A/N : Alright, I decided to write her last year in college before going to study under Tsunade... I hope you like it and just so you know... This WILL be the last chapter of the story... ;P

'Naruto.

I still can't believe you went to a police academy instead of coming here, what's wrong with you? I mean sure it's great, protect the weak and all that but come on, I was looking so much forward to get to torture you. Oh well at least I got to put Ino-Pig and Kiba through hell during the initiation and don't worry I made sure Hinata had an excuse not to attend it. You can be a bit overprotective of her you know; even Neji didn't ask me to do this for her. Well I've finally figured out what to do to Sasuke. It was actually Shikamaru who gave me the idea at the time. I'm not going to tell you what it is, I know you warned Sasuke that I was going to pull a prank on him before he got here. I'll send photos though. I'll see you when you come visit Hinata during Christmas break.

Sakura'

A young woman with long pink hair was sitting in her last class of the day. As her eyes roamed around the classroom, she couldn't help but frown, none of her friends were with her in any of her classes. Either they were too young and were in their freshmen classes or sophomore classes or they had graduated like her boyfriend who was calling her.

"Hi Itachi, sorry but I'm in class right now. Can I call you in ten minutes?" She whispered in her phone while sliding down in her seat so that her teacher wouldn't see her answering it.

"Sure Sakura, I was just checking if you had a plan. I'll talk to you later." The Uchiha said, making Sakura smile and put her small green phone away just before her teacher caught her talking in it.

During the last minutes of the class she didn't stop thinking about the plan her boyfriend had just mentioned, oh yes she had a plan and it was a damn good one at that. Sasuke would never know what hit him and neither would Gaara at that, too bad for him that Sasori had asked her to include the red head in her little scheme. They would probably try to kill her once she finished, but at least she could comfort herself by knowing that Itachi would stop them once he came to pick her and his little brother up for Christmas break.

Hearing the bell ring she jumped up and almost ran to the door having all her things already packed. Picking up her phone as soon as her feet were out of the classroom, she started calling Itachi only for her phone to be taken away from her in a flash.

"Calling my brother again are you?" It was Sasuke and the tall dark haired boy was smiling down at her, making her a bit pissed. "You know, mother is expecting babies anytime now. She's been going on and on about being a grandma for the last year." He continued, laughing at the horrified face on the pinkette as she ripped the green device away from him.

"Well you can tell her that there will be no babies until I've finished medical school at least." She snapped only to blush at the look he gave her and because most of her friends were now standing close to them, having heard what Sakura just said.

"Well at least now we know that little innocent Sakura isn't so innocent anymore." Her longtime female friend, Ino, said filled with glee as she pulled out her own phone and started dialing. "What is Naruto going to say about that I wonder?" She added, pressing a button only for Sakura to jump her and grab the phone in panic.

Naruto was a bit overprotecting at times, especially when it came to Sakura who he thought of as his sister and with his girlfriend Hinata. If he'd hear from Ino that his baby sister wasn't so much of a baby anymore he'd go ballistic and most likely try to kill Itachi. It was best for all to allow the blond to live in his own happy world, where Sakura was still a virgin and Hinata did not plot evil pranks on his two best friends.

"If you do, I'll tell everyone what you did at the last party." Sakura threatened quickly, making the smile on the blondes face fall of. Sighing in relieve, she handed the pink monstrosity her friend called a phone back. "Now if you don't mind I'm going to call my boyfriend, I'll meet you at the café in 10 minutes or so." She then said, shooing the large group of people away as she pressed speed-dial, instantly calling the love of her life.

"I don't know what you consider ten minutes Sakura but I certainly don't think it's the same as I do." Was the first thing the older Uchiha brother said when he picked up, making the pinkette look at her watch he had given her for their 1 year anniversary and see it had been 25 minutes since she last spoke to him.

"Sorry your little brother interrupted me after class." She apologized smiling.

"I'm not surprised. Now about that plan I was talking about. Do you have anything worked out?" He asked, acting a bit more exited than he should have. He was after all a 23 year old CEO at his late uncles', Madara, company and shouldn't be so interested in his girlfriends prank on his little brother.

"Aha, and Sasori asked me to pull something on Gaara also so it'll be two in one." Sakura told him gleefully as she pulled out of her back pocked a paper she had written everything on. "I'm getting Hinata to help me since Gaara has a soft spot for her and I'll get Kiba to help with Sasuke." She stared to explain but was interrupted by the male on the other side of the phone.

"You wrote the whole plan down didn't you?" There was amusement in his voice as he said it and he just knew that the petite pinkette was blushing by now. It was a common fact among the Akatsuki that the young woman could in fact not remember her own plans, so she always wrote them down. That was how Hidan and Tobi got out of most of her plans, they made it a mission to search the pinkette's belongings at least once a week to check if she was going to pull something they either wanted to be a part of or wanted to avoid.

"Shut up; or I'll sick my dog on you." Sakura murmured, looking at the ground in embarrassment, thankful for the small fact that the dark haired man could not see her face.

There was silence on the other end for a moment before Itachi stated with obvious amusement in his voice. "We really need to get you a dog just so that threat will hold any ground."

"Do you want to go over it with me or not, I can always just hang up you know?" She then asked and Itachi knew when to relent and told her to continue. "I was planning that since neither drinks, for some unexplainable reason, I would drug them and make them fall asleep. Then I'm going to dye their hair and maybe give them a henna tattoo. What do you think?"

There was silence for a moment before a dark chuckle, Sakura associated with her boyfriends' dark side, came through the phone. "I take it you like the idea then?" She asked after a few seconds, making Itachi stop laughing and answer her.

"Oh yes Sakura I like it. I knew there was a reason I loved you." He said, making her smile proudly. "I want photos." He then added more as an afterthought.

"Oh you'll not only get photos my dear Uchiha, you get to see the real thing. I'm planning on doing this at the party celebrating the end of the winter exams. It's the perfect time and you and Naruto will both be there the next day." Sakura informed him, finally coming to a stop outside of the café where her friends were waiting for her. "I've got to go, I'll see you in two weeks." She then said closing the small device and walking in, grinning at her unsuspecting victims.

"Here you go, just slip this into their glasses and leave. They'll be asleep in no time." Sakura whispered to her two accomplices as she handed them a tiny paper container with some powder in it. Hinata and Kiba both smiled as they took them and placed them in their pockets. "You have to do it at the same time." Sakura warned. "It could alert the other when one falls asleep without drinking a single beer."

Nodding in understanding, they made their way over to the males that were their target and Sakura watched with a smile when they managed to slip the power in their drinks. Hitting her glass a couple of times, she gained everyone's attention.

"I wanted to say a few words in celebration that we've finished all of our exams and did great on each and every one of them. Congratulations on finishing the fist part of college with such results. You deserved it. Cheers!" She called, raising her glass and drowning the rest of it making everyone follow her example and then cheer for her before going back to what they were doing.

Hinata and Kiba made their way over to the pinkette and watched as Gaara and Sasuke started to stumble and sway ever so slightly from the effects of the drugs they just consumed. The indigo haired girl turned to Sakura when the red headed Sabaku dropped in the sofa, almost completely out of the world. "Should we move them into their rooms now?" She asked, making the tattooed brunette look over at the fallen raven haired man.

"Yeah, Ino and the others might start wondering why they're like this when they haven't drunk anything stronger than grape-juice." He said, walking over to Sasuke and picking him up without the other people at the party noticing. Sakura and Hinata made their way over to Gaara and helped each other to drag him to his room; they'd start with his hair while Kiba took care of the henna tattoos on Sasuke.

"SAKURA!" The scream that came from two different rooms echoed through the campus where thankfully most of the students had left over the holidays. The pinkette standing in the driveway waiting for her ride, winched at hearing the yelling males and wished for Itachi to hurry up and save her.

Hearing the front doors of the dormitories bang open, she looked over her shoulder in panic, trying not to laugh at the sight greeting her. There stood both Gaara and Sasuke with their brand new looks.

Sasuke had neon pink hair and his whole upper torso was covered in henna tattoos. They all stated something like 'I'm a she-male' or 'Yeah, you wish you could tap that' and there was also a lot of flower patterns and there were hearts around his nibbles.

Even though Sasuke had taken the blunt of the attack Gaara was no better. His former red hair was dyed yellow with orange streaks. His chest, that was mostly covered by a shirt he had put on, was mostly like Sasuke's only Kiba had made him look like he had a raccoons' fur.

Suddenly there was a snap, making the pinkette turn her head back in front of her only to see her savior standing there with a camera at the ready. "I like the new look Sasuke but I doubt father will be pleased." Itachi said smugly, placing a hand over the pinkette's shoulder.

"You, you're both going to pay for this!" Sasuke yelled, pointing at the two in anger. Neither said anything for a while before bursting out in laughter while holding their stomachs.

"Watch your back Haruno. I don't forget so easily." Gaara just said, making Sakura feel a bit nervous and step closer to Itachi. Gaara could be really scary and she didn't doubt his threat for a moment.

"Go get your stuff Sasuke, I'm not going to wait all day for you." Itachi ordered once the red head had gone back into the building, making the former raven haired youth do the same grumbling under his breath.

When the couple was in the car, Itachi smiled widely. "I can't wait to see my parents' reaction to this. They'll probably have a heart attack." He sounded gleeful at the thought. Sakura knew he was mostly thinking about his father when he said that so she didn't scold him, she didn't like her boyfriends' father all that much.

When Sasuke was back and in the car, he had a cap on his head and a scowl on his face. It wasn't long until ha broke the silence and spoke up a bit pