He tried to tackle her but, she merely tossed him to the ground, "Careful, little brother, you haven't had the training I've had."
Kurama hid a smile at watching the two interact when he heard, "Kaze no Kizu!" and "Jaou Ensatsu Kokoryuha"
Kagome ran in between them in hopes of stopping the two attacks from colliding, but she was too late and they hit one another in a white explosion of power, Kagome was shot back from the force and instead of hitting the hard cement she landed on a grassy field. Then she heard a voice she hadn't heard since she was a child shout, "What the fuck is going on here, why are there two Hiei's and two Kurama's!"
Kagome then closed her eyes and allowed the darkness to overtake her.
Yusuke was fuming he had just defeated a dozen demons when a bright light flashed and a group of people appeared, not only that he recognized two of them. Kuwabara bent down beside Kagome, "Hey Uremeshi, I think this one needs help."
Kagome groaned and sat up holding her head with one hand and propping herself with another, "Souta, remind me to stop jumping in front of stuff…it's going to get me killed one of these days."
Kuwabara eased back helping her stand up, "You alright?"
The miko blinked clearing her vision, "Yeah."
Yusuke took a deep breath scenting the new comers when he went to Kagome and slammed her to a tree, "Who the hell are you and why do you smell like Kagome!"
Kagome winced, "Maybe because I am Kagome."
He let her go suddenly and growled to the newcomers, "I want an explanation now."
The elder Kurama stepped forward, "I can explain everything. First may I ask the year?"
Kuwabara blinked, "Its 1989."
The kitsune nodded, "I feared as much. We are from the future, the year 2005 and Hiei and the hanyou were fighting and let loose an attack that seemed to have thrown us into the past."
InuYasha growled, "The names InuYasha, avatar."
Kagome sighed, "This day's just getting better and better, next thing lets make my day and bring back Naraku."
InuYasha growled, "Don't joke about shit like that."
Souta looked between the two, "What did happen, you never told me."
Kagome just patted him absently on the top his head, "Well, how are we to get home, er…back to the future?"
Souta grumbled about being patronized while Kuwabara spoke, "So, you're telling me you're the little girl me and Keiko were watching last night when Uremeshi and Kun-Loon went on their anniversary?"
Kagome blinked then nodded slowly, "Yeah, I guess I am, hey you were the guy who gave us Buyo."
He blinked, "Buyo? Who's that?"
Souta opened his mouth but Kagome covered it, "Never mind it didn't happen yet."
Botan appeared on her oar, "Yusuke, Kun-Loon's in labor. You better go to her before you have to leave for Makai."
Yusuke cursed and ran into town. Kagome and everyone else were following him. He entered a small apartment and patted a small girl of five absently on her head as he entered the bedroom where he could hear Kun-Loon panting.
InuYasha went into the apartment first and he eyed the little girl, "So that's you, you looked so cute, what happened?"
Kagome muttered, "Oswari" and knelt in front of herself, "Hey, my name's Kagome and I was wondering if you could help me with something?"
The five year old Kagome nodded happily. Kagome continued, "I want you to say a word I'm about to tell you as many times as you want."
The younger girl nodded again, "Its 'Oswari'"
The girl nodded and started repeating it as fast as she could go watching with childish delight as the hanyou was forced into the ground deeper and deeper. Souta whistled, "I never knew you are sadistic."
Kagome got her younger self to stop and she heard InuYasha muttering his agreement, "Well I had to pick something up from hanging around Sesshomaru so much…"
InuYasha stood up, "When the hell did you spend time with that bastard."
Kagome turned to Souta, "Do you mind if you take Kagome someplace, this isn't something for little children to be exposed to."
He nodded and led the girl to a nearby park.
Kagome and the others flinched when they heard a baby's wail. She sighed, "And that would be my brother, Souta perfecting that cry just to deafen me…so InuYasha, when did I meet with Sesshomaru you ask? Simple when you were running around with Kikyo and Sango and Miroku were 'busy', I felt the need to have someone to make hot passionate love to and he was there."
InuYasha turned red, "What the fuck do you mean you fucked Sesshomaru!"
Kagome put a hand to her chest, "Yep and let me tell you it was amazing." 'My god I think he's actually buying this.'
The two Hiei's heard this and both hid a snort of amusement; they then projected the miko's thoughts to both Kurama's. The Youko's stirred and eyes sparkling at the miko, 'I would say she has some kitsune in her if I didn't know she's the detective's kit.'
InuYasha crossed his arms and pouted, "That stops now."
A cool voice behind them agreed. Kagome jumped and twirled, "Dang it Sesshomaru, stop hiding your youki. I hate it when you scare me."
"Miko, as amusing as it is to see you annoy InuYasha, keep me out of your prattle."
She gave him a mock salute, "Yes, Captain, my captain"
Sesshomaru stepped into the doorway dressed in his traditional kimono, "I could still eat you."
"No you won't, first off eating a human would defile you and secondly you know I'd give you the worse stomachache of your life."
He growled, "Somehow I would believe you would."
She grinned up cheekily at him, "You know it."
He raised an eyebrow, "I am here to escort the Toushin to his new residence."
Kagome sighed her eyes darkening from the normal blue to a color akin to indigo, "Oh right I forgot that happened the day Souta was born. So, why on earth did he need to leave us?"
