' He said. 'Very… modern.'

'I'm not a little girl anymore, Steve.' Wanda replied. 'I'm able to fend for myself very well thank you.'

Cap made to get up out of bed but Wanda placed her hand on his, stopping him.

'The others won't be up for a while.' Wanda purred seductively. 'So why don't we do something to pass the time?'

'Why Miss Maximoff.' Cap gasped. 'Are you trying to seduce me?'

'Maybe…' Wanda replied coyly, gently tracing a perfectly manicured nail down Cap's chest.

Cap let out a yelp as Wanda pulled him onto the bed.

'Wanda! Be gentle!' He said.

'Don't know the meaning of the word…' Wanda purred.

TBC…

Next: Ultron Unbound!

The Hellfire Club learns a valuable lesson when they resurrect one of the Avengers' deadliest enemies, Ultron!

Notes-

(1)- She-Hulk became MJ's bodyguard in 'Uncanny Spider-Man.'

(2)- The Avengers battled the Brood in the last chapter.

(3)- X-23 defeated the Red Skull in 'Uncanny Wolverine.'