A third chapter? In one day? Unheard of. Who is she? We'll never know.
Enjoy!
Somewhere hidden in Kumo
"Oh for fucks sake we've had nothing to do since Madara went and fucking died! How the hell are we supposed to have fun!?" Hidan yells annoyingly as the others turn to glare at the little shit throwing a tantrum.
Kisame sighed, "We could always just steal some more ramen from the blond kid in Konoha." The majority of the members of Akatsuki snicker. "Fucking with him is hilarious and we're running low on food anyway since we don't have he who shall not be named to get our food."
"Holy fucking- Voldermort was getting our food for us?" Deidara screeches
"I heard those kids in Konoha use those new phone things a lot, we could fuck with them." Sasori suggests as he concentrates on getting the minuscule puppet in front of him to dance.
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Hidan and Kakazu stare at him.
"Itachi start being the smart shit you are and get us into one of their chat-rooms." Kisame says to his partner.
The elder Uchiha sighs in exasperation, when had this evil organization full of S-ranked criminals become a bunch of kindergateners?
Not that he was complaining, it just made his mission easier.
"Hn."
"That means yes in Uchiha." He translates with a snicker.
FIRE TOWN BABES: HOME
BillboardBrow: Pig, wtf
Beautiful: lighten up forehead it was a joke
BillboardBrow: This purple shit won't come off!
Nine_Nine: It was dye, sak…
Nine_Nine: BUT DON'T WORRY I'LL AVENGE YOU
BillboardBrow: Oh you've got to be kidding me…
ShyGirl: It's not that bad…
BillboardBrow: THE WHOLE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY IS PURPLE.
SasUKEuchiha: You should have seen it coming, honestly.
SasUKEuchiha: I thought you were supposedly smarter than me.
BillboardBrow: I AM you uncultured swine.
Dog-Breath: Woah she's whipping out the big words!
Dog-Breath: #Sarcasm
BillboardBrow: Fuck you Kiba
BillboardBrow: And your stupid hashtags.
LazyAss123: you do have to admit, It was a little funny
BillboardBrow: I bet you're the one who set it up!
LazyAss123: ...
LazyAss123: do you have any evidence to back up those claims
Beautiful: Off topic but what's up with all the pictures of cats on Kiba's Instagram?
Dog-breath: WAT
Nine_Nine: HAHA MUTHAFUCKA! REVENGE FOR SAK
Nine_Nine: U were the one who suggested the idea for the prank right?
Dog-Breath: … maybe
Nine_Nine: Oh good bc that would have been real embarrassing
Dog-breath: I cant believe youd do me like this
SHARKWEEK, IFuckBitches,PuPpEtEeR, Money, !Boom! and ? have joined the chat.
SHARKWEEK: We've come to fuck shit up.
IFuckBitches: FUCK YEAH WE ARE, call me girls my #'s 450-775-0987
PuPpEtEeR: We are here to warn you.
Ramen-baka: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
BillboardBrow: Warn us of what…?
Beautiful: Don't talk to them! What if they're akatsuki or something?
BillboardBrow: I doubt that…
Beautiful: But who else would take the name SHARKWEEK than that blue fish dude from akatsuki!
Money: …
PuPpEtEeR: … Once again we've come to warn you that we'll be watching you and your text conversations, we are always watching.
Nine_Nine: Stalker much?
ShyGirl: This is worse than that time Kiba tried to stalk Sak…
BillboardBrow: I though we agreed to never speak of that again.
!Boom!: We aren't stalkers!
!Boom!: We're dangerous!
Nine_Nine: You got enough exclamation points there, bud?
BillboardBrow: Wait these names…
BillboardBrow: Shika who do you think these people are…?
LazyAss123: I think you know
Ramen-baka: BUT I DON'T
Ramen-baka: IM CONFUSED
Ramen-baka: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE TELL ME DAMMIT
Majestic_Hair: It seems to be Akatsuki.
Majestic_Hair: Fate has been unkind to us.
Nine_Nine: Neji I swear to whatever kami that if you say one more thing about fate I'll cut off your 'Majestic Hair' while you sleep and scrape out your eyeballs while I'm at it
!Boom!: You're scary…
Nine_Nine: Hey thanks man, you know sometimes a girl just wants to be told she strikes fear in other's hearts ya feel?
Nine_Nine: wait You'RE THE ENEMY DAMMIT DON'T COMPLIMENT ME
Dog-breath: Hey a compliments a compliment
Nine_Nine: Fuck you Kiba, what are you sayin? I don't get compliments? Is it because I'm scary?! IS IT! AM I TO OVERBEARING KIBA HUH?
SasUKEuchiha: We are terrible ninjas…
SasUKEuchiha: brother?
?: Hn.
BillboardBrow: Haaaah, Sasuke you just got Hn'ed over text, how does that even happen?
SasUKEuchiha: You can go die in a hole of spiders, Haruno.
BillboardBrow: How do people even know I'm afraid of spiders?! The only person who knew was INO!
BillboardBrow: Wow
BillboardBrow: Fuck you Ino.
Beautiful: Sorry not sorry :/
?: We'll be leaving now, but we'll be back.
!Boom!: AND REMEMBER WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING
Nine_Nine: CAPS BRO
PuPpEtEeR: We'll be back.
BillboardBrow: Who are you? Terminator? We get it you'll be back.
Beautiful: WAIT BEFORE YOU ALL GO JUST STAY FOR FIVE SECONDS!
?: … We shall give you a minute.
Beautiful: Thx!
Beautiful has changed SHARKWEEK to LittleFishy
Beautiful has changed IfuckBitches to HiDoMe
Beautiful has changed Money to Money-Grubber
Beautiful has changed PuPpEtEeR to Sassyori
Beautiful has changed ? to UKE-WEASLE
Beautiful has changed !Boom! to MyTwinSister
Beautiful: Now Sasuke and Itachi can be the UKE brothers!
BillboardBrow: This made me a lot happier than I thought it would.
sasUKEuchiha: I thought we already established that I was not the Uke.
Beautiful: A GIRL CAN DREAM
sasUKEuchiha: …
Beautiful: I like to support my friends is that a crime
Dog-Breath: you got a weird way of showin it
LittleFishy: You know what I'm not even gonna complain
LittleFishy: Cuz I am little Fishy on the inside
LittleFishy: Thank you Deidara's Twin Sister
Beautiful: helping people is just what I do
Ramen-baka: I'm starting to feel better about our names now
Nine_Nine: I'll second that
ShyGirl: Third.
BillboardBrow: Fourth.
LazyAss123: Fifth
Dog-breath: I still don't like mine
sasUKEuchiha: I'll second THAT.
Beautiful: Fuck you guys my names are awesome