Sesshomaru snorted, "Who am I to try and understand the idiocy that the detective works for?"
Kagome nodded, "So his boss is making him, does this have anything to do with the fact he's part youkai?"
InuYasha snorted, but kept quiet when Kagome raised her eyebrow in perfect imitation of Sesshomaru. Souta returned with the younger Kagome in tow, "Is it safe?"
The miko nodded and had to hide her snort of amusement when she saw herself run towards Sesshomaru and latch onto his leg, "Fluffy!"
InuYasha just gave in and started laughing. Sesshomaru merely looked down at the five year old, "Miko, has anyone told you, you look remarkably like Rin did when she was around this age?"
Kagome stopped and looked, "You're right I do, er... did."
Sesshomaru patted the child on the head much like he did with Rin, getting the girl to let go and strolling into the bedroom. They could here Yusuke shouting then an eerie squelching noise and the wailing of the baby get even louder along with a woman's crying. InuYasha sniffed, "Shit, Sesshomaru killed him."
Kagome sighed and rubbed her temple, "Yeah, I know that and in about five seconds he's going to walk out dragging the body and here he is."
True to Kagome's words Sesshomaru was dragging the dead form of Yusuke and when he reached the child version of Kagome, thunder shook the house, knocking out the power and it began pouring. Kuwabara stood there frozen his eyes on the trail of blood. InuYasha grumbled, "What's with him and killing people?"
Kagome shrugged, "Don't know. Perhaps he has issues with commitment."
Kagome eeped and ducked Sesshomaru's whip, "Dang it I think he was really aiming for me that time."
InuYasha snorted, "I think he likes to show he's all powerful and can control death."
She nodded thoughtfully, "True, he does have the Tenseiga and he has used it before."
Kuwabara turned to her as did the kitsune and Hiei of this time, "What do you mean?"
Kagome explained about the sword and its ability to bring the dead back to life. "He probably lost his patience and just killed him so he doesn't have to listen to him till he is revived in where ever he is going."
Kurama spoke up, "It's true; I met with Yusuke earlier today when he told me what scents to look out for when finding Kagome."
Kuwabara and the others from this time relaxed slightly and they all flinched when they heard the younger Kagome ask, "'tou-san?"
Kagome knelt down beside her younger form, "He had to go away for awhile, but you will get to see him again, miko's honor."
The little girl nodded and clung onto the girl, "Okay, but why do you feel half empty?"
Kagome flinched as did InuYasha, "There's this lady I know who would have died if I didn't help her so that's why I feel half empty."
The little girl nodded solemnly, "That's really nice of you, when I grow up I want to be just like you."
InuYasha snorted and Kagome shot him a look before she smiled, "I know you will. Just don't let anything get you down, kay."
The child nodded happily then ran into her room. Kuwabara was about to speak when Kagome spoke up, "Shit, we ran into him today, didn't we, InuYasha? So he's being sent to Makai…he could have told me who he was when we ran across him."
InuYasha snorted, "I'm still pissed, bitch, what the fuck were you thinking heading off into an unknown territory!"
Kuwabara spoke up, "You shouldn't use such profanities against women, its dishonorable."
The miko sighed, "He doesn't mean it offensively, he's an inu and the swearing, violent, overprotective, and domineering attitude are part of his charm."
"Keh." The hanyou snorted and lifted up his nose.
Kuwabara snickered, "He sounds exactly like Uremeshi. I've heard of women going after guys like their father but that's ridiculous."
Hiei scoffed, "Baka ningen."
Kagome nodded sagely, "Yes, considering there's nothing between InuYasha and me other then friendship and comradeship. Maybe when I was younger but not now."
The hanyou blinked, "You loved me?"
"Give the puppy a cookie. Of course I loved you; you knew that why else would I have willingly given up half my soul so that Kikyou could remain alive. I mean how many times has she tried to kill me? I did it because it made you happy and that's what I wanted. But, know you're like family; you play with Souta and you are helping me raise Shippo. The annoying older brother I've never had."
She then grinned wickedly, "Besides I heard kitsunes are the best lovers in bed."
Souta gagged, "I don't want to hear about your love life nor your fantasies, nee-chan."
Youko managed to take over Kurama's body (past Kurama aka p. Kurama) and drapped his arms around her, "I can prove that statement true if you wish to spare a few hours or days."
Hiei growled, 'This is not time for you to make another conquest in between the sheets, Fox'
Youko mentally growled, 'I like her, she's funny, beautiful and powerful.'
Kagome looked around, "Hey were did the Kurama and Hiei from my time go?"
Hiei snorted, "Did you not notice them leave with the grim reaper? Typical ningen."
Kagome picked up a slipper from beside the door and threw it at him, "Sorry, if we aren't all anal-retentive youkai, you, Type A personality, you."
Souta sweat dropped, "That's the best you could come up with? What happen to the days you could make people twice your age burst into tears?"
She flushed, "That was only once and I was 7 besides I kicked him in the nads. Wait how do you know that? You were only two."
Souta smirked, "Kaa-chan loves to tell that story to the relatives."
She groaned and felt the kitsune holding her laughing at the spitfire he apparently was holding.
Yay another update…yep I've updated almost everything, amazing I know, yep the pairing will be slight Kag-kur with slight Kag-Hiei till the coin flip finalizes the pairing, hoping heads win because I haven't written a kag-kur yet.
