Know Your Calvins

by calvinhobbes1010

This is a story about the Calvin and Hobbes cast getting teased and tortured. It's also a parody to All That's Know Your Stars. Susie is up. PLEASE RR!

3. Susie: The Boy

(Susie Derkins walks to the black chair)

Voice: Know your Calvins, know your Calvins, know your Calvins, know your Calvins.

Susie: Who is this?

Voice: Susie...she is actually a boy.

Susie: No I'm not.

Voice: We'll call you Mansie.

Susie: Don't, please.

Voice: Susie...she hates everything Bill Watterson said she liked.

Susie: Then why do I treat them as my prized possessions?

Voice: That's Candace with her hair dyed brown. Susie... she loves G.R.O.S.S.

Susie: What? That's "Get Rid Of Slimy Girls"! Calvin runs that club!

Voice: Susie...she likes Calvin.

Susie: I DO NOT!

Voice: Susie...she loves getting soaked with water balloons.

Susie: WHAT? Where are you? Where are you from!

(No response)

Susie: HEY! COME BACK HERE!

(Not a single word)

Susie: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I'M TELLING!

(Susie runs out of the studio)