"Are we there yet?" ask Deidara feeling tried. He hated his shoes he was wearing cause it started to hurt his feet a lot.
"Err... Nope." Replied Kittysori.
They went up another hill and down again. They reach a big field and start walking through it. There was a big rock near by and the blonde ran up to it and sat down feeling really tried.
"Hey get up." Said the cat boy. The blonde shake his head. Kittysori sigh "Ok what's wrong?"
"Am tried, thirsty. Am not getting off until something drink something." Declare Deidara.
"You sure you're not a girl?" ask Kittysori. Deidara glare at him and he sigh.
"Alright we'll rest a while." Said Kittysori.
'What is panty boy waiting for it to fall from the sky?' ask Hiruko teasing.
'Perv. What is I am? You're not wearing fucking woman boots.' Snap Deidara angrily.
Just then something fell from the sky and hit the blonde on the head. He heard the cat boy snicker but got quiet when Deidara glare at him. The blonde boy grabs the bottle and look inside of it.
"Looks drinkable." He mutters.
"So your going to drink it and not even no if it's poison or something dangers." Pointing out Kittysori tilting his head.
'His got a point.' Agreed Hiruko.
"Oh shut up both of you. I'll drink what ever right now." As proving his point he drank half of the bottle.
Kittysori took the bottle away from him and drank some.
"Hey that was my" growl Deidara as he was getting back. Kittysori grab him by the wrist and throw him up in the air.
The blonde started to scream like crazy. Two things came in his head. One was that his going to kill that cat and the other one was what a pretty cloud saying he almost touches it. Once he was reaching the ground for some reason he said hi to it. Expecting hitting hard on the ground he land somewhere soft.
Deidara blink open his eyes not believing he wasn't hurt nor dead. He look down on what he hit and it was none other then Kittysori.
'Hee hee nice catch' chuckle Hiruko who amazingly stayed on the blondes shoulder the whole time.
"Yeah' mutter the blonde then turn red seeing his position he was on when he sat up.
Kittysori woke up and his eyes went wide. Then he grinned "well Brat I knew you want it to be screwed by me but I didn't expect you were so… desperate."
"Arg you sick man cat thing." Spat Deidara getting up. "Why didn't I kill you?"
"Cause am sexy."
Deidara snort "you your dreams."
"Aw you hurt my feeling cutie."
"Whatever."
Deidara scan around and noticed that either they where somewhere else or the fields grown.
"Hey did the place grown or something?" ask Deidara confused.
"No we've shrunk." Replied Kittysori flicking his ears.
"When? How?"
Kittysori walk up to the bottle that lay on the ground next to them and was now bigger then them.
"Ah I see. This is a shrunk potion." Said Kittysori like it resolve the entire problem.
"Err ok… Now what?" ask the blue eye boy.
"Easy we find people to find for them to kiss you and some friends live around here and know how to make us normal size again." Said Kittysori cheerfully.
'How do we know they won't rape us?' ask Hiruko.
Deidara shiver at the thought 'Why haven't I thought of that. Us? It's me your just a puppet that no one seems to see.'
'So? There might be another puppet that can rape me.' Stated the misshapen puppet.
"Hey brat you coming or not?" ask Kittysori coming back to related.
As they walk Deidara heard someone or thing singing the other direction. Deidara stop and head to the direction of the singing.
As he went through some grassed he let out a scream when a over size bee came just in front of him. Kittysori who heard sneak up to him "What's wrong?" That made the blonde scream even more.
"Don't do that." Cried out Deidara hitting Kittysori in the arm.
"Ok shess. Hey Fudgesori." Greeted Kittysori to another red head.
The guy looks exactly like Kittysori. Only that he had a straw on his ear, a cookie like a hairpin on his hair and without the cat feature. Also he was inside some kind of bowl and…
"Is he naked?" ask Deidara wide eye turning red.
"Yup" said Kittysori grinning.
"Hi there. How's your friend? He's cute." Said Fudgesori winking at the blonde.
