I like to thank to the four followers for giving the much-needed motivation to right this chapter. NOW fueled by a whole pack of dark chocolate and some soda, I'm here to present you the 2nd chapter of the story :D.
Maybe I was getting a little bit vague on my description of the canon character I had on the teaser/interlude chapter but anyways since your going to know her identity here, I'm not going to tell you her name in this note. Read the chapter ;)
Ok before we start this chapter, I would like to tell two people this message
To Guest no.1: Yay my first reviewer :D…. My dear boy or gal. Do you think I'm really that much of a troglodyte as to not know the biggest thing when it comes to yokais? Some aspect of Touhou would later appear in the story with some of the more dangerous characters MAYBE appearing in the later chapters. As for my favorite birdy, lets just see later
To Agent: Thanks for that reply over the PM's : ) Ohhhh don't worry, I plan to expand the setting of the story well beyond the borders of Japan way before I enter canon territory and with them being in 500 years into the past… lets just say they're going to meet a lot of people, do a lot of things, and make a lot of noise. By the time that the time that our favorite pervert(will he even be a pervert though?) meet dear little miss Rais… the timeline has been greatly altered. I do love AU's and meddling with canon and hopefully in the future tickles your fancy for what I have planned for the Yokai of japan. As for your favorite part of the story, I have to be honest that it was unintended at first and the thought had passed by in my head but I didn't really expected that it would be your favorite part :D thanks by the ways
Now on with the show :D I mean story :D
Waittttt…. Oh right, standard disclaimer! Ah Aint owning noh piece of de DxD verse!
==Chapter 2: Why you should be careful at what you said==
"Bro are you sure about this? I think we shouldn't do this" Asked Ryu as he stared at his twin intensely. Passion was in his eyes but there was some lingering doubts clouding the fire in his eyes
"Nobody's going to see us so its ok" Replied Rai as he stared back at Ryu with a tone that tells that he was dead set on doing what they were going to do, consequence be damned.
"B-but!" Said Ryu before a finger on his lips interrupted him.
"Just trust me on this one, it's a once in a life time opportunity we can never miss" Rai said with fire burning in his eyes as he cupped his brothers cheeks. Ryu had never seen his other half this passionate before. It was hen the he saw what they were going to do was the right thing to do.
"R-rai" Ryu said as his heart started pounding harder in his chest; with his blood getting hotter with the excitement rushing thru his veins as he stared back at his brother with the same passion burning in his eyes.
"In the count of three I'm going to release it" Ryu said as he started rocking with Ryu.
"One!"
"Two!"
"THREE/THREE!"
"GAHHHH!"
With that, the oh so wonderful slumber of Ichiro was disturbed by the two mischievous twins who poured water at the poor Kitsune from the bucket they were carrying. Their laughter echoed thru out the forest as Ichiro sputtered while he groggily tried to stand up, still disoriented from his sudden rude awakening.
"Whahahhahah! I knew that bringing that bucket would be worth it!" said Rai as Ryu laughed with him at the misfortune that has befallen on poor Ichiro.
"Damn you two!" shouted Ichiro as he suddenly lunged at the two, surprising them both as Ryu was tackled into the ground.
"Hey he started it!" Ryu shouted as he struggled against the surprisingly stronger and bigger Ichiro who was trying to put him on a headlock.
"Damn you!" shouted the enraged Ichiro , that has lost all reason, wanting nothing but to exact revenge on the person that has disturbed his beauty sleep. It appears that he wasn't the type of person that should really be disturbed during sleep. As modern people would say "he's not a morning person"
"Help me damn it!" Shouted Ryu as he tried to push Ichiro away from him only to be laughed at by his twin.
His other half was just going to laugh ain't he? He had to think fast or he'll get chocked to death. Ryu suddenly stopped struggling against Ichiro and quickly lunged at the kit, which surprised the kit so much that it broke him out of his rage, and planted a kiss on the boy's soft lips
The seconds seemed to stretch for hours for the young kitsune as his ear and tail straightened up as the Tengu latched onto him trying to deepen his kiss. His complexion now turned an unhealthy shade of red as realization dawned at him
Ryu's laughter doubled in volume as the Ichiro and Rai's position was now reversed; with Ichiro on the ground trying to push Rai away while Rai was trying his best to kiss the kitsune.
