Thx for all the outrageous, crazy, weird questions!
ily
Ask the Clique.
Day 3
"HELLO EVERYBODY!" I yelled out
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I'M STARVING!" Dylan said
I sighed, "Here is your food." I said as I threw some bread on the floor.
Everybody ran to the food and started to devour it, "NOO! BREAD HAS CARBS!" Massie said, "BUT IT'S SOOO GOOD!"
"Ok, question time!"
"Ugh, again? How long are we staying in this cold dirty place?" Massie asked
"Seriously! I haven't taken a shower in 3 days!" Kristen said
I sniffed them, "EW! You smell like shizzle!" I said as I fanned my nose
"Thanks for telling me." Kristen said sarcastically
"You're welcome" I said as a smiled
Dear Claire,
Why do you cry so much? You're like a big blubbery baby
-clhoepa
Claire started to cry.
I rolled my eyes, "Here it goes again."
"Well, you do cry a lot." Massie said
"I-It's be-because… I MISS ORLANDO!" Claire cried out
"GOSH! ORLANDORK!" Alicia said
"DON'T CALL ME AN ORLANDORK! It is x100000 better then stupid New York!"
"Oh WEML!"
"What?"
"It's what ever major loser! Duh!"
Dear Claire,
Why don't you dump Cam? He's a looser and you keep breaking up so just dump him
-clhoepa
"Gosh, another question for Kuh-laire!" Massie said
"I'm a loser?" Cam asked
Claire stopped crying, "It's because, He is soo hawt and I love him to death. And maybe he is a loser, but his eyes are soo sexy!"
"I am known for my awesome stealthy looks." Cam bragged
"But, I'm dumping him for Derrick."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah. I'm sick of you! I'm sooo going for Derrick now."
"WOW!" I said, "NEXT QUESTION."
Dear Claire,
Why do you think you and cam break up all the time?
-itachifan1243
"Because, Cam always think I'm cheating on him! Seriously!"
"NO I DON'T! You always think I'm cheating on you!"
"PSHH. WHATEVER! YOU THOUGHT I HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH? REMEMBER?"
"YOU THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING ON YOU WITH NINA AND NIKKI!"
"GOSHH! STOP FIGHTING! YOU SOUND LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE! GOODNESS." I yelled
Dear Alicia,
If you hate your boobs so much why don't you get breast reduction surgery?
-itachifan1243
Everybody stared at her enormous Double D's, "STOP STARING YOU PERVERTS!"
"Ohmigosh! They are huge!" The Briarwood Boys said
Alicia slapped them all at one time, "GOSH!"
"Answer the question!" I yelled
"What are you talking about? I love my boobs! They are the best thing that ever happened to me!"
The room became smaller.
"LIAR!" I yelled
"Ok, fine. I hate my boobs. The only reason I'm not getting a breast reduction surgery is… it's too expensive…"
"Alica, I-Is t-that true? You're… P-P-Po-Poor?!" Massie asked
Alicia started crying, "Y-Ye-NO!"
"WHAT?! THEN WHY DIDN'T THE ROOM BECOME SMALLER?" I asked
"Because, you need to be like 18 years old to have plastic surgery! DUH!" Alicia said
Dear Josh,
Don't you think it's a LITTLE creepy that you and Alicia look almost RELATED yet you date?
-itachifan1243
"We do nawt look related!" Alicia said
"Alicia is Hispanic, while I'm Caucasian." Josh said
I tilted my head, "Josh, you look Hispanic."
"I'm not! My mom is Irish and my Dad is French!"
"Hmmm. Liar." I said
Dear Cam,
I hate you.
-itachifan1243
"That's nice to know…." Cam said
Dear Derrick,
What would your ideal dream date be?
-massieroxmysox
"What kind of question is that? I've been on so many dates, so I've been everywhere." Derrick said
Dear Massie,
Would you rather kiss Derrick after he vomited or after he ate pig's feet?'