"His Deidara. A guy that cross dresses." Said Kittysori and added "He looks really hot in the panties."
Deidara fume in anger and kick Kittysori were it hurts and beat him up. Fudgesori blush and laugh as the cat boy was getting beat up.
"So anyone hungry?" ask the naked boy lying his arm on the bowl edge.
"Hell yeah. So is this…. Dude" said Kittysori. Fudgesori giggle and gave Deidara a bowl of fudge and some straws and cookies.
"Hm what are these straws they feel like biscuits?" Said Deidara.
Both red head stared at the blonde as he was serious. "You're kidding right? Those are pocky."
"Oh he he." Said Deidara and quickly added "I haven't had one in a long time so cut me some lack."
He started eating some of it until Hiruko said something really disturbing.
'You do know that kid live in that bowl... naked right?'
'Yeah so un.' Not really sure were Hiruko was getting at.
'Well if he live there and never got out doesn't mean he goes to the bathroom in there." Pointed out the puppet.
Deidara stop munching and stare at his snack and then at the red heads which Kittysori was drinking from the bowl Kittysori cheering him on. The blonde eye started to twitch.
"EW"
'Exactly so you pretty much drank some of his pee and maybe his poop cause look at the thing inside the bowl. It has the same color.' Stated Hiruko making the blonde want to barf.
'Shut up beside am hungry.' Said Deidara only drinking a little bit more.
"Hey Kittysori are you done?" ask Deidara ready to go.
"Yeah sure." He said then looks at the blonde "are you forgetting something?"
The guy in the dress look confused. Kittysori sigh "Kiss? Home?"
"Oh yeah." Deidara said remembering and got nervous going up to Fudgesori.
"Wants wrong? What so more?" ask Fudgesori. "Cause you can take so from me." And point to his body which was cover with chocolate.
"Err no... It's... That... hm..." Deidara started to get really nervous. Kittysori rolled his eyes and decide to help him out. He whispers to Fudgesori what the boy want. The Fudge cover boy eyes gleam in amusement.
"Why didn't you say so." Stated Fudgesori grabbing the blonde and kiss him on the lips. Deidara cheeks heat up and stood still. Fudgesori chuckle seeing his reaction.
"Thanks… yeah my first one." He cheers the last part.
"No problem. And if your always hungry come by and no I don't use the bathroom in here it's gross." Said Fudgesori grinning at him.
"Err ok. Bye."
"Bye cutie."
It's been hours sense they left Fudgesori and once again Deidara was getting tried. The blonde was getting worried that they were getting lost. That was until he saw some smoke up ahead.
They went towards the smoke. Deidara was hoping it was a small house that had something cooking or something. He then got disappointed when he saw two other red head smoking and drinking. Deidara cough at the smell.
"Kittysori who are they?" ask Deidara feeling bad already.
"The one with the earring is Sasoweed. The other one who has paint on his body is Sasobeer." Whisper Kittysori and added "it's strange to see them together and not fighting."
"Hey kitty hic sori." Said Sasobeer and Sasoweed together then both started to laugh hysterically.
"Sup guys I want you to meet Deidara." Greet Kittysori.
"Die hard ar." Said Sasuweed at the end making a pirate noise.
"What to join… Oh a pretty donkey." Said Sasubeer pointing at the sky. Sasuweed laugh like crazy then saying "dude that's a llama."
"Donkey"
"Llama"
"Cow"
"Hhahaha moooo" Both fell on the floor laughing there asses off.
Deidara and Kittysori stood there watching them amuse.
'Wow they're really stoned and drunk.' stated Hiruko.
"Hey that puppet just blink just now." Stated Sasoweed then laughing again.
"Kitty and cutie come try some." Encourage Sasobeer giving them each weed and beer.
Deidara just stood there not really sure what to do. He saw Kittysori smoking the thing and drinking it. Deidara shrug 'why not'
'Oh I got a bad felling' said Hiruko but the blonde ignored him.