"Get away! Get away! Get away!" shouted the Kitsune as he struggled against Rai's grip.
"I thought you wanted it! You were even pinning me down in the ground!" shouted Rai, grinning from ear to ear, as he puckered his lips for another kiss that made Ichiro struggled harder
The two's shenanigans continued on for several minutes before Ryu, having his fill of entertainment decided to finally break the two up. Now the trio sat on a large stone with Rai and Ryu grinning ear to ear while Ichiro was blushing s hard that the two swore that they could see steam smoking out of his ears.
"T-that was m-my first kiss" Spoke Ichiro as he turned beet red
"Your lips tasted good" Rai said as he looked at Ichiro before licking his lips which made the Kitsune cover his face in embarrassment and earning Rai a light punch from his twin.
"I'm not fit to be a groom anymore" Ichiro despaired thinking of what his parents would say to him if they saw his first kiss taken by a man of all thing. His ears flattened against his head as he despaired at how he wouldn't be able to marry his dream girl for not being pure anymore.
"Lighten up! Its not like it's the end of the world or anything!" Said Ryu as he started picking his nose with his pinky
"I-it is for me! I can no longer marry for being so impur-! Gahhhh! Don't flick that at me! That's disgusting!" shouted Ichiro as he tried to wipe the bogey that Rai suddenly decided to flick at the boy.
"You're reading to much love stories" Ryu said as he knocked his fist against the top of Ichiro's head
"Bridal or in this case, Groom impurity doesn't make you any less of a groom. Besides a kiss doesn't really make you impure, se-!" said Rai before Ryu covered his mouth. The glare that tells him 'too fucking innocent' pretty much shut him up
"I guess…your right" whispered Ichiro still a bit worried of his own purity.
"Too fucking innocent" The two thought as they looked at each other.
The were once again interrupted as the sun finally broke out of the horizon bathing the cold land of southern Hokkaido with the warmth of the sun. The eyes of the two seemed to glaze over as they opened their wings wide and started basking on the warmth of the sun in bliss.
This caused Ichiro to blink as he do know that Tengu's do love the sun but he didn't know that it was this…bad… well he kinda knew since the Karasu-tengus were as this bad and he did hoped the that Yamabushi-Tengus were different. It was kind of creepy the way they just started standing and spreading their arms and wing outwards… he jut hoped-!
"Praise Amaterasu!" the two shouted unconsciously as the rays of the sun fully bathed both of them.
Nope… they just had to do it. It was annoying hearing the hundreds of Karasu-tengus back home saying that every single day.
"It's official, all Tengu's are damned Sun Worshippers".
The two then started blinking as the Sun craze finally came over them.
"This didn't happen" They both said as they flapped their wings once to get them ready for the whole day.
"Agreed" Ichiro replied as he looked up at the sky.
"Well it looks like we have to say goodbye to each other right?" Asked Ryu while yawning and stretching.
"Good luck on your wedding" Said Rai as he started doing stretches
"Ummm wait!... I'm sure my folks wouldn't mind me missing for one more day so… Can I visit your home?" Ichiro asked blushing slightly.
"Ummm sure?" Replied both of them a bit surprised that Ichiro wasn't planning to go right away. They did just meet a day earlier so they were just acquaintances right? They were damn sure that Ichiro had a lot of friends back home even if most of them just suck up to him.
Now the place they were staying in wasn't quite that far away from them. In fact, it was just a few minutes of walk back to the farm.
Unlike most farmers though, Ryu and Rai's Parents farm was vast mostly due to the fact that their father was the only one that did bothered to clear the grass and tree's in this part of the area. In fact even if Yokai's do need food like normal people do, nobody do bother to farm here opting to just import from Honshu, which made Rai, and Ryu's father the only farmer in the region.