-massieroxmysox
"Vomited for sure. I can taste all the food he ate that day." Massie said
"WHAT THE HECK IS YOU'RE PROBLEM?!" Derrick asked
"I just love you so much. I would kiss you even if you eat poop!"
Derrick was disgusted, "Block, are you OK?
Massie started to twitch , "Ye-Yeah of c-course I am! Wh-Why wouldn't I b-be?"
"Because you are twitching."
She started twitching even more,"N-No I'm No-Not!"
He backed away sllooowwllly.
"Derr-Derrick I need y-you!" Massie said as she jumped to him and gave him a smooch on the kisser.
"AH! WHAT THE FRENCHTOAST?!" Derrick said as he pushed Massie off of him.
"I LOVE YOU!"
"AHH!! NEXT QUESTION!"
Dear Kemp,
Why do you always act so pervy?
-massieroxmysox
"It's because… When I was younger I was very very unpopular. And when I started become perverted and made perverted jokes, I became popular!"
"We never liked your perverted jokes." Derrick pointed out
"Wh-WHAT?!"
"They weren't even perverted…"
Kemp went emo and started to cut himself.
"EMO!" I said
Dear Kristen,
Do you love playing soccer so much because you get to flirt with the guys?
-massieroxmysox
"Psshhh, No! Of course not! Soccer is my love, not boys." Kristen said
The room became smaller.
The PC gasped, "LIAR!"
"Ok, fine, I do it for the boys!"
"So when we were having our boyfast, you were really flirting with boys?!" Massie asked
Kristen whimpered, "Y-Yes…"
"WHAT! I should just kick you out of the PC!" Massie said
"NO! DON'T! PLEASE!"
"Well, I think its kinda hawt for her to play soccer for the boys." Griffin said
"Yeah, same here!" The Briarwood Boys said
"We can see her toned butt and boobs."
Kristen gasped and covered her boobs, "EW!"
Dear Claire,
What do you like about Derrick. do you think you guys will go out?
-massieroxmysox
"That he is sensitive, yet funny, he is soo cute and hawt, and of course we will soo go out after we get out of this horrible room!"
"KUH-LAIRE! YOU WILL NOT GO OUT WITH DERRICK! HE IS MINE!" Massie yelled out
"NOO SHE'S MINE! MY PRECIOOUSS!" Cam said as he turned into the ugly creature on the Lord of The Rings. He grabbed Derrick's throat and started suffocating him.
"NO! CAM! STOP!" Claire pleaded
"MY PRECIOUS!!"
"HELP HIM!" I yelled
"CAM! STOP TURNING INTO THAT UGLY CREATURE! YOU REALLY MIGHT BE LIKE THAT FOREVER!"
Cam turned back to his normal self, "Oh crap! Sorry Derrick."
Derrick coughed, "It's cough ok cough"
Dear Massie,
Will you harm Claire after you get out of the room for hitting on your guy?
-massieroxmysox
"Maayybbee…" Massie said
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!" Claire asked
Dear Claire,
Do you still have feelings for josh after your kiss under the bleachers?
Dear Josh,
Do you still have feelings for Claire after your kiss?
-humathepuma
"Uh, no. It was only to make Cam jealous." Claire said
"What?! I still have huge feelings for you!"
Everybody's sweat dropped like in those anime/cartoon shows
Dear Derrick,
Would you rather kiss Massie or Claire?
-ohyeahitsgrace
"OMG! THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND THAT ASKED THIS QUESTION!" I yelled, "Everybody, say 'I LOVE ohyeahitsgrace!'"
"Do we have to?" Derrick asked
"YES OR ELSE YOU WILL BE DOOOMMMEED!"
Everybody sighed, "I LOVE ohyeahitsgrace!!" Everybody in the room yelled
"Anyways, answer the question Derrick."
"Massie is kinda prettier, but Claire obviously had more kissing experience. So, I would so go for a threesome!" Derrick said
"EW! WE ARE NOT GAY!" Massie and Claire yelled
Dear Claire,
Would u rather kiss cam or derrick?
