Chapter 3: The Closet (not what it sounds like)
Hera's POV
I couldn't believe that I was doing this. Oh, I'm sorry, are you still here? Well then, I should probably explain the situation to you. See, Aphrodite actually got me hooked on her idea of revenge. So now I was in Aphrodite's closet while she was trying to pick out the most seductive outfit possible for me. Every once in a while you'd here her muttering things like, "No, too safe", and "No, it's not her color", then "No, Demeter told me that there is a thin line between seductive and slutty". Yes, the whore was trying to pick me out a whore outfit, while trying not to make me look like a whore. The things she says greatly contradict her actions. "Hera, refer to me as a whore one more time, and after we've pulled off your affair, I will make your love life even more miserable... If that's even possible." She said.
Damn, why did she have to be able to read my mind? "Because Athena showed me how to perfect my mind-reading skills in exchange for love advice." She said. "WHAT LOVE ADVICE?!" I screamed. "Sorry sweetie, I'm sworn to secrecy. Otherwise she'll... what was it she said? Oh right, she said she'd melt my mind, if I even had one. Whatever that means." She calmly stated. Sometimes I swear that those rumors about blondes are true. She gave me a funny look, then continued to look through the closet where whores go to die. I believe Apollo mentioned something similar about Aphrodite's future cabin being where Barbies go to die, but I have no idea what that even means.
Finally, Aphrodite squealed in delight and showed me an outfit that I actually... approved of. It was a short, but not too short sleeveless dress (I suppose this is what she seduces modest men with), and it was white silk with a familiar shade of silver lining on the edges. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS AN OUTFIT YOU WERE PLANNING ON GIVING TO ATHENA SO THAT SHE COULD SEDUCE POSEIDON?!" I once again screamed. "STOP READING MY MIND DAMMIT!" Aphrodite screamed.
"Just take the freaking outfit and go seduce the Earthshaker!" Aphrodite exclaimed. I giggled. "That sounded wrong." I said. Aphrodite's lips twitched and she snorted. "And what does freaking mean?" I asked. "I don't know, it's just some word I heard Apollo using." Aphrodite said.
"Now go seduce Poseidon." Aphrodite smiled. And I got out of her closet (some woman from the island of Lesbia laughed when I said something similar), and left her whole palace in general, in search of my Earthshaker.
Aphrodite's POV
"Hera obviously does not understand Lesbian references." I thought.
(Author's Note) I heard that the idea of being a lesbian started on an island once named Lesbia in Ancient Greece, so don't take offense from this.