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~Rainbow Fruit Loop
One Hundred Ways to Make Captain Hitsugaya Throw a Temper Tantrum.
~Chapter 3~
Number Two.
Draw stick figures on every single page of all of his reports.
"Well. This is gonna be amusing." Ichigo stated.
"Yeah. Where's Tōshirō?" Renji asked, looking over at Rangiku, who, for comedy relief (Renji presumed) was wearing abnormally large sunglasses.
They were inside the Tenth Squad Office.
"I told him that I would take care of the office today. He's training some new-comers." Rangiku said.
"Right."
"Where's Ikkaku and Yumichika?" Shūhei asked.
"Kenpachi is making them fight."
And then there were four of us…
"Let's get started, then." Renji said, standing up.
He strode over to the nearest pile of paperwork, and picked it up.
He handed reports out to everyone in the group.
Rangiku handed out pencils.
"If we draw them in pencil, he'll be forced to rub all of them out." was her explanation.
Renji presumed that she had just forgotten to bring pens.
"Yeah, but we use a pen, then he won't be able to rub them out." Shūhei commented. "Wouldn't that be more effective?"
"Hey! We don't want to annoy the Captain-Commander. 'Cause if he punishes Tōshirō for drawing on his work, then Tōshirō will punish me!" Rangiku complained.
Sure.
"Are we drawing pictures of ourselves?" Ichigo asked.
"…Do you want him to know who drew on his reports?" Rangiku asked incredulously.
"Yeah. Why not?" Ichigo grinned.
"Well that's just stupid!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
Renji tried to ignore their bickering.
He focused on drawing the perfect stick figure Ichigo.
Man, if someone's gonna get the blame for this it may as well be him.
He glanced over at Rangiku's work. She was, too, was drawing Ichigo.
Renji sniggered.
The group sat in silence, the only noise being Rangiku's quiet humming.
The Sixth Squad Lieutenant grabbed another report, having drawn stick figure Ichigos in the corner of all the pages of the report he currently held in his hand.
Said Lieutenant watched what Ichigo was drawing.
Unsurprisingly enough, he was drawing Renji.
Jerk.
He frowned, and strained his neck to see who Shūhei was drawing.
It was Rangiku.
Hmm. She's gonna get busted by Captain Hitsugaya.
…Fail.
An hour and a half later, every single page of every single report of Captain Hitsugaya's had a stick figure on it.
The group had decided to draw all of the Captains, and all of the Lieutenants, as well as anyone else they could think of.
So Tōshirō would be greeted with lovely pictures of a smiling Kenpachi, and beautifully drawn pictures of Yamamoto and his stunning beard.
Captain Hitsugaya strode into his office.
As per usual, his Lieutenant was no where in sight.
She's probably drinking something somewhere.
Tōshirō wondered briefly why he didn't fire her – she didn't actually do anything.
As he sat down at his desk, he reached for a pen. He noticed a small stick figure in the corner of the page.
What's this?
Tōshirō frowned, presuming that Rangiku had been bored, and reached for the eraser.
After rubbing it out, he filled out the first page of the report. As he turned the page, he noticed another small character.
Why is there a drawing of Kurosaki here?
Tōshirō growled to himself, erased Ichigo's body, and cursed his Vice Captain for being childish.
He flipped over the page, just to see if there was another one, which, of course, there was.
"Matsumoto!" he growled.
The small, white haired Captain flicked through the rest of the pages. He got a slight fright when he came across a drawing of the Sixth Squad Captain, Byakuya Kuchiki, smiling.
Nngh…!
As Tōshirō continued to search for drawings in the rest of his reports, his scowl got deeper and deeper.
In the end, his patience disappeared. Instead of erasing the 'doodles', he merely ripped the corners off all of his reports.
Damn her…
"Here are the reports, Captain-Commander Yamamoto." Tōshirō said, handing the First Squad Captain his reports.
"Thank you, Captain Hitsugaya."
Tōshirō made to leave, when he was stopped by the Captain-Commander clearing his throat.
"Why are all of the corners missing?"
Tōshirō paused.
"They were annoying me," he snapped grouchily.
He left the room, but didn't throw a temper tantrum.
Mission failed.