Welcome back to our fic of making fun of your job with InuYasha characters. Of Course Pookey quit to work as a tech at another store, but that is besides the point. Or is it? gets kicked in shins Okay okay! Moving on with life. Thank you toour reviewers Kunoichi of the Night and waterrain. Now onto day three!
Day three of costumer hell, we find InuYasha walking thru the store to unlock the pharmacy. He stops to stare at the metal and Plexiglas-gate with red words spray painted on it. Naraku comes out of nowhere to stand behind InuYasha.
"Who did it?" Naraku asked, giving InuYasha a slight heart attack. "I want to know who wrote five days in red spray paint across my pharmacy gate!"
"How the hell am I suppose to know," InuYasha bitched back. "I just got in! I'm going to go have a cigarette."
"But you just got in!" Naraku called after him. "Get back here and unlock this pharmacy!"
"NO!" InuYasha called from the front of the store.
"What's happing in five days?" Miroku asked, as he walked towards the gate.
"That's what you are going to find out and tell me!" Naraku huffed.
"Can't you just ask the person who wrote it?" Miroku asked while touching the gate to see if the paint was still wet and accidentally setting off the pharmacy alarm.
"I hate you," Naraku grumbled as he walked away. "Also the tape is blank around the time the incident happened."
"Who set off the alarm?" InuYasha asked as he came back from his smoke break.
"Naraku of course," Miroku replied, while checking his phone for messages. "He threw his AIM gun at it, and then walked away."
"Figures," InuYasha sighed as he turned off the alarm and opened the gate. "I have to call the alarm company now!"
"Have fun," Miroku replied, as he put his coat away and went to drop off to use the phone/. A hour later Sango walked in to a red faced InuYasha and Miroku promising some girl she didn't have to bare his child, just sleep with him.
"What the hell did I miss?" Sango asked as she put her things away and walked over to production. "Holy shit did you guys do nothing in the hour since you've been here?"
"I've been on the phone for an hour trying to get the alarm company not to send the cops out!" InuYasha screamed, making three costumers run out of the store. "The cops just freaking left! I'm going to go have a cigarette now!"
Sango does her superwoman act again while Miroku flirts with a couple of customers and makes many many phone calls. Soon after InuYasha returns Sesshomaru walks into the pharmacy.
"Hey Sesshomaru!" Miroku replies all happy and perky, earning him a glare from Sesshomaru. "Don't you know what a smile is?"
"No," he grumbled as he stood in front of the cash register.
"Okay how about being perky?" Miroku asked in a sunshine voice.
"I tried to be perky once," Sesshomaru replied in a mono toned voice/. "It hurt worst then the fires of hell. So I stick to brooding and being angry. Of course being angry is Sango's job so I'll stick to brooding."
"I'm sure you can do angry too," Sango replied throwing drug bottles onto the production desk. "Just not as well as me."
"Are you sure?" Sesshomaru replied, cocking an eyebrow at Sango. Then he turned and picked up the middle cash register and threw it onto the ground. "Fucking goddamn bitch! You don't pay me enough to deal with the denture cream lunatics that come into here! I'm gonna quit and go work at giant you assholes! I can't deal with you people anymore!"
Sesshomaru takes a deep breath and smooth his hair back into place and his eyes go from red back to their original golden color. They stare at him jaws dropped as Naraku walks by the pharmacy and shakes his head before walking away. He knew better than to ask why his store was suddenly devoid of costumers.
"So how did you guys like my impression of being angry?" Sesshomaru asked, as they fell to the floor.
"Fine I'll do my silent mocking," Sango replied, wiggling her foot.
"Why must you make fun of Miroku," InuYasha sighed, while sipping his coffee.
"Because it's easy, fun, and he's not paying attention to anything besides the phone, so he'll never know," Sesshomaru informed him.
"What are you guys talking about?" Miroku asked, as he hung up the phone.
"Prozac," Sango said as she went to fill more prescriptions.
"What happened to the cash register?" Miroku asked.
"It was the conversation starter about the Prozac," Sesshomaru grunted as he turned to help customer at the counter.
"I'm confused," Miroku stated, as stared at InuYasha.
"Don't ask," InuYasha replied through his gritted teeth. "I need a smoke break."
Meanwhile out back of the store where InuYasha enjoys his cigarettes. Koga was sticking double sided tape to a no smoking sign. Slapping it on the wall, he ran just as InuYasha walked out. Sticking a cigarette in his mouth he was lighting the lighter when he noticed the sign.
"Who put that shit up!" he growled snapping his cigarette in half. Storming back inside the store, and headed up front towards the cowering cashier. "Where's Naraku?!"
"He's not in today," he replied hiding behind the counter. "But I can get Ayame for you."
"Then go get her!" InuYasha roared, as the cashier ran to the office door. After knocking for a bit, Ayame came downstairs.
"What's wrong?" Ayame asked InuYasha.
"Who the hell put a no smoking sign in the back?!" InuYasha began his rant. While back in the pharmacy, Koga was talking to Sesshomaru via the drive thru.
"So if he's pissed I didn't do it," Koga informed him. "Got it?"
