Hi! I think I could get used to this! It's really easy to update once a week! I should do this more often! I have noticed, however that my story isn't doing too good... My older stories seem to still be doing better... oh well, this just isn't one of my best writings, and I can respect that. by the way, if you haven't noticed this story is now rated M for sexual themes, so if this isn't in your range, run away immediately.
Last time, we saw our dear little Cana sharing some utterly 'good' news with Gajeel and Laxus...
Lucy's P.O.V.
I cannot believe he came back AGAIN! And this time, he brought his stupid, arrogant friend here, too. Charlene had to help cook with Mira and Erza, looking none to pleased. Usually she would enjoy cooking, but she just looked beyond pissed at the moment.
" What's eating you?" I ask, leaning on the counter next to most of the towering plates of food for our two bastards.
" Y'know that guy who i told you about yesterday?" She asked angrily, sloppily making a club sandwich.
" Yeah... is that?" I asked with a gasp. This was just too coincidental! I began to start panicking.
" Yep. That stupid giant jackass. That's Sparky, alright!" She said with a smile and creased, angry-looking eyebrows.
" Sparky?" Erza asked her, confused at the strange nickname. Charlene sighed angrily and told Erza and Mira the whole story, including 'Sparky's real name
" I know Laxus! He's Makarov's grandson! Although he should know better than to treat such a pretty girl so rudely!" She said, angrily waving her ladle through the air like a pointer stick.
" I'll kick his ass for you if you want, Char!" Erza said with a murderous aura.
" Nah, I'll give myself that pleasure. I'm just waiting for the perfect moment where I can kick that stupid butt of his right out the door." She said. I could see her foot already twitching with the itch to kick him. I grabbed all of Gajeel's food and slid it onto both my arms, skillfully balancing all the trays, Charlene doing the same with Laxus' food. We carefully brought the food out, and dropped the food in front of the males, checking the time as I did so. It was already 5:30! We had spent 2 hours and a half to make these idiots their stupid-ass food, and as soon as we did put the food down, they all but inhaled the food in monstrous proportions. They had looked like the cats that ate the canaries when we had come back, but now they just looked like the damn pigs they are.
Devon's P.O.V.
I had waited until Charlene and Lucy were inside the kitchen when I had spoken to Cana.
" You know, they would be some hot couples." I said, referring to Lucy, Gajeel, Laxus, and Char, with a devilish smile on my face
" I know, girl. That's why I told them about 'Men's Night'." She smiled. I just had my mouth hanging open, which slowly turned into another grin.
" You did not." I said with disbelief, pleased with her actions.
" Of course I did." She smiled, taking a swig of 'water' as she insisted it was. I knew it was vodka.
" You dirty little bitch." I praised, leaning on my elbows on the counter, sneaking a look at the two said men, who were laughing now, their food already finished.
" They'll be thanking me later after they have some angry sex." She mused with a dirty smirk
" Is that what they told you?" I ask, curious as to how she came up with that.
" Well, something like that..."
Flashback (Cana's P.O.V.)
"Well, there's this thing called 'Men's Night', you see..." I said, trailing off , seeing if they were listening. listening they were, perverted smiles plastered to their faces.
" We get dressed up in sexy outfits and serve the men that come here- after eight, this place is a makeshift burlesque, only a small portion actually sing and dance. Me, the sisters, and, Devon, the new girl." I said, then explaining how they could vote for songs for us girls, and how it works with the money.
" When they dance, most guys pitch a tent for every other guy to see. I've been told it's like an indirect lap dance." I finished, wiggling my eyebrows at the men. They just smiled bigger, looking at each other and then looking back at me.
" Anything else we should know?" The blonde one asks.
" Yeah. Tonight's theme is 'Animals", 'Shorty' is gonna be a white tiger, and 'Bunny-girl' is gonna be a little sexy bunny. Pay enough, and they're gonna dance. They have to. by the way, just a little trick, if you want extra, write two songs on both sides of the paper. Because of the rules, they have to do both." I said. Although I was meant to be the bunny, with a little help from Mira, I could switch costumes with our busty blonde.
" We'll be there, Lady. By the way, haven't I seen you somewhere before?" The blonde guy asks. I have to admit, he looks vaguely familiar himself.
" Nah, but you do look vaguely familiar." I admit
" Think 'Flaming Club'. Think I've seen you hangin' around Bacchus." he said. Ah! That's right, he works there with metal-face!
