Perfect Nightmare
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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AN: The idea for this whole story came from Wolvenstrom.
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Needless to say Timmy did not get much sleep last night...frantically he tried to think of a plan and realized his options are limited. He either needs to be smart about this...or spend the rest of his life being Trixie's functional slave. not helped by the fact that Trixie's 'perfect' boyfriend would never try to ruin their relationship or break up with her.
...so where did that leave him...maybe...maybe if he upped the ante...praised her SO much that it creeps her out and she breaks up with HIM?...bit of a long shoot...but what choice did he have?
He wishes for himself to be poofed into Trixies house and makes breakfast for her-
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?"
Predictably, he got caught by Trixie's family's hired security force...and got pummeled. Timmy spits out a tooth, "Okay, painful...but completely worth it to have Trixie break up with me." Thinks Timmy to herself, completely confident that this 'stalker-like' tendency will get Trixie completely creeped out.
"That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me!" Shouts Trixie suddenly as she tells her security to stand down and give him a hug.
"...seriously?" Thinks Timmy annoyed.
...later...
"Isn't Trixie incredible?"
Isn't Trixie amazing?"
"Isn't Trixie awesome?"
"Trixie is better then you."
"Trixie is smarter then you."
"Trixie is prettier then you."
Timmy aw going overdrive! Complemeting Trixie every few seconds with everyone nearby! Harassing both stranger and Trixie friend alike, especially when it came to trashing them to put Trixie on a pedestal. Eventually Trixie would have to get annoyed by that! Or failing that...he'd become such a pariah in the town she'd want to split from him to save her own status!
SLAP!
SLAP!
POW!
"...well...that second one was coming along in any case..." Thinks a disoriented Timmy as he gets pummeled by the irritated masses.
"Now you all stop that right now! He's just being honest! ...more importantly he's being honest in a way that compliments ME!? Anyone got a problem with that?" She challenged.
Timmy's eye's bugged out as everyone complied to her demands! He'd completely underestimated how popular Trixie was! "Oh, come on!" He snaps.
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Finally...his last resort. Maybe...just MAYBE if he could trick her into ordering him to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING that makes him- in even the smallest ways -NOT perfect. Maybe, maybe it would weaken the wish just long enough for him to wish things back to normal!
...Yes, he knew how stupid the idea sounded, give him some slack! He's desperate!
"You want to wear pink to match my outfit?" Asked Trixie surprised.
Timmy nodded, "I can't hope to match your perfection...but perhaps I can at least be a shadow of it? It wouldn't suite you to have company with someone not willing to at least TRY." Thankfully, the wish prevented him from gagging, otherwise he'd have never been able to say that without a straight face...
Trixie thinks on that for a second...looks him up and down...while Timmy silently prayed to anyone that would listen...
"Eh...nah. It's a nice thought, but your fine as is." She said finally. Timmy slumped in defeat, "Oh, who was I kidding? If the universe loved me, Vickie would never have been born! (sigh) face it turner...your the universes plaything..."
Suddenly getting a thoughtful look on her face she excuses herself and asks to be alone...
Timmy complies without complaint- not that he could regardless of course...
He slumps in defeat, "Oh well, Dad is more or less mom's slave and...what am I thinking!? Comparing myself to dad is WORSE!"
...Still...why fight the inevitable? When Trixie shows up again, he gives her a small bow, "I accept whatever you give me...now and forever." He admits sullenly...
Trixie frowns, "Right...that sounds good and all...but I think i have to break up with you."
Timmy's eye's nearly popped out of his skull! "Wha-
Trixie holds up a hand, "No, please! Let me speak! This is hard enough as it is!" She takes a deep breath, "Look your the best- mostly perfect guy I've ever meet...but...if anything your TOO perfect. It was fun...but now...the novelty has kinda worn off...it's- I never thought I'd say this about a guy who compliments me -kinda boring. I wish you the best of luck, and hope you find happiness...but this just isn't going to work out. I'm sorry...but this is just how it needs to be." She gives a dumbstruck Timmy one last kiss...and leaves.
Timmy's mouth opened and closed several times... "What just happened?" He asked confused. Wanda poofed next to him. "Reality happened, Relationships are strengthened by their differences, and having a boy as perfect as you(or something like that)- like she said - makes it kind of boring after a while." She shakes her head, "But never mind that ! Her perfect boyfriend would do whatever she asks and respect her wishes! And she just broke up with you! UNWISH THE WISH! QUICK!"
She didn't have to tell him twice!
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Timmy- NORMAL Timmy -sighed, "Okay...new rule, NEVER ask to be perfect AGAIN...EVER."
"5 bucks says he forgets that lesson by next week", whispers Wanda to Cosmo. "Your on!" Shouts Cosmo excited.
Timmy sighs again, "Alright...I think I'm gonna take a break from my 'get Trixie to like me' scheme's for awhile...honestly, I wouldn't mind nOT seeing her for awhile."
Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Curious Timmy opened it...and sees TRIXIE!? "Trixie?! What are you-
Trixie shrugged, "Your cousin was nice...but TOO perfect for me...this is going to sound crazy...but I think I'd like to give 'not perfect' for me a shot. And you fit the bill- especially after seeing you naked -so would you like to go to the gamer con with me?"
Choosing to take what she said as a compliment, Timmy quickly agrees.
Trixie nods, "Great." She quickly don's her boy disguise. "...you realize if you say anything about this to anyone, I'll deny it and have your head stuffed into a toilet, right?"
"Pretty much!" Agreed Timmy happily as he and Trixie walked together to to Con happily talking...
Wanda chuckles, "If I wanted 'perfect' I'd have married Wandisimo." She admitted rolling her eyes. "And I'd have married your sister Blonda!" Chirped in Cosmo happily.
An angry Wanda is about to punch an oblivious Cosmo in the head...when she suddenly sees Poof giving her a 'glare' before turning into a black pot then black kettle behind him to prove a point.
Wanda sighs...but concedes the point, and brings her boys into a hug...
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"BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IN THIS STORY!" Shouts Vickie right before being thrown to the sharks to thunderous applause!
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THE END
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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