All four boys were stone and drunk. They all talk nonsense and were doing things.
"Look at me. Am a beut-ti-ful bu-tt-er fly." Said Sasoweed as if he were singing.
"Stop the ride am getting dizzy." Yelled Sasobeer spinning around forgetting how to stop.
"Ha ha I hic did hic your mom hic last night." Stated Kittysori swinging his hand that had his beer. "And she liked I-it."
"No you di-didn't she did you." Argue Deidara.
"Yes she did and that's why am going to pay her back by fing you."
"Why hic your fat hic hehehe" Deidara started giggling.
'Deidara get a snap out of it. Don't you want to get out of here?' Snapped Hiruko getting impatient. He was tried of waiting on them. At first it was funny but seeing they weren't going to stop he tried to yell that blonde to stop but kept ignoring him.
"Dudes I hear voice in my head." exclaim Deidara mystified.
"Naw that was the llama." Said Sasoweed stroking a bush thinking it was his llama.
"Look at me I can fly." Shout Sasobeer who climb up on a boulder and jump down. Seeing that they were small he jump from very high place causing him to scream in pain when he land on the ground breaking one ankle and both his arms.
The other started to laugh uncontrolled.
"That's not funny." Snap Sasobeer soberly. Then he moan in pain as he tried to get up. Hiruko noticed this and would have smirk if a puppet could. An idea pop in his head.
'Deidara hear me or else be cursed for life.' Said Hiruko in a creepy tone.
"Yes my lord un."
'Ok get that rock and hit it on both the red head heads." Said Hiruko.
Deidara snicker "you said head twice. Hahaha rocky"
'Do you want to be cruse' growl Hiruko the boy shock his head as if any moment if could fall of.
'Do as you're told.'
'Yes Danna.'
Deidara went behind Sasoweed and hit him really hard on the back of the head doing the same thing again to Kittysori. Both red head went unconsciousness.
'Now dance the chicken dance' ordered Hiruko wanting to do some fun. So the blonde did.
'Now I want you to run against that rock and go through it' said Hiruko.
Deidara went running and screaming as told. He came in contact against the rock hitting it hard. He was bleeding and fainted.
"Brat! Hey brat wake up." Said a familiar voice.
"Mom?" rasped the blonde his head in pain.
"Yes of course now wake up." She snapped.
"Am sorry mommy they made me doing it?" Cried Deidara hugging on her legs. HE kept crying and moaning until he heard laughing.
Deidara stop what he was doing and look up seeing no other then Kittysori.
"Aw that was really cute Dei-Chan. You made mommy proud." He said smirking. Deidara scowl at him. He got up and dust of some dirt but was worthless since now his dress was really dirty. Then he heard Hiruko chuckle.
'Ha you won't be doing that any more.'
'You got that right.'
"Hey Deidara is it?" ask Sasubeer the blonde nodded.
"We want to apologize for stoning you early." Said Sasoweed sheepishly.
"Mostly Sasuweed." Said Sasobeer quickly.
"It's ok. Tell the truth it was fun." Said the blonde.
Sasubeer and Sasuweed went up to the blonde (Sasubeer limp). Both kiss him one on each cheek.
Sasubeer chuckle "that was ten times better then weed.
"Better then beer."
"Weed"
"Beer"
"It's on bitchach."
Both red head started fighting. That gave time for Kittysori and Deidara to make their escape.
"That was super cool." Said Kittysori skipping around. Then he suddenly he stop "on second thought."
Kittysori started vomiting so did Deidara.
"I am never doing it again." Moan Deidara his stomach starting to hurt now.
"I agree panties."
"Shut up!"
As both boys started to walk again they heard chanting. When they got close they saw a red in some kind of witch costume. He was dancing around and chanting some nonsense.
"What's he doing?' ask Deidara.
'Dancing the chicken dance' joked Hiruko.
"I have no idea." Said Kittysori.
"I thought you were all clones and knew one another to know what each other were doing." Whisper Deidara.