" Yeah, you work there. I know where to find you and Black Beauty over here when I have some dirt on our favorite waitresses. Have fun tonight, you two!" I laugh, walking away
" Believe me, we will." I can practically hear the smirk in metal-face's voice.
Flashback end (Back to Devon's P.O.V.)
"So basically, they implied it, but did not full-out say they were going to fuck the girls while resisting, but judging on their love-hate relationship, they are either going to do the dirty, or at least have and intimate kiss out of anger and frustration. After all, those girls have to be craving something, char hasn't had sex in a year, and Lucy hasn't had sex since her last boyfriend." She finished, also finishing her bottle of undefined liquid, when something hit me.
" Charlene lost her V-card?!" I whisper-yelled to her. Cana just laughed
" Yes, but she said that his dick was the same size as his brain, so she hasn't had the full experience of a good, hard fuck. I have a feeling that Blondie over there has a dick as big as his perversion, and can show her a good time." She said. Geeze, she has everything planned out!
" We have to tell Mira!" I said
" Tell Mira what?" I heard Lucy ask as she walked out of the kitchen, as Charlene was taking care of collecting the money from Gajeel and Laxus.
" Uh, that Cana's bunny outfit is too small for her. Hey, Lucy would you be willing to switch with Cana? You're slightly smaller than she is. You would definitely fit!" i said, making an excuse.
" Sure! If it makes you that uncomfortable. I'll go tell Mira we'll be switching." She said, walking back into the kitchen.
" Nice save." Cana said, high-fiving me, when we heard a high-pitched shriek, and we turned to see Charlene in Laxus' massive arms, flailing her legs
" You bastard! You did that on purpose! Put me down!" She said, her face flushed as she shoved her hand in Laxus' face. She bit him, and he dropped her
" You're a kinky little girl, aren't you?" He taunted. He did not just call her 'little girl'. She suddenly got angry, and went into 'Finish Him!' mode. She looked angrily at him, and then her leg shot up, kicking him in his ass, her skirt flipping up and giving him the perfect view of her boyshorts, as he was sent out of the resturaunt, gajeel tagging along, he said 'Thanks for the view, Shorty. See you later!'. She blushed and handed Lisanna the money, then she furiously kicked the bar, muttering things about 'perverted jackasses'. Cana and I just smiled and laughed.
It was almost 8, now, and the resturaunt had been closed shortly after Gajeel and Laxus left, so we girls could get ready for 'Men's Night'. I had to admit, I enjoyed this whole idea, since I was very confident in my body, despite my breasts being a size smaller than Char's. I loved the outfit, and how my dirty-blonde hair looked. Mira put it up in a messy, jungle-type hair-style (A/N: If you're a fan of Vocaloid, think how CUL's ponytail looks.). Charlene looked the same, except for the fact that I was wearing black stillettos and she was wearing sneakers. Mira and Erza looked sexy, and Lisanna and Juvia looked hot as well, their outfits suiting them quite well. I could do nothing but oggle at myself in the mirror, the sheer makeup on my face was absolutely perfect, and the whiskers on my face were a nice touch.
" I hate these outfits, they're so... revealing." Charlene said, walking up to me in the full-length mirror, blushing. She looked so hot
" Believe me, Char, you look so hot right now. Any guy would be lucky to have you right now." I assured her, stepping aside for her to look at herself in the mirror.
" I guess. I do like how my legs look." She admits, running a hand up her thigh. "And my butt." She said with a goofy smile
" Dat ass, tho." I said, remembering our inside joke of when we were talking about hot celeb's butts. Dunno why, we just were. We just started to laugh.
" I think I'm gonna be confident tonight, no guy is gonna make me angry. I'm gonna be seductress deluxe tonight!" She said with determination, looking completely comfortable being in a bikini with thigh-highs, now.
" Let's get ready to greet the guys." I said, leading her out, seeing some guys already lined up outside. Mira hit the lights, moved the tables to the sides, turned on a playlist of sexy music, made sure the suggestions boxes (Mine, Lucy's, Char's, and Cana's.) were in place, turned on purple, blue, orange, and green lights, added an extension to the stage in the center, and then, she finally let the doors open.
Lucy's P.O.V.
