Lol! I think I was cheesy in writing the guy's answers. All inspired by Lee, haha! Read and review thanks!
"Ooh! This is exciting! I'm one of the contestants here! I promise I will win this game or if not, I will cartwheel around Konoha in 50 laps!" Rock Lee said excitingly as Shino rolled his eyes.
"This is stupid. Why would I want to get Tenten's heart?" Sasuke said crossing his arms as Shikamaru was asking the same question too in his mind.
"Hn." Neji expressed as Naruto just sat beside him.
Ino had just assigned three boys to be the speakers of three guys that Tenten has to choose.
"This isn't funny. I'm going to get much more bored. I'd rather train my self. Heck, run around the world in 80 days!" Tenten exclaimed.
Ino went near to the three of them to ask what their screen name would be.
"The green beast of Konoha!" Rock Lee exclaimed.
"No...A screen name that wouldn't be obvious." Ino sighed and thought properly.
"okay, what's your favorite part of your face, Lee?" "uh...um, eyebrows?" Lee answered as Ino stared at Lee dumbly.
"okay, you're Mr. Eyebrows...how bout you Sasuke-kun?" Ino smiled sweetly at him. "hmpf...eyes will do." Sasuke said.
"Neji?" Ino said looking at the Hyuuga. "Forehead" Neji said as Ino nodded.
"Okay then. Let's find Tenten's hidden lover!" Ino said as Tenten sighed loudly. Tenten started to get much bored.
"If you were a weapon which would you be and why?" Ino asked the first question as she gave thirty seconds to the three guys.
"Okay, Mr. Eyebrows, what's your answer?" Ino asked as Tenten cringed. Eyebrows? The hell? What's that about? Tenten thought.
"..." Lee's speaker, Shino, didn't say anything.
"uh, hello, Mr. Eyebrows!" Ino exclaimed as Lee nudged Shino as Shino said "I'm not going to say it." "just say it, damn you, bug freak!" Ino yelled as Shino sighed. Kiba snickered. I wonder what Lee's answer was. Kiba thought and laughed silently.
"I, Mr. Eyebrows, would be weights. For..." Shino stopped as he didn't want to say more. "Well?" Ino asked as Shino shook his head. He knew he was going to get humiliated for saying this as Lee nudged Shino again. "For..." Shino gulped.
"For I will hold onto you and be the heaviest youthful partner to blossom your love of hope for all eternity" Shino cringed as he glared at Lee behind his glasses. Lee smiled with delight as Ino sweatdropped.
Kiba laughed loudly as Naruto snickered. Shikamaru smirked as Choji had found a pack of chips after all. Sasuke and Neji stared at Lee with wide eyes.
Men, Lee seems to be hard to beat at. They both thought as they shrugged. Why would they want to beat Lee? They should be beating each other out.
The girls sweatdropped and was in a relief that Lee didn't say this to them but instead to Tenten.
Tenten felt creepy like Shino's bugs were crawling on her skin and was giving her goosebumps.
"And you, Mr. Eyes?" Ino batted her eyelashes.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru said as Ino hit him on the arm playfully. "Ow!" Shikamaru expressed.
"I would be the kunai so that..." Shikamaru grumbled. Is he seriously going to say this? He felt that Sasuke was being a weirdo for thinking about this perverted answer.
"Say it..." Ino grind her teeth.
"I would be the kunai so that I could enter in your shuriken if you know what I mean" Shikamaru said as Lee was crying with tears of joy. "The Uchiha has felt the wonders of youth. Blessed him."
Sasuke smiled evilly as Neji gaped at him. He needed to beat the crap out of Sasuke.
Sakura's eyeballs had fallen out of her eye sockets as Hinata's eyes opened wide. Naruto raised his eyebrows and wished he never knew Sasuke. I knew it! Sasuke's a dobe himself!!!
Kiba howled as Shikamaru slapped his forehead. Choji munching on chips as Shino pushed his glasses for it not to fall from him being shocked of Sasuke's answer. Ino mumbled something about Sasuke being a hot pervert and wished he would say that to her not to Tenten.
And for Tenten? Her jaw fell down on the ground. Who the hell was Mr. Eyes??? She wanted to know. If she knew who he was she would beat the hell outta him. Weirdly, she was feeling a bit...romantic inside herself in a way she didn't like.
"Mr. Forehead?" Ino asked as Naruto nodded after Neji had whispered the answers in Naruto's ears.
"Dattebayo, I would be a ninjaken, tall and strong to defend you from harm. Even though, I know you can defend yourself. It's just I don't want you to break down to pieces. I want to be the one to slash away the pain that you feel inside especially about your past. You know that you can pull me out so that together we can fight away our problems in life forever" Naruto said as Neji was proud about the Kyuubi host. Naruto had actually memorized exactly what Neji said to him.
Kiba was dumbfounded as Sakura and Hinata sighed lovingly. Choji just nodded and continued to eat chips. Shikamaru blinked at Neji as Lee was now crying with lots of anime teardrops. 'Oh joy! My eternal rival has his youthful heart bloom!' Lee sniffed as Sasuke eyed on Neji.
Tenten smiled to herself as she felt her heart jump. This guy with words that touched my heart deeply. Even though all I care is my dream to be a kunoichi...I've always wanted someone to be at my side. I don't care if Naruto said it...it was the words that said it all.
"Mr. Forehead, I love your answer." Tenten said as Ino smiled. She knew...oh yes, she knew.
Tenten and Neji are meant to be.
What she doesn't know is a certain green beast was in the way but he wasn't the problem.
The Sharingan user was. Oh no, how could this be?
Now he was plotting and letting his avenger side take the job to get Tenten's heart.
Tenten...please...don't be blind to choose the wrong guy.
Does Neji even know? That this could be destiny?
Who knows...who knows...
The hell I'll tell you who knows! ME! Bwahahaha!! Anyway, yeah, it was random for lee's speaker to be shino, lol! Ahahaha! Also, I'm having probs. I need your reviews….who should tenten be with, anyway? Anyway, thank you for reading! MORE TO COME! R&R pwease, ty!