"I'm here to see Endou Junko." Masako said boldly, stepping into the classroom.
"Excuse me, please." A girl with soft dark brown curled hair and dark brown eyes stood up and walked out. "What's wrong?" She crossed her arms and leaned against the doorway. Masako looked at her tanned skin, it was a perfect tan, no too tanned like a surfer (hint, hint) but just right, kind of like sweet milk chocolate… "You were saying?"
"Oh, right." Masako took a deep breath and shouted, "STAB YOUR BROTHER WITH A KNIFE!"
"Whoa, slow down." Junko covered her ears, "How'd I do that?"
"If you can't than burn him, skin him, throw him in hot soup or whatever…"
"That wouldn't hurt him much, he's well known for having a slow nature, you know." Junko shrugged uncaringly.
"You don't understand, do you? He dumped Ichirouta!"
"Well, that's strange…"
"I know! I mean, come one! My brother is practically the sexiest guy in the whole anime world! And he should thank god that he could actually win the heart of a guy like that! Than he went and…"
"I didn't mean that…"
"Huh?"
"Mamoru's had a crush on Kazemaru-kun since the series started… that's why he pleaded with me to let him join the soccer team when I had doubts that a track team member would be able to play soccer…" Junko said thoughtfully while half closing her eyes. Masako shot her a fuming look. "I didn't mean you."
"Anyways, we have to make them come together! No matter what!"
"You gotta be kidding me! Today Megumi and Yuka ran over to tell me that Kidou-kun and Gouenji-kun aren't being honest with their feelings for each other, and Gouenji-kun dumped Kidou-kun and you know what! The reason he did that was because he said he loved Mamoru?" Junko's voice was growing louder and louder by the second.
"Whoa, your turn to slow down. I don't understand… what's so great about Endou?"
"Don't look at me. But sounds to me like… ah… to Mamoru and Kazemaru-kun's case, they're avoiding the truth that they are gay, and they deserve each other like… I can't think of anything at the moment… wait…"
Masako clenched her teeth together with impatience, "And… Kidou and Gouenji's case?"
"It's just in excuse." Junko shrugged, "How dare he use Mamoru's name as an excuse… excuse me a moment, I'm going to drag him out of that damn classroom and beat him up into a pulp…"
"Hold it!" Masako sweat dropped. "I want to ask a favor…"
"Okay."
"Let's join forces. We have to make them realize that they can't live without each other… here's the plan if you don't mind." Masako started whisper details into Junko's ear. After a few minutes, Junko moved a way with huge eyes. Masako was panting for talking too much under her breath in high speed. "I'm prepared to sacrifice myself for more yaoi… I mean for my brother's happiness. Are you?"
Junko thought a moment and nodded slowly, "This way, we can solve two problems at the same time… two birds with one stone…" she said, her voice lowering in a thinking way, "I'm going to sneak into Kidokawa and inform Yuka about this… can you run to Teikoku and tell Megumi that we've got it all under control?"
"Speed is the only thing I'm proud of myself." Masako said confidentially. "You really don't have to force yourself for my brother, though…"
"It's okay." Junko waved her hand absently as she opened a crack into the classroom, "I'm also a yaoi lover." She winked before going back into the classroom.
….
"It's today isn't it?" Masako muttered, stretching and yawning, "I don't know much about flirting, but I'll do my best." She looked sideways at Ichirouta's bed… again, the sheets were wet… not because he wet his bed though, but because of too much exercising in bed with Mamoru in his dreams. Masako shook her head and sighed, "It would be nice if I could see into his dream…"
"Masako! Breakfast!" Ichirouta called.
"Okay~"
"You seem happy."
"Don't I always?" She grinned mischievously and took a bite out of her raisins and lettuce sandwich, "I'm going to make a lunch box."
"Huh?" Ichirouta spat out his grape juice, "For who?"
"None other than…" She winked playfully, "The great Gouenji Shuuya himself!" Ichirouta stared at his 'forever virgin' sister with huge eyes. Then he fainted, hearing his sister's words, "Aw, man, Endou's not here and you're heavy, you know! Uh… Dad! Help!"