People did call their father crazy but Ryu and Rai, having studied agribiotech, knew that their father knew what he was doing. Hokkaido despite being all around cold and unsuitable for crop grow was actually quite the opposite. It was actually a good place to farm in. It had far longer days in the summer than in the south and water was plentiful every spring due to the ice that melted during the spring and summer being replenished. So farming in the summer really was good.
Ichiro actually gaped at the sight of the farm before Ryu closed his mouth for him after seeing him all slack jawed.
"You weren't kidding when you said your parents were farmers. I thought that you both were just talking crazy" admitted Ichiro as he stared at the farm in mild bemusement.
"Yeah, we kind of don't expect people to really believe us at first" Rai said before spotting his father out in the field who was already picking the weed growing by the banks of the rice paddy
"OTOU-san! We're back!" Shouted Ryu to his father hoping to catch his attention.
"JUST IN TIME FOR-ACK!" shouted their father with his gruff voice before chocking and seemingly having a heart attack at the sight of Ichiro.
"OTOU-san! We already told you that were both like girls and boys! We did promised that we were going to give you grandchildren" shouted Rai in annoyance which caused Ichiro to blush a bit.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST BROUGHT HERE?!" shouted their similarly white haired father as he came running towards them.
"Ohhh! Its just Ichiro!" Shouted Ryu as if it was the most normal thing in the world
"You two idiots!" Their father shouted before punching the two on top of their heads.
"I'm sorry for my two idiots sons action" Said their father before bowing deeply at the shocked Ichiro.
"U-ummm they weren't really much of a bother" Said Ichiro a bit unsurely.
"Hey! What gives! Its not like we did anything wrong" Shouted Ryu as he rubbed the growing bump on his head. They did wonder why their father who usually was disrespectful to some people was now practically prostrating himself in front of Ichiro.
"You two idiots" Their father mumbled as he rubbed his temples in annoyance and frustration at his two sons.
"I'll explain it to you later but first lets get to he house so I can get you three something to eat" he continued before leading the trio to their house
Now despite being farmers, Ryu and Rai's was actually quite big and homey. They even have Tatami flooring and not just packed dirt unlike most of the houses and building in the Tengu Village.
After tea was served to everyone by the two's mother, their father sighed as he started explaining to his two sons. "You two are idiots who don't know your dealing with"
"What exactly are we dealing with here otou-san?" Aske Ryu as their mother brought out the fancy porcelain bowls and tea set just for this occasion, which means serious business. It doesn't really take a genius for someone to get that their parents were serious if they were bringing out the fancy china for the occasion.
"Ichiro-san right? You are the son of Miyamoto-no-kin?" Asked their father at Ichiro who raised his eyebrow in mild surprise
"Yes? How did you know him? He isn't really known that much In this part of the Japan and how did you know I was his son?" asked Ichiro
"You got the bastards face. Never can I forgot that assholes face as long as I lived since I'm the one that ruined it for him" The two's father blatantly said which caused the Ichiro to bristle and the twin to raise the brows with from the strange respect and hate that their father seems to hold for the mysterious father of Ichiro
"You're the one that gave him that scar!" asked Ichiro angrily as he stood up clutching his sword.
Their father just smiled smugly as he stroked his finely trimmed beard and said "Damn right I did and I'm proud of that achievement".
Their mothers melodious laugh filled the room as she said to the twins "Your father couldn't stop boasting that night and if you could kindly sit down young man that would be great"
The already cold air of the room dropped suddenly felt freezing as the demure looking woman released a large amount of killing intent. This cowed Ichiro who was now shivering in fear as he sat down. This was also another reason why the two were pretty much obedient to their parents as disobeying them now was pretty much paramount to suicide.
"So what made you run away from dear old daddy Ichiro-san?" Asked their father as he took a long draught from the tea that was prepared for them.
This elicited a surprised look from the three all looking as if they were asking how the hell did he knew that Ichiro ran away before the twins father answered their questions.
