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10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Chase him around with shampoo and scissors.
2.Tackle him screaming " Bother, Bother,Bother" until he stops moving.
3. Lock him in a room with a ton of James/Lily shippers and have them describe why they think James/Lily is the perfect pairing in detail for hours on end.
4. Hug him constantly. When he asks why your hugging him, tell him you think if he was loved more as a child he wouldn't have turned out so bad, so your trying to make up for it now.
5. Hire Peeves to follow him around everwhere and annoy him.
6. Set Snape fangirls on him. Watch them chase him around the castle.
7. Read all the " How to annoy snape" fanfics , and do everything they say.
8. Follow him around saying " Your gonna die".
9. Tell him he might have had a chance with Lily if his hair wasn't so greasy.
10. Tell him that Dumbledore made today mandatory " Hug Harry Potter Day" and if he doesn't do it he's fired.
Next up... HERMOINE