I have to admit, I am not that much smaller than Cana. This thing really IS uncomfortable, especially with the furry, strapless bikini top. I was called by Cana to go serve the table in the corner with Charlene. Apparently there were a lot of guys shoved into that booth. I didn't want to look up, for fear that I might look like an idiot, and Charlene was comforting me the whole way, but when we got to the table, we got angry, although Charlene was hiding it.
" I have to serve you?" I sneered, as Gajeel's eyes started to raom my scantily clad body. I covered myself with my arms.
" Lookin' good, Bunny-girl." He said, pointing out the more-than obvious fact that I was a Bunny-rabbit.
" Nice outfit, Shorty. suits you well." I heard Laxus say to Charlene.
" Thanks, Sparky. Can't say the same about you, though." She said cleverly, channeling her anger. Laxus was taken aback by her response for a moment, but then smirked at her. She just rolled her eyes.
" What do you want?" I asked
" To see you dance." Gajeel replied. I blushed
" To drink, stupid!" I said, throwing me pencil at his head.
" Three beers. Don't plan on getting drunk, tonight." Laxus said.
"Three?" I asked, making sure that was what they wanted.
" Hey guys, I'm back. Oh, the waitresses are here alread...y?" Iturned around and I couldn't believe my eyes. I looked over to Charlene, who was in serious, wide-eyed eye contact. She was looking up at her long-term crush, Randall Dreyar.
Charlene's P.O.V.
As I looked into the dark brown eyes of Randall Dreyar, I was speechless. The first time I had seen him since high-school, and he had to see me in this sexy outfit.
" Charlene Heartfilia..." he breathed, a small blush dusting his cheeks
" Charlene?! This is that violent girl you used to always talk abou-" Randall slapped a hand over Laxus' mouth.
" Never thought I'd see you again, Randall. What are you doing here? N-not that I don't w-want you here." I said, shaking my hands in front of my face.
" I'm here with my brother, Laxus. He invited me." He said, sitting down with the two buffoons. " I'm glad he did." he said, smirking while teasingly eyeing me.
" Sh-shut up, you pervert!" I accused
" I'll go get the drinks..." Lucy said, then added while speaking to me, " So you two can keep flirting." She said with a wink
" I-it's not like that!" I denied
" Who knew it only took one person to make you a nervous wreck." Laxus said, putting a firm hand on Randall's shoulder, shaking him lightly. I felt a vein pop out on my forehead as I angrily knocked Laxus in the head, thinking of using the seductress act, now.
" Shut up, Sparky. I'm way above your level, shorter or not. You can only dream to get your meaty hands on all this." I said, running my left hand sexily from the top of my breasts saucily down my stomach and slightly down my thigh, before moving inside. I Then saw his face pale, a heavy blush covering his face. I placed my right hand on my hip as I smirked, then walked away, swaying my hips a certain angle so that he would definitely regret teasing me, after seeing how sexy I can be. I Then realized that Randall was sitting there as well, and had just seen my entire show. My stomach dropped and I walked over to Cana, swinging an arm around her hip.
" Cana. I think I can pull off the whole seductress thing, now." I said, my smirk returning to my face, realizing that I could show Randall all the sexiness that he missed out on when we were back in school.
" I'm ready when you are, Char." She smiled.
" I think now is a good time." I said. We gathered Devon and Lucy, and picked from our boxes. Devon and I got double-sided papers. One song was the same, so we decided that we would do a duet at the end of our first performances.
Randall's P.O.V.
It was surprising enough just seeing Charlene here, but after seeing what she just did, I couldn't help but gawk at her boldness. She had completely told Laxus off! I've never seen any girl do that to him.
" That was fucking hot." I finally heard him breath out, a perverted smile on his face, I put on my own
" I agree. I have never seen her so bold and... wow." I said, leaning back in the booth
"Okay men, here are your drinks..." Lucy said, sliding Laxus his drink, then seductively leaning over Gajeel's lap, her breasts barely touching his crotch. I saw him gulp, and I couldn't help but be nervous, myself. After all, my sights were set on Charlene. She leaned back, and then, when she went to go hand Gajeel his drink, she used the cliche spill-the-drink-in-his-lap trick. He shivered at the coldness.
"Oops... it looks as though I spilled your drink." She said with a pout, then pulling for the towel in the crook of her elbow, and patting over his crotch, making him sputter mindlessly. Laxus and I saw her smirk, and we started laughing to each other. After she left, Gajeel's most perverted smile sprawled itself across his face.