-ohyeahitsgrace
"Hard question…. Cam was my 2nd kiss. But I never kissed Derrick before… So, Derrick!" Claire yelled
Dear Alicia,
Have you ever wished that you were not pretty??
Dear Massie,
Have you ever been jealous of Alicia??
Dear Cam,
Have you ever had any feelings for Massie??
-CliqueLuver4lyfe
"EW, NO! I NEVER WANT TO BE UGLY LIKE ohyeahitsgrace!" Alicia yelled
"True, true." I said
"I've never, I repeat never been jealous of Alicia." Massie said
The room became smaller.
"LIAR!" I yelled
"I'M NOT LIEING!"
The room became even smaller so everybody could smell everybody's B.O.
"STOP LIEING! I CAN SMELL CAM'S B.O.!" Claire yelled out
"FINE! I've been jealous of Alicia since I formed the PC! I wish I had her body, her hair, her face, her clothes!"
"Whoaaa." I said, "What about you, Cam."
"Well, Massie is a pretty girl. But I'm not sure I like, like, her."
"HAHA LOSER!" I yelled, "For the next question, I'm going to ask Layne Abley and Olivia Ryans to come in."
"WHAT! NOT LAYNE ABLEY AND DUH-LIVIA!" The PC yelled
"HAHA I love torturing you guys"
Dear Duh-livia,
1. Did you like Cam? (Like, like I mean! lmao)
2. Why do you think you haven't been accepted into the pc? (Once again, lmao.)
3. What do you think of Claire?
-Lolgirl
"Like Cam is a hottie of course, And the PC is gay, so I never want to be in it, and Claire is a Orlandork-white-blonde haired-boyfriend stealing-freak!" Duh-livia said
"THE PC IS SOO NAWT GAY! YOU'RE NOT IN IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOTAL LBR/B-LISTER!" The PC yelled
"AND I AM NOT A BOYFRIEND STEALER!" Claire yelled out
"GET THAT FREAK OUT OF HERE!" Massie yelled
"Sorry, Olivia."
A trap door beneath Duh-livia opened and she fell in and died. The end!
"Whoa. Scary!" Everybody said
Dear Layne,
Are you rich? If you are, why do you shop at Salvation Army?
-Patraiki
"Well, my Dad is the manager to A&F in 9 states?" Layne said, "So, I guess that makes me rich."
"OMG! SERIOUSLY?!" Massie said
"Yeah… and the only reason I shop and Salvation Army is, because my parent makes me wear designer clothes, so before I go to school, I go to a Salvation Army store and buy some clothes and put my designer clothes in the Lost and Found at school." Layne said
"WOOWW!" Everybody yelled
"Ok, now escort Layne out. I don't want her here!" The PC said except Claire
"Fine."
Layne Abely was escorted out
"NEXT QUESTION!"
Dear Briarwood Boys,
Have and of you liked Kristin I mean all of you play soccer but none of you like her? I wish someone would date her.
-arystar
"Aww, how very thoughtful of you!" Kristen said, "Well, all the boys are taken, Alicia is with Josh, Cam is with Claire, Massie is with Derrick, and Kemp and Chris are taken by Dylan."
"You left one boy out, Griffin." I said
"Griffin is so nawt my type."
Griffin came out of the shadows, "I like you Kristen. Even if I'm not a soccer player."
"Awww! You do?"
"Yeah."
They were making googly eyes at each other.
"MY EYES! THEY BURN!" I yelled
Dear everyone in the Small Room,
If you had to date anybody, who would you date and why?
-CliqueMaterial
"I think you already know who we all like by now." Massie said, "And why? Because they are HART!"
"OK NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR MORE QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED! MUAHHA!"
"NO! ANOTHER DAY WITH OUT SHOWERS AND DESIGNER CLOTHES!!"
HEHE! Please ask 1 or 2 questions! It took forever answering every single one!!
I was totally joking about ohyeahitsgrace and how she is ugly.. lol
check out her story, its called meant to be.
ily!!
and ASK AWAY