"The damn birds are noisy" Replied their father cryptically which the two immediately got while leaving Ichiro all confused
"The birds are noisy?" asked Ichiro not really getting what the two's father meant
"It's just an old saying among as Yokais how gossip travels fast in a Tengu village plus your fathers and his parade has been spotted near the village searching for something and seeing you here, it's a safe guess that he's more than probably looking for you" The twin father said as he took another sip from his cup of tea before asking for another from his wife.
"Will you tell him where I because I was just about to go back to him ehehe" Ichiro said laughing nervously as he started sweating.
"Ohhh no need to since he's already going here. I can sense the damn bastard from a mile away and he probably has caught your magical scent." The twins father said as he looked outside of the window nearby.
"There really was a farm here! Who knew the tengu's weren't talking crazy like they usually do" shouted an unknown male person who was probably the person that the twins father was talking about. After hearing the voice, Ichiro started paling and looked like he was about to faint at any moments.
"He's here. I'm going to get our swords" Said the twins mother as she got up and went to the shed behind the house to retrieved the swords they hidden away after settling down as farmers
The twins peered out to find a whole of yokai's standing in front of their house while looking at the fields. Huges Oni, Beautiful Yuki Onnas, Kappa's, Karasu-Tengus(and even some Yamabushi-Tengus as well!), Tanukis, and all sort of yokai were now just there.
"Whoa" Ryu and Rai just had to say as they looked at what was the biggest parade of Yokai's they have ever saw in their short reincarnated life here.. They could actually feel the sheer power that radiated from the combined group of Yokais. It was as if their mere presences together as a group empower them to greater heights'.
"Oh hey there! Have you seen my son by any chance?" Suddenly asked a cheery voice from the crowd of Yokais. The voice felt so warm and the fact that they were not feeling any sort of malice or any sort of negative emotions made the voice all the more relaxing to listen too. The voice came from a nine-tailed kitsune, who was wearing what was probably the most expensive piece of clothing's here in feudal japan as it was literally made from literal gold, standing in the middle of the crowd. He was probably Ichrio father, Miyomoto-no-kin.
The twins thought the title that Ichiro's father holds, which was "the golden", "was just a reference to his fathers hair color but they didn't expected this. The guy looked so loaded with his fancy golden outfit.
He was also handsome too with a more bishounen feature compared to the rough rugged looks of the twins' father sports. Not even the big ugly scar that ran horizontally run over the bridge of his nose affected his looks. In fact it actually suit the guy as it made it balanced out the guys bishounen features with a bit of manliness.
The twin looked back at Ichiro who was currently curled into a ball while whimpering. Well… that was their cue that the guy outside was Miyimoto.
"He's here and were going to bring him out right now!" Shouted Ryu as he and his twins lifted up the curled up ball named Ichiro and proceed to carry it out side of the house.
"There you are my shitty little son! Were have you been? Do you know how angry your bride is right now?" Asked the Miyamoto as he lectured his son who was now kneeling in front of him with the tone that was a strange mixture of disappointment and relief.
"Sorry!" whimpered out the poor boy as he covered his head trying to hide himself from the gaze of his father.
"He got only a little nervous Miyamoto-san. He was so excited that he couldn't help himself." Said Ryu trying to lighten up the punishment that Miyamoto might inflict on Ichiro later.
"We talked him out of running away due to some shitty excuse that was that he wasn't worthy of marrying his dream girl. He was going to head back but he got a little side tracked when he decided to visit our home " continued Rai hoping that their excuse was enough to help their friend in need.
"Ohh really? Well in that case what are we waiting for guys?" Miyamoto asked as he turned to his parade of Yokai's.. "Boy's and gals-!" he was about to say something before he suddenly drew the sword that he was carrying by his side to block an extremely fast swords strike from the twins father who seemingly came out of nowhere.
A loud boom echoed thru out the field as the ground beneath Miyamoto buckled and created under the force of the sword strike. It was a wonder how the two sword broke under the immense force that was applied on them.
Ryu and Rai, along with Ichiro found themselves breathless from the sheer force of the strike made by the twins father and the fact that Miyamatos's father was able to block the strike and still stand.
