Raziel's life

(Chapter 3 of Lok Behind the scenes everyone. It's been a few days, but I'm currently in college so some of you know how hectic it can be. One minute you're free next minute you have work. Anyways enjoy ^^ I do not own any recognizable material or Lok.)

It had been almost half an hour since Faustus left with Sebastian, and Raziel's girlfriend was nowhere to be seen. The blue wraith frowned while looking up at the Crystal Dynamics street lamp; the moths and other insects buzzing around the bright light busily.

"Come on, Claire where are you…?" Raziel looked down at the clock on his phone.

8:24 p.m.

Time had never been on Raziel's side; not giving to the fact that most of the legacy of Kain games he was in had something to do with time travel. He hated waiting in line at the coffee maker, despised standing at the copy machine, and absolutely loathed waiting for someone to answer his e-mails or texts.

So to put gently; Raziel wasn't a very patient person. Waiting in line usually had him squirming or itching his head constantly within five minutes.

Raziel was about to call his girlfriend when he got a text from Kain.

Kain text: Are you still at work?

Raziel looked at the text sourly before texting back.

Raziel: Yeah thanks for waiting on me jerk.

Kain text: Sorry.

Raziel text: You know that's a lie.

Kain text: True.

Raziel's eye twitched some before writing a new vulgar message; just as he was about to send it a small silver Volkswagen bug slowed in front of where he was standing.

He heard the door unlock before walking to the passenger side and getting in.

"Hey honeybun!" Claire, Raziel's girlfriend chirped with enthusiasm.

"Hello, Claire…" Raziel greeted sullenly as he put his seatbelt on.

After buckling in Raziel turned and looked at his lover. He was going to let her have it for taking so long; an hour and a half to be exact. After seeing her so happy to see him however, Raziel changed his mind.

Claire was a blue wraith, just like Raziel however she had long flowing blond hair in a messy bun. Her hands and feet weren't cloven. They were skeletal, while her eyes were an illuminating blue. Claire's face was also covered by a tabard; however it was plain lavender. Though she didn't have much to hide; the female wraith had a lower jaw unlike her boyfriend who could never find his.

Claire wore her tabard like a regular blouse; as it covered her entire ribcage and flowed just below where her abdomen would've been. She didn't have torn wings. Lastly Claire wore a violet colored skirt that went just below her knees; though Raziel never knew why. As we already know; they didn't have much to hide.

Raziel watched as his girlfriend put her car in first gear and began driving. He looked down at his phone to see a new message from Kain, and the old message he had yet to send.

Kain text: What's the matter Raz? Just like work; already ran out of things to say?

Raziel chuckled darkly before sending the message he had made earlier.

Raziel message: Go jack yourself.

Kain message: o.o

Raziel mentally smirked at his work partner's reply. He turned and looked at Claire who was concentrating on the road in front of her.

"How was your day, bluebell?"

(I'm sorry if these names are corny.")

"Just fine, Razzy? And yours?" Claire asked excitedly as she actually enjoyed hearing Raziel's reports for the day.

He sighed skimming over his daytime duties.

"Let's see I yelled at Zephon for taking my parking spot, but it wasn't all bad because his car got towed in that same hour."

Raziel went over the list in his mind as Claire snickered at the thought of her boyfriend's nemesis' car getting taken away.

"Faustus, Rahab, and I made some prank calls using the new voice equipment we got today…"

(Earlier at work)

Raziel and Faustus are standing in front of a microphone with a sound system on; meanwhile Rahab is using the company phone to dial someone's number.

Rahab snickers dialing a number. "Ready?"

Faustus and Raziel nod while holding back laughs.

Rahab makes the call and the phone is dialing; Mortanius picks up the phone that's in his personal catacomb. (Avernus)

Mortanius: Hello?

Raziel voice disguised as a large hefty tone: DO YOU LIKE HUMPING?

Mortanius: (shocked and wide-eyed) Excuse me!?

Faustus voice disguised as a scratchy voiced old woman: DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY?

Mortanius: (appalled) Who is this?!

Raziel and Faustus sing in their disguised voices to Mortanius on the other side: DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!

Mortanius: I'm reporting this!

Faustus disguised voice: BITE ME BITCH!

They all hang up the phone and start to laugh their asses off.

Mortanius: 0.o

(Back to present)

Raziel is laughing in the front seat while Claire is looking at him; shaking her blond head.

"Raziel you really should be careful how you use that equipment and your company number…"

Raziel is choking on his laughter; trying to calm down.

"I know honey! But I couldn't help it, Rahab said we had to try it!" Claire giggled with Raziel as they drove into an underground garage; just below their apartment.

Both wraiths got out of the bug and walked to the underground elevator. Pressing elevator button number 5 they both went up to the floor they lived on.

(During the elevator ride)

"Did you enjoy your psychology session with Marcus today?" Claire nodded while looking through her purse for the apartment key. "Yes, we talked about how we shouldn't call people out by their appearances."

Raziel had set up Claire with " " ( . to Claire at first, Nosteratu) to help with her delusional state of mind. Unfortunately Claire wasn't all there. Sure she could do everyday things, but sometimes she had childish moments or just moments of mental weakness. Not that it bothered Raziel. If anything he was more than willing to care for the female wraith.

Raziel and Claire walked out of the elevator to their apartment number 37. As they did a woman with a nearly shaved head and wearing too small of clothes walked out of apartment 32.

"Look, Raziel its Miley Cyrus…" Claire pointed while holding onto Raziel's arm.

"Claire…" Raziel looked at the frowning young woman that came from apartment 32. "I'm sorry…" Raziel apologized defending Claire honestly. "She didn't mean it."

The woman nods, not truly believing what the wraith said before taking the elevator.

"Claire, remember what Marcus said?" Raziel took the key from Claire and opened up their apartment door. "Yes, Raziel…sorry."

As they shut the door and walk into the living room a mowing cat made of bones runs into the room; to greet his masters.

"Hello, Bony." Claire cooed picking up the wraith cat with happy glowing eyes.

"I'm gonna get us some dinner, Claire." Raziel said walking into the kitchen. Standing in front of the kitchen sink he looked out towards the window. Not seeing anything of interest he looked back at his girlfriend; now laying on the floor playing with the cat.

He mentally smiled before opening an empty cookie jar; pulling out a small black box. "I was waiting for a moment like this…"

(That's Raziel's life for you. Thanks for your patience and views everyone. And thank you for reviewing, Laura. I do not own Legacy of Kain. Whose chapter should be next? Any suggestions? Review or pm. R&R)