Author's Notes: Chapter 3...I had eaten a lot sugar just before I wrote this so just a warning: it may be a bit weird...And a special thanks to Nixie for all your help with this chapter...Oh, and the 'days to go' thing is how many days to go until they go into quarantine, not until they go into the 'Big Brother' house. I know, I already posted this chapter, then I posted the alternate chapter...but everyone I've spoken to who's read both chapters seem to like this one better...
Warning: Monkeys, tears and mysterious substances. Oh, and swearing and sexual references.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Big Brother.
Japanese translation: See previous chapters...
Presenting...
Chapter 3: 'Monkeys'
By GlitnirGebo
Seven days to go...
Six days to go...
Five days to go...
Four days to go...
Three days to go...
Two days to go...
One day to go...
Normal POV:
"This is our last day of freedom..." Joey said.
"Yep."
"Our last day to do whatever we want." Joey continued.
"Yep."
"Our last day to laze around, pig out on junk food and watch TV."
"Yep."
"Our last day to..." Joey was cut off.
"WE GET IT ALREADY!" Bakura screamed at him. What Joey said was true. It was the last day they had to do whatever they wanted, because tomorrow...it was on to a 24-hour Quarantine.
"Our last day to...ITAI!"
"Shut up puppy." It was also the last day that Kaiba could hit Joey over the back of the head without Mokuba telling him not to. (They had made a deal, Kaiba could do it as much as he wanted to so long as he didn't do it whilst in the 'Big Brother' house.) Joey just kept talking.
"This is our last day to..."
"SHUT UP!!!"
"Look, if we take you to 'Tokyo Food Mart' will you shut up?" Seto asked.
"Yes, Yes I will."
"Then lets go."
"Only if you're paying."
"FINE! JUST SHUT UP!"
"Deal."
Later on at 'Tokyo Food Mart'
"FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD!"
"I don't think you're meant to eat that Joey!" Yugi said, trying to stop his friend from eating the glowing green substance with brown chunks in it. Joey looked at Yugi very seriously.
"Yug. This is our last day of..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP PUPPY!"
"Nii-sama! Don't swear!"
"Be quiet Mokuba!" Mokuba's eyes started to water. "You see what you've done Joey?!" Kaiba said as Mokuba started to cry. "This is all your fault!"
"My fault?! You're the one that yelled at him!"
"Please stop arguing." Mokuba said in a quiet voice. Both Kaiba and Joey shut their mouths.
"Has anyone seen Bakura? He said he'd meet us here ten minutes ago." Ryou asked, slightly fearful of what his yami could be doing.
"I haven't seen that bloody tomb-robber since we left. Where did he go?" Yami asked.
Flashback at Motou household
Everyone was piling into Seto's Limo to go to the 'Tokyo Food Mart'.
"Hurry up Bakura, before Joey starts talking about freedom again." Ryou said.
"I'm not going. I've got some...ah...um...unfinished business to attend to." Bakura said.
"Unfinished business? You haven't got any unfinished business...other then strangling Yugi."
"Okay, you've got me. I've got no unfinished business, but that's why I want to go start doing something. Then it will be unfinished so I'll have to finish it before I go into the 'Big Brother' house because I won't be able to do it when I'm in there."
"Oookkaayyy...Obviously you've been doing... something, and since I didn't understand a word you just said, it must be none of my business."
"Yes...that's right..."
"Then go do...whatever it is that you're going to do..."
End Flashback
"Hey! There he is!"
"Hang on a second! I know that look!" Ryou said.
"And I know that walk!" Yami said, "That's my walk!" Joey was too busy shoving a bright pink, orb-shape object down his throat to care what was happening.
"What look? What walk?" Yugi asked.
"That's my I-just-got-laid walk!" Yami replied, glaring at Bakura.
"Eew!" Mokuba squeaked.
"Ah, so that's what that look means...I hate to think about how many times I've seen that look over the past week!" Ryou shuddered.
"Are you talking about me?!" Bakura half-asked, half-screamed at everyone and narrowing his eyes.
"Yes! We're talking about you and how you stole my I-just-got-laid walk!" Yami ignored Bakura's glare.
"The pharaoh? Get laid? Yeah, when monkeys fall from the sky!" #THWACK# A monkey fell on Bakura's head from the ceiling.
"Where the fuck did that monkey come from?!" Bakura yelled, looking at the ceiling as if inspecting for any more monkeys, before looking back down at everyone else. #THWACK# Another monkey fell on his head.
"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! Bloody monkeys..." Joey finally looked up from what looked like a sausage roll filled with bright blue and red stuffing.
"Hey! Where's Bakura goin'?"
"I don't know, but somewhere with no monkeys."
"Monkeys? I've never tried eating monkey before..." Yami just shook his head and followed everyone out of the store. Joey looked up from his meal again.
"I suppose I should go home and pack..."
Thanks to the reviewers:
Millennium:
Glitnir: (puts handcuffs on Yami Glitnir)
Yami Glitnir: Hey!
Glitnir: Sorry Yami Millennium, SHE'S my yami. Thanx for the review Millennium!
Mistress-Shadowkat: You really thought it was funny? Thanks!
Author's Notes: I know this chapter wasn't very long but it was originally part of chapter four, but then chapter four was wwaaaaaayy too long. So I split it in two pieces. Thanks again Nympthsis...
Author's Yami's Notes: You've got a great sense of humor Nympthsis... Unlike some people...(glares at Author.)
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