Miyamotos' demeanor quickly changed from the cheerful and bubbly personality to a more serious and angry personality.
"Ohhh, its seems like your strikes are starting to slow down you freak of nature" Said Miyamoto as the sword he was holding groaned and creaked as the twins father continued applying force on his sword
"Retirement isn't exactly kind to me and I'll have to ask you how I'm seeing you holding a cheap ass sword? I did remember you boasting of having the best that money can buy? Ha! Its seems that your going blind with all the gold you have to not be able to see any more good swords" asked the twins father as he stopped applying force on the sword and releasing the grip on his sword. The twins father sword was firmly buried into the blade of Miyamoto sword
Miyamotos sneered in disgust as he pulled out the twins father sword and said "Got a bit tired of my expensive high quality sword so I commissioned another one but my blacksmith died while making the sword. This is just a sword finished by his son and I'm only holding this sword as a sign of respect for my old blacksmith"
"Humans today, sheesh! Can't find any more talent in them." Commented the twin's father.
"Your just a freak of nature Shojiro" replied Miyamoto grinning the twins father as he tossed back his sword at him.
"It's good to see you back Miya-tan" Shojiro said as he gave Miyamoto in a massive bear hug.
"You too Sho-tan" choked out Miyamoto as he slowly turned blue in Shojiro's hug.
"I thought they were enemies?" asked Ichiro who was aa little bit shell shocked by the strange exchange from the two. He knows that the two were the worst of enemies as his father always tells of how much he wanted to cut him up but now… with the hugging and nicknames… he was just plain confused.
"Ichirio-kun…. The relationship of two enemies is a strange relationship" said Ryu with his eyes a little bit glazed over as their parents started laughing together and walking back to the house
It seems like their parents have a history with each other… a strange history of hate, friendship and rivalry…
=End of Chapter 2 part 1=
Yeahhhhhh about the second chapter…. Found myself just writing it until I noticed that I was already near 3500 words, my self imposed limit for every chapter I'm going to make. Yeah so part two will be containing the scene in the interlude that I made will be probably in part 2…or part 3 at that because of a lot of things I'm going to introduce in that part
As an apology if your pissed of not seeing what I promised. Here's a damn omake about the future featuring Sona :D
-Desperate times calls for desperate measure-
I'm a calm and calculating devil and proud to call myself sane despite of my heritage
All devils are insane and that was what probably made them powerful.
Dear Rias and her nudist tendency.
Issei's obsession with breast
Lucifer-sama and her siscon ways
Beelzebub-sama and SCIENCE!
Asmodeous-sama and his inability to see the importance of being not lazy
And even my dear sister, the great Leviathan with her obsession for magical girls
All these were just sign of their insanity which they don't even know
Now when faced with a situation of pure insanity, the first thought that ever comes to my mind is "Keep calm and think rationally" but now I can only find myself smiling as even my guiding star in this dark world has finally failed me as I watched my peerage get utterly butt fucked by a fucking plant.
Yes, a fucking plant that suddenly sprouted on the garden that I have so utterly devoted my time on. A fucking monster of a weed tore my secret garden, my pride and glory now in shambles
"KUDZU-CHAN WUVS YOU ALL!" screamed the monster, my tormentor
"Call the police!" shouted one of the students as they watched in horror while my peerage was tossed around like rag dolls.
"You idiot! The chief of police and his men are already down!"
"Call the…" The sound of gunfire followed by the screams of agony of anal violation soon followed. I only prayed now that my peerage aren't butt fucked by the time I come back
I just laughed as I found myself brought to the level of insanity that Rias-chan enjoys.
I Sona Sitri has finally snapped
In my hands, in my bloody hands is an ax that I swore that I would never use to break a specialized seal. A seal that only will be unlocked by the axe I was wielding
I laughed as I brought down the axe and opened the box
"Look who came crawling back!" called out my bane and sorrow
"Hello Ruby…its seems that your right" the bane and sorrow I gladly embrace as an old friend.