"That was so fucking sexy... Bunny really knows how to use what her mama gave her." He said,"Now, it'll be easier to..." he said, trailing off.
" What, Gajeel?" I asked, curious as to what he means
"We've been trying for a day and a half, now. We want to hook up with them." He explained
" So Lucy and you, and Laxus and..." I trailed off " Who said you could have her?" I asked selfishly
" Oh, so you're jealous now? I saw her first." He said. My blood rose in temperature
" I went to school with her, so technically, I saw her first." I claimed. He was about to say something else when a girl dressed in a black kitty outfit walked up on stage and turned on the microphone
" Gentlemen! It's about that time! First up, we have Devon Marvel, singing 'Mind In The Gutter'!"
" About what time?" I ask
" Time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the show." Gajeel said.
Third-person P.O.V.
Devon walked out on stage. having passed her $30, she had to dance, and she was perfectly fine with that. the catchy music began to start, and she sat down on a chair on the stage, waiting for the intro to die down. When it did, she abruptly stood up
I got you thinkin' all them bad things..
I got you reachin' for them body parts
She slid her hands down her legs, then working herself to the floor, jerking every now and then to the beat of the music
I'm 'bout to make you do the walk of shame,
She arched off the ground
Ya never thought that you would fuck a star
Time is tickin', hearts are skippin', ready to go
Feel like my logic's missin', head is spinnin' out of control
You got my body twitchin'
She started to stick her ass up and she shook it a bit
Thirst is quenchin', ready to blow
Marvel's off her rocker, baby, this my show.
Ya got my mind in the gutter when we're touchin' on each other
rollin' round under covers blowin' kisses like we're lovers
she rolled on her stomach and blew kisses to the crowd of men.
I like the way that you taste when you're all up in my face
She leaned into a blonde man's face on her hands and knees
Bodies touchin' minds corruptin' 'cause my mind is in the gutter.
The rest of the lyrics and dance moves were repeated aftwerwards.
The men all cheered, except for a shy Randall in the back, remembering her from school, as well.
"Next up, we have Lucy Heartfilia singing 'Bombshell Blonde'!" Cana said, allowing Lucy to walk out and stand with her back facing the crowd
" I am so ready for this." Gajeel grinned, not knowing what was in store for him.
She began moving her hips to the right bumpily, matching up the beat, then whipping around
"That blonde, she a bomb; she's an atom bomb"
She mussed up her hair, emphasizing the fact that she was, indeed, blonde.
"Rigged up and ready to drop.
Bad news, i'm a fuse, and I've met my match,"
She shot a quick glare over at Gajeel, who had a large grin plastered across his un-changing face.
"So stand back, it's about to go off"
She wipped her head in a circle, and turned around once more
"That vixen, she's a master of disguise, I see danger when I look in her eyes
She's so foxy, she could lead to my demise"
During those lines, she had placed a hand on her ass, then twisting again, and stepping off the make-shift stage.
"So i'm runnin' cause I've run out of time
She's a bombshell blonde (Wired up to detonate!)"
At the syllables of Bomb-shell Blonde, she had placed her hands on the gajeel's table, and swung her ass in a circle behind her
"I'm James Bond; (Live to die another day)
Bombshell blonde, (High explosive dynamite)
She's all I want, so I- I'm on a mission tonight."
She slapped Gajeel, and then walked back on the stage during the echo
"Her love is a drug mixed with ecstasy,
and her charm is spiked with a spell"
She ran her hands down her sides, twisting around
"A hot mess in a dress gets the best of me,
She's ice-cold but she's makin' me melt"
She sank into the chair behind her, spreading her legs and placing her hand between them.
"That vixen, she's a master of disguise,
I see danger when I look in her eyes,
she's so foxy, she could lead to my demise,"
She had been shaking her shoulders up until now- she twisted to her back on the chair, almost looking like she would break in half
"So I'm runnin' cause I've run out of time
She's a bombshell blond (Wired up to detonate!)
I'm James Bond (Live to die another day!)
Bombshell blonde (High explosive dynamite)
She's all I want, so I-I'm on a mission tonight" (x2)
She stood up, looking quite proud of herself as Gajeel looked speechless with blood running down his face
Of course, after her, Cana had made all the men in the place pass out after her top fell off while singing 'Gold Trans AM'.
" Second-to-last up, we have Charlene Heartfilia with 'Tongue Twister'! But would ya look at that? It's a duet! Let's get a lucky guy up here!" Cana said, her eyes scanning Laxus and Randall
"How about you, the tall brunette in the back!" She called to Randall, who smirked at his brother, and got up to go join his old class-mate up on stage.
"You ready, Charlene? I'll try to make this as least-embarressing as possible." Randall joked good-naturedly
"That's not necessary, Randall-kun~.." She said with a grin as he visibly shivered. She gave him a playful shove, and then turned her back to him, leaving him staring at her back like an idiot. Thetechno music started playing, and then Lucy turned around, placing her hands on Randall's shoulders at the right time
(Italics Charlene, Bold italics Randall)
I want your tongue twister!
You got me beggin' for your head-spinner!
She pressed her hands against his chest, pulling him close, pressing her average breasts against his mid-body(Since that was where her chest came up to on him)
I want it, I want it!
Let's get loud, cause I can't fight the feeling of your tongue twister!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it...
Randall had almost missed his line after Charlene flipped around and bumped him back with her ass
Get greasy.
The two swapped saying 'tongue twister' every now and then, and during the instrumental, Charlene looked over to see her approving sister, and cheering friends, especially Devon giving her her famous 'D's Perv Smile'. When it came time for Randall to rap, he knew this was fair game. He was always the exceptional rapper, according to his friends.
Yeah, I'm on that Atkin's Diet
I need meat or start a riot
He playfully slapped Charlene's rather large behind
Twilight, wanna sink my teeth in-
So fine; girl I must be dreamin'!
Grade-A your a diamond with class
Shakin' it right- make me forget my past
That line wasn't wrong, she was waving her ass so suggestively to him, he almost forgot the shy, blonde spitfire.
Now move aside cause I got that cash
Rich guys first, nice guys last
As soon as he finished that line, he was about to rap once more, but was surprised when Laxus hopped up on stage with them, making Charlene completely confused, but she went along with it, anyways. She strutted between them and started swaying her hips side-to-side.
Got a couple drinks, then you got me talkin'
So it's about time that my lips start walkin''
I wanna get you in a tongue twister
Tie you up so I could be your mister
Laxus teasingsly came from behind Charlene, and took her crossed hands, bringing them up over her head, then spinning her around.
I've seen a couple like 'sister sister'
baby, get real close, cause I wanna kiss ya
(I couldn't decipher this part, so leave it to your imagination)
I want your tongue twister!
You got me beggin' for your head spinner!
I want it, i want it
Let's get loud! 'cause I can't fight the feelin' of your tongue twister!
I want it, I want your tongue twister! (Oh yeah!)
At this point in time, Charlene had climbed up Laxus' body, but held onto Randall's neck as she bent backwards slightly. Neither Laxus nor Randall had expected something so bold, but neither were complaining.
You got my body shakin' head spinner!
I want it, i want it one more time!
Cause i can't find the words to say it, tongue twister!
I want it, I want it, I want it...
Charlene climbed off the idiots as fast as possible and rushed to the back room, more than a little embarrassed from what she had had to do. She was flustered, when she heard footsteps behind her. It was Devon
" Don't worry about a thing, Char. You were hot." She said, calming down the panting girl.
Lucy's P.O.V.
I was worried about Charlene. I walked up to Laxus, angry with the little stunt he pulled, when I was pulled away by Gajeel.
" You are such a fuckin' sexy tease." he said, pushing me up against the wall in the hallway to the restrooms, leaning into me, as I heard Cana put 'We don't sleep at Night' on for the break. He kept staring at me with those sinful red eyes.
" What the fuck do you wa-ah!" He started to lick my neck suddenly. At first I gave in, then I was snapped back into reality. I shoved him off me, and then slapped him across the face
" I hate you so much right now." I said with pure loathing coating my voice. I just turned, already knowing very well that he was unfazed by my actions. All I could do was walk out and hope for the best.
Hi! That took me so much longer than i expected. I'm sorry for not updating for 3 weeks! Our computer was being fixed during that period of time, but I'm back now! The name of the songs were
"Tongue Twister" By Cash Cash
"Mind In The Gutter" By Chris Crocker
"Gold Trans Am" By Ke$ha
"Bombshell Blonde" by Owl City.
I also want to say that I will be doing Devon and charlene's duet in the next chapter.
I am also going to try and bust out two more chapters to make up for the past weeks