A/N THE WAIT IS OVER!!! I give you, chapter 3!!

The big headed Dib boy paced his room talking to his computer Diary (That boy is strange. And he's really got a big head. Man that's a big head. Anyways.)
"Captains Log,
The new girl, Zima, seems to be very infatuated with me. She is so pretty, her hairs shiny and, OH! Her cheeks are shiny and -squee!- I loves her so!" Dib stops pacing and considers his statement, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his big mouth.
"I do don't I? This is new and interesting. I think I shall have it investigated! -squee!- I luffs Zima! "

Agent Mothman" Said a serious voice "Did you just squeak while talking to yourself?" It was an agent from his secret organization.
"Yes I was." Said Dib.
"Agent Beefy! I think our Mothman is in love" Said the woman

"Daww, that's so cuuute" Said the new agent on the screen. "Big head boy gots a girl friend!"

"MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!" Yelled Dib. "What's with him?"

"We're short staffed." said the woman.
"BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!"

"Well? Why did you call me?" Dib said impatiently, tapping his foot.
"We called to warn you of this new girl at your skool. Zima is her name." Dib's jaw dropped

"But-but-noo-but!"

"Good night Agent Mothman."

"GOOD NIGHT BIG HEAD!!"

"IT'S NOT BIG!" Dib said, but the computer shut off. Dib looked at his mirror. "Is it?" he asked himself.

On Monday, Dib noticed Zim wasn't at school. Mabye he had given up and gone home. Oh well, at least Zima would keep him company. (he's really not very bright is he?) Zima, or, the cleverly disguised Zim, was flirting all the while, and Dib was falling in love with her slowly and steadily. One fine dooms day, Dib and Zima were eating lunch together. Dib didn't really touch his food, and Zima began to wonder why. She didn't have long to wait for the answer.
"Zima, I've been thinking"

"Never a good thing" Zima muttered.
"Huh?"

"I mean, I like this food!" She corrected. The green cat at her feet giggled.
"Well, we've known each other for two day's now, and I think it's time for the next step." (ooo, this is going to be good, I know it)
"Will you be my girlfriend?" He mumbled

"Unh?" Zima said.
"WILLYOUBEMYGIRLFRIEND!!" it was louder, and faster this time. Zima smiled painfully. Dib, of course, didn't notice.
"Okay DIB!! You BIG HEADED, sweet boy" (You can tell, he's conflicting with himself.)

Gir stuffed a large chicken leg into a bucket of lard. It was his favorite pastime. He loved chicken. Munching on the tender meat, he looked crossways at his master. Shrugging, he pulled another leg out of his head, and sucked that one dry.
"YAY CHICKEN!" He said cheerfully.
"SILENT GIR!! I NEED TO THINK!!" Zim was pacing the floor, and there was a random moose dancing on the television that Gir was watching.
"Think about what master? The Boy who's head smells like a puppy asked you to be his girly friend"

"Yes that's just it. It may just be a plot."
"OOOORRR, he just really likes yoou!" Gir said, magically pulling another leg from his head, and dipping it into the lard. Zim stopped pacing. He looked at his computer.
"COMPUTER!! SHOW ME THE FAZES OF THIS PLAN!"

"uug fine" said the computer, and obeyed lazily. Zim began to laugh. And he laughed evilly.
(Gir's laughing too, but you can't really hear him. And Zim laughing is not a good thing)
"THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!" He screamed.
"Nooo, THIS IS SPARTA!" Screamed Gir. Zim looked at him crossways not knowing what the hell the stupid thing was talking about. Not like he cared anyways. This plan would rid him of Dib forever.
(insert evil music here, and a commercial break.)

A/N oh yes... I used a 300 reference. They're everywhere so I just thought, what the heck.