"I know but I never seen him doing that before" he whisper back.
"You guys don't have to whisper. Beside it's rude too." Stated the red head in front of the pot. He got some bats wing and put it inside the pot.
"Hello err…Is that you Sasofairy?" ask Kittysori.
"No it's Witchsori." He corrected.
"Err you do know that if you want to change you name you got to say it to the king." Reminded Kittysori crossing his arms.
"But am really Witchsori." The said boy whined in childish way.
"Yeah and am Sasofairy." Said another red head coming in wearing a really long black dress having fairy wing in the back.
Deidara snicker trying not to laugh. Sasofairy glare at him.
"What's you problem?" he growl the Deidara look at him.
"It's that you have pink girlish wings." Said the blond laughing.
"I should didn't be talking if I were you." Said Sasofairy looking at the blonde up and down. "Cause you look like a cross dresser. Also wearing panties"
Deidara growl wanting to strangle every red head he see now.
'Teehee panties' said Hiruko.
"Oh my God Kittysori! I so love your nails." Exclaim Sasofairy.
"Why thank you. It took so much time to make them perfect."
"Oh I got this awesome nail polish." Said the fairy.
"What color is it?'
"It's blue."
"I'll pass am more into olive or dark green now a days."
Deidara chuckle "trying to get the Christmas color."
"Aww don't worry Dei-Chan I got the right color for you." Said Sasofairy evilly.
Deidara gulp.
'Run brat run' said Hiruko.
'Excellent idea.'
Deidara try to run away only to trip one foot away. Sasofairy pull Deidara and started painting his nails.
After finishing dong his nails he saw Kittysori and Witchsori talking and laughing. When Deidara was free from the torture he saw the two other red head lips twitching. The blonde glare at them.
"Hey I did a pretty good job. Don't you say Witchsori?" ask Sasofairy.
"Oh yes. I like the pink one there so sparkly." Saying the last thing girlish.
"Hey Deidara you sure your not a girl?" ask Kittysori tilting his head.
"NO! DO YOU SEE THAT I HAVE BOOBS? I THINK NOT!" Shout Deidara getting pissed of at the cat boy for asking the same thing over and over again.
"Oi no need to be in that attitude." Said Kittysori trying to clam the blonde.
"Yeah you need to clam down hon." Purr Witchsori.
"Maybe this will help." Add Sasofairy.
Each guy grab his arm.
'Oh brat is going to get rape.' Tease Hiruko.
'Oh god help me please.' Pled Deidara in his mind. The blonde close his eyes expecting the worse only to get kiss on both his cheeks again.
'Ha you fail for it.' Chuckle Hiruko.
'Shut up!'
"Kittysori told me everything." Said the witch one.
"Yeah and to think he thought he was about to get rape." Said the wing one and add "did you saw his face? Priceless.'
"Tsk"
"Hey Blondie how many kiss do you have so far?" ask Kittysori flicking his ears.
"Err I think 5" he replied unsure.
"5… yeah your right." Said Kittysori.
"Oh yeah here drink this." Said Witchsori giving the blonde a bottle of liquid. When he saw Deidara looking at it strangely he added "don't worry it isn't poison I made sure of that."
"Yeah Dei-Chan what you waiting for?" ask Kittysori making the blonde scream in terror. The blonde haven't realized that Kittysori was already big again and was looking at him with his beautiful brown eyes.
'Wait I did not just thought about that.' Denied the blonde.
'I think you just did' snicker Hiruko 'brat I think your falling for him.'
'No am not. Don't say thing you not have proof of.'
'Whatever'
"Oh yea before you go Dei-Chan." Said Sasofairy and whisper in his ears "be carful of both Kittysori and that puppet. Not think I haven't noticed him."
Deidara look confused and Sasofairy smile brightly.
Deidara drank the thing. For he was small then everything became small for him.
"So red where we go now?" ask Deidara.
"To the castle." Declare Kittysori.
Reveiws are nice you get vitural cookies
oh tell me if there's some mistake.