Hey! So this chapter makes me look a weee bit desperate (katia) but that's what I was going for, and no I'm not really like that. If this seems familiar to you, it's because it was posted some what on my friends page Mizuki-Ohtori but we had to redo this fanfic because it was all over the place. Btw I'd like to give alotta props to Mizuki-Ohtori for helping me to write this fanfic. So on with the fanfic!

Disclaimer: We all no Rick Riordan wrote the PJO series, I'm just a free-loader using his ideas :P Although I do own Katia, Leann, Kyle and Kodi's character.

Nico's P.O.V

You know, girls are weird. On the morning of the quest we were all to meet by Thalia's tree. Of course me being me I was a little late. When I was walking up the hill I saw Leann and Katia arguing, not wanting to get in their way I haulted and observed. I heard her mutter something about Katia being crazy, then she spotted me and shook her head after contemplating something. Girls.

-in the car that Argus is driving-

We asked Argus to take us to the city, so we can catch a ride to L.A. The ride was very awkward and silent. Katia stared blankly into space, Leann was scrubbing a microscopic speck on her baseball bat, Kyle glanced nervously at her every 5 seconds. Kodi was swirling her finger in her water bottle to make a tiny whirlpool and Percy and Annabeth were staring at each other and whispering in ancient Greek. I just sat there and observed everyone's actions.

"So," I started not being able to stand the silence anymore, "Why don't we get to know each other better?" Everyone looked sharply at me, then Annabeth shrugged, "It's not a bad idea," and that was that an Athena child has said it and so it shall be done. "Why don't you start?" I said pointing to the girl I met only yesterday. She blushed but it faded as she gained some composure, "My name is Katia Hitomi Chin," she flashed pink again but it faded just as quick as i had come, "I am a daughter of Apollo and I live in Jamaica when I'm not at camp,"

"Jamaica? As in Jamaica Queens?" I asked because that's not the best area...

"No as in Jamaica West Indies, ya know, the island," Kyle, Leann, Kodi, Annabeth and Percy all nodded.

"What?" I asked very confused.

"I'll take you there someday," Katia said as she winked at me. What does that mean ? err! girls.

"Er.. yeah.. Leann?"

"My name is Leann and I'm an Ares child..."

"Wait what about your middle and last names?" I interrupted

" I'm not going to tell you my middle names,"

"Awww! But your middle names are so pretty!" Katia squealed.

"Precisely why I won't tell them," Katia sighed and Leann continued, "Anyway, I live in Jamaica and I like hitting people with baseball bats," and like she was trying to prove her point she hit me in the back of my head with her bat, then she pulled out a cloth and continued cleaning her bat, but I was too busy passing out to notice this.

"Uh, maybe I should start... my name is Kyle Martin, I live in Jamaica, I'm a son of Zeus and Leann scares me at times," A grin settled on Leann's she nudged Kodi, who was knee deep in a book, "Oh, I'm Kodi-Anne Miki Black, I'm a child of Poseidon and I live in Jamaica." I then looked towards Percy and Annabeth to say 'their turn' but they were to busy making out to notice. "AHHHHHHH! Grosss! Keep your spit to yourself!" I fell backwards, "I'm so scarred! Jeez no one wants to see their older cousin 'hook up'!"

Katia rolled her eyes, " *sigh* Shippai, just... uhh boys are so naive."

I stopped and stared at her, "Is that an insult?"

"Smart Nico, smart," Leann chided.

"Thank you,"

Anyways, eventually we arrived in the city, and Argus seemed eager to drop of us. Probably longing for some quiet. Then we headed to Central Park. If you thought that 7 demigods had a strong scent, you would be right. We were attacked by 3 hellhounds and a dragon. We tried to split the danger evenly; Percy, Me and Annabeth the most experience took on the Dragon. Katia and Leann took on the largest hellhound and Kyle and Kodi took on the other 2. Percy and I were back to back, Percy facing the dragon and I was watching our backs. Annabeth was behind it trying to get close enough to stab it in the heart. We weren't making any progress so Percy and I switched positions, then I back flipped through the air, the dragon blew scorching hot fire at me, then I landed in tact on his back. "WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE TO GET THERE PANTS BURNED?" Katia was on top of the hellhound trying to ride it like a bull with her gold sword, much like Jason's except instead of a coin origin for her starts out as a silver bracelet with butterflies welded on it. She was about to stab and end her hellhound but then she got distracted by me (I wonder why) and then got flinged off. Leann hung by the beasts teeth she picked up her dagger and ended that s.o.b. Then i scaled the dragon with my Stygian blade and then Percy engulfed it in water. Kodi figured out how to do the same thing, then Kyle shot lightning across the lake sending the monsters straight to Tarterus. Well that was that. We were silent, ya know nothing really to talk about. Then I saw Katia blush and start whispering and giggling with Kodi. Crap. I'm still in my underwear. Okay, okay stay calm, ah! I have a plan. I walked over to Percy kool and casual, "So yeah, Perc, whats u- HA!" I ripped his pants right from under his nose and then clothed myself. "Not kool," Percy commented on my sneakiness.

"You wear Bob the Builder underpants?" Annabeth raised an eyebrow at Percy.

"No..."

"Then why are you wearing Bob the Builder underwear?"

"Well, I have a very logical reason which would be... come back to me in 10 minutes,"

HA! Ahh.. great come back! Maan we should make a sitcom out of Percy. Anyway come back in 10 minutes to see the finally. "Does anyone have any money?" Percy asked.

"Why?" Leann asked disgusted by Percy's underwear.

"Abercrombie is right there, I can just buy some new pants." I looked across the street and admired the beautiful black skinny jeans calling to me.

"Here," Katia handed Percy a wad of cash, "look, that's my savings so don't flaunt it." She shot a glare at Percy. I sneaked over to Percy once more, "Percy, what jeans are you- HA!" I snatched the wad of money and stripped out of Percy's pants faster than you can say wtf. I ran across to the store "NO PANTS. NO SERVICE!" The big burly guard said as he kicked me out on my tush. How rude. Then I went back to my friends in exile. "He was something else ha Percy we should su- HA!" I once again captured his pants, then re-entered the store.

-an hour later-

I came out in the most rockin skinny jeans and a hot red and black t-shirt. "What the hell took you so long?" Percy asked, still in his underwear.

"Fashion cannot be rushed," I answered.

"Okay... can I have my pants back?"

"Oh yeah..." I pulled it out a nearby shadow and handed it to my cousin.

"What the crap you have shadow storage?" Kyle asked flabbergasted. (A/N: Hehehe! Flabbergasted)

"One of the many perks of being me," I said smiling from ear to ear.

"NO ONE SAID YOU COULD BUY A SHIRT TOO!" Annabeth yelled out, clearly peeved off.

"Sorry, but it just... ya know, called out to me,"

"Oh yeah? Your stomach will freaking call out to you when we have no money for FOOD!" Oh yeah.. forgot about that. "Oops.. sorry" Leann hit me in the back of the head with her bat, "could you at least use a wooden baseball bat?"

"Hmmm... lemme see," She put down her bat and scratched her chin, "umm.. no," she said hitting me again harder. Jeez, talk about grouchy.

"Not to mention you spent off poor Katia's savings," Percy pointed out. I looked over at her, she was looking down at a rock blushing then she glanced up to look at me, but then she realised I was looking at her and she just looked back at the rock and turned completely red. Weird. She longed out her hand and waited, I looked at her confused,"...What?"

"GIVE ME MY CHANGE DOUCHE!"

"Oh... you didn't have to be so mean," I handed her the change then sighed. "Now I'm bor-" I never got to finish that sentence before I got knocked out by a metal baseball bat.

A Katia Moment

Omgs! OMGs! O. M. Gs! He looks so cut in the outfit! Don't look he'll think you like him. You do like him stupid! Yeah but he doesn't know that! And why is that? Go to hell! You just don't want to admit it. Admit what exactly? That I'd be better for him. What the frig your my inner voice, YOU ARE ME! Ha, you, me? Thats a laugh I'm to suave to be you. Then why don't you have a body? I do, you mean you can't see it. So sad you've gone mad. What the hell? I am mad completely insane. Didn't I just say that? Wow is she bright or what? "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING DOWN!" I yelled.. out loud while holding up my fist to my head. "Ahh Katia are you okay?" Percy asked me. I blushed bright red, "Yeah yeah I'm fine just was thinking of a fanfic I read.. hehe..*ahem*"

Ha! How was that? Do you like the Katia moment? Should I do more of those? I find them kool! Not just because I'm katia (I mean hello I'm making fun of myself) just cuz its so funny embarrassing myself! (Don't judge me! XP) R&R Like seriously! Oh! Guess what! This is the longest chapter I've ever written! Yeah! I'm getting better! I'd like to thank my mom- nah just kidding! R&R!