A/N: Man, I'm running out of things to say in these author's notes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb or FOP; if I did, this would be an episode.
Chapter 2
In the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, Phineas and Ferb were sitting under the tree when Perry walked in through the gate. "Oh, there you are, Perry." Said Phineas "Where were you this morning? You missed breakfast." "Yeah, I got called in early today." Said Perry, "I don't know about the rest of the O.W.C.A., but I think Doofenshmirtz's inators are getting dumber all the time." "Yeah, from what you told me about him, I'll have to agree with you." said Phineas. As Perry came and sat down in between him and Ferb, he said "So, you guys building anything today?" As Phineas was about to respond, Isabella, Baljeet and Buford came in through the gate. "Hey Phineas," said Isabella "whatcha doin?" "Perry just asked the same thing," said Phineas "and, to be honest, I don't really know what we're gonna do today." Perry looked up at Phineas with a confused look on his face. "Really?" he asked "That's so unlike you, Phineas." "I know," said Phineas "but, somehow, this day seems like one that's just not gonna be really interesting." Suddenly, there was a loud "Poof!" and a sudden cloud of pink smoke flashed across the gang's vision for a moment. Then, the smoke quickly cleared, and standing there were Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky.
"Phineas! Ferb! Oh good, you're here!" said Timmy. "Timmy!" said a surprised Phineas "What're you doing here?" "I've got a potential problem on my hands, and I may need your help!" said Timmy. At this point, Isabella decided to speak up. "Um, can I get an explanation?" "Oh, right." Said Phineas, face-palming himself, "Guys, this is Timmy Turner, and these," Phineas pointed to the fairies "are his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, and his fairy godbrother, Poof." The gang looked surprised at this, especially Baljeet. "Impossible!" said Baljeet "There are no such things as fairies and magic!" Cosmo looked offended at this, and said "If we weren't real, could I do this?" and reached over and gave Baljeet a wedgie of massive proportions. "I stand corrected." Said Baljeet, when he was able to stand up again. "Just for future reference, only I'm allowed to do that." said Buford. Then Phineas said "Timmy, this is Isabella, Baljeet and Buford." Then, Isabella bent down and started petting Sparky. "Who's this?" asked Isabella. "I'm Sparky!" said Sparky excitedly. Isabella jumped back when she heard him speak, and Buford said "Wow, he barks funny." After a few moments of awkward silence, Timmy said "Alright, if we're done with introductions, I've got a problem on my hands." Phineas and the group then listened as Timmy proceeded to tell them everything he knew. After he finished, Perry said "Are you sure about this, Timmy? What you're describing sounds a lot like one of Doofenshmirtz's schemes, and I know for a fact that there's no Doofenshmirtz in your universe." "If you don't believe me, see for yourself." said Timmy. Then, Sparky showed the image of Mr. Dinkleberg getting hit by the beam. Perry's eyes widened as he realized what the beam was. "What's wrong, Perry?" asked Phineas. Perry turned to Phineas, pointed at the beam, and said "That beam is the same one that was fired from the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator before I blew it up." Everyone looked shocked as Perry said "You were right, Timmy. This is a very big problem indeed."
Timmy turned to his fairies and said "Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that Mr. Dinkleberg was back to normal!" The fairies raised their wands, but they made a "Pbbt" sound and wilted. "Hey, what gives?" said Timmy. "I believe I may know the answer to that." said Perry "It's the basic rule of Inators: Whatever is done by an Inator can only be undone by another Inator." "Well, that's just great." said Timmy sarcastically "Then how are we gonna fix this problem?" "Well," said Perry "Doofenshmirtz created the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator, we should go to him." Phineas looked at Perry with concern on his face and said "But Perry, he's your nemesis; we don't know if we can trust him. Plus, he's evil too; we can't be sure that he and Dinkleberg aren't already working together." Perry looked back at Phineas and said "True that, but we don't really have any choice. We need another Inator to get Dinkleberg back to normal, and we can't do it without Doofenshmirtz." Then, Perry grinned and said "Plus, I know that Doofenshmirtz has never liked the idea of playing second banana to someone else." Suddenly, Cosmo perked up and said "Doofenshmirtz has the second banana? Then who has the first banana?" "Cosmo, there aren't any bananas!" said Wanda. "Well, Of course there aren't," said a very confused Cosmo "One of them is with Doofenshmirtz, and the other is with someone else! So none of us can have the bananas, only them!" "He's stupid, isn't he?" Isabella whispered to Timmy, referring to Cosmo. "You have no idea." he whispered back. Then, Timmy said "Alright, Cosmo, Wanda, I wish we were at…"
*Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!*
"Man, I can't believe that Perry the Platypus left me this whole mess to clean up by myself." said Doofenshmirtz, sweeping up pieces of the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator into a dust pan. If anybody had been watching, it would've been a hilarious sight. Doofenshmirtz was wearing a French maid's outfit, and was talking to himself like Perry was still there. Fortunately, someone was watching. When Timmy and the others silently poofed in, they saw Doof and tried desperately not to laugh; even Perry, who had seen Doofenshmirtz in far more hilarious situations than this. Eventually, Doofenshmirtz turned around and saw everyone standing there; and when he did, he gasped and said "Ah! Perry the Platypus, you came back!? A-And you brought others?!" Then, he ran into his walk-in closet and said "One second, Perry the Platypus!" When he came back out, he had on his regular black shirt and white lab coat. "Now, I'm assuming that destroying my Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator once wasn't enough for you?" said Doofenshmirtz. "No," said Perry "we have a problem because of the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator!" Perry then told Doofenshmirtz about the problem and that they needed him to fix it. After Perry finished, Doof said "Ah, the basic rule of Inators. You know, I discovered that. I call it "The Doofenshmirtz Principle"! I just came up with that! That's how genius happens, Perry the Platypus." Perry rolled his eyes and Doofenshmirtz said "Hey, don't roll your eyes at me, Perry the Platypus! I discovered it, so I get to name it after myself!" "Anyway," said Perry "we need you to build another Re-Good-Inator so we can get Dinkleberg back to normal." "Well," said Doof "I can do it, but it'll take a few hours before it's done." "And don't include a self-destruct button this time, Doofenshmirtz." said Perry. "You're no fun, you know that, Perry the Platypus?" said Doof with a frown on his face.
As Doofenshmirtz started ordering the parts for the Re-Good-Inator, the gang started talking about what to do next. "Well, we have someone building a Re-Good-Inator, now what do we do?" said Isabella. "Well," said Phineas "from the way Doofenshmirtz described the effects of the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator, I think we'll have to keep an eye on Dinkleberg to make sure he doesn't do anything evil." "But how do we do it?" asked Baljeet "We do not have any way to observe him." Then, Timmy said "It's okay, I know someone who can help us with that." "Who?" everyone asked. "My dad." said Timmy with a grin on his face. "I wonder if he has the first banana?" asked Cosmo. Timmy face-palmed himself and said "I wish we were at my house." And with a "Poof!" they were all out of there.
I hope I did a good job at getting Cosmo's stupidity in character.
Until next time...
Cronuts!