"Fine," Sesshomaru replied. "I'm just glad I'm not the one who has to deal with him tonight. Why couldn't you wait till your day off to pull this stunt?"
"Cause I couldn't wait, duh," Koga replied, revving up his engine. "See ya in an hour or so."
"Whatever," Sesshomaru sighed, as he closed the window, after Koga's peel out. InuYasha came storming into the pharmacy, sign in hand.
"Who puts up a no smoking sign with double sided tape!" he screamed, throwing the sign onto the floor, and repeatedly stomping on it for a few minuets. "Now I am going to actually have my cigarette."
"And they say I torture Miroku," Sango commented, as she started to count pills. "But Koga takes the cake in torture."
"More like stupid pranks," Sesshomaru muttered as he started dusting, then let out a huge sneeze. "Do you people ever clean around here!!"
"Nope," Miroku replied, as he grabbed the AIM gun to do in stock counts.
The next hour went by slowly as Koga finally came in to work. He went to clock in and noticed the register was broken. Pointing at the register while he was gapping at the register plopped on the counter held together with electrical tape.
"We know it's broken," Sango replied, when she noticed him gapping.
"Do you guys know the register is broken?" Koga asked, earning him a sweat drop from everyone, except Miroku who was busy flirting with a customer.
"No we didn't but thank you for noticing," Sesshomaru said, Sarcasm dripping off his tongue.
"No seriously, I think it's broken," Koga said while poking the register. "See it's got tape all over it and its keys are swept under that rug over there."
"Thank you captain obvious," InuYasha muttered from behind his computer screen.
"So what happened to it?" Koga asked, as he slipped his lab coat on.
"Random moment of rage," Sesshomaru replied, as flash back waves roll out. Sesshomaru is sitting on a therapist couch glaring at a therapist.
"I see you have anger problems," Kanna informed him as he jumped off the couch.
"I don't know what you're talking about?!" he growled, throwing a couch cushion at her. "Father loved him best!"
"I see, so you are mad about your father sacrificing his life for your younger brother," Kanna said..
"Half! He's my half brother! We share the same father that's it so don't put him and me in the same category!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"I think I know what the problem is you have unresolved anger issues with your father. That said you bill comes to 10,000 yen, we except cash and checks." Kanna said as she pushed Sesshomaru toward the door.
End Flashback
"I hate you," Sesshomaru muttered, as he glared at InuYasha.
"Right," Koga laughed, as he turned to Sango. "Don't ask."
"I wasn't," Sango informed him, tossing a bottle of Prozac at him.
"Why Prozac?" he asked her.
"What is it with you people and Prozac?!?" Miroku huffed.
"It's the drug of the day," InuYasha replied.
"The drug of the day?" Koga asked.
"The drug of the day," InuYasha said.
"The drug of the day," Koga repeated.
…Five hours later.
"Jaken when did you and Kagome get here?" Koga asked, two minuets after him and InuYasha stopped the back and forth drug of the day/
"Three hours ago," Jaken replied. "When I came in you two where still repeating each other, and Sango and Sesshomaru ran screaming out of the pharmacy."
"Really, its eight o'clock already," Koga replied, then looked towards the decapitated cash register. "Hey Kagome look the cash register is broken."
"What the hell did you do to it?" Kagome asked him, as Koga went to poke the register with a Valtrex pen. "Stop poking it with the pen, it doesn't have herpes."
"I know, but it be weird if it did," Koga replied, walking around back to the production area, stepping on a mangled sign. "Who stomped on my sign?"
"That was you?!" InuYasha asked, snapping his head away from the computer.
"Uh, look at the time!" Koga said, as he jumped out the drive thru window and started running.
"I'll get that idiot Thursday," InuYasha muttered as Koga popped his head back in the window.
"Can somebody clock me out?" Koga asked, as InuYasha threw a counting tray at him. Koga ducked and popped back up. "You dropped something."
"Well your mom dropped you on your head as a baby!" InuYasha screamed as he chased Koga away from the window with a purple Sharpe. Koga then opened up the back door to the pharmacy.
"At least my mom didn't scream put him back in after I was born," Koga said speedily, then closed the door, as InuYasha threw a spatula at him. He opens the door back up and stared at the spatula sticking out of the door. "You kill the door! You bastard!"
"What did the door do to you," Kagome asked, as Koga sneaked back in clocked out and jumped back out the window.
"It chose to protect him," InuYasha mumbled, as Naraku came back to the pharmacy.
"I'm writing him up for jumping out the window," Naraku informed them. "Twice."
"Don't care," InuYasha replied, as he struggled to get the spatula out of the door.
"Also that door is coming out of your check," he replied, turning to leave.
"I'll kill him!" InuYasha screamed as Kagome and Jaken held him back. Naraku was obvious to the danger as Rin ran up and down the aisles knocking things off the shelves.
"I quit!" Rin screamed as she ran up another aisle. "Screw you CDS! I got a freaking teacher position! Take that bitches!"
"I'm not cleaning that up," Naraku stated as he turned back to the pharmacy, which was know mysteriously all locked up and the staff missing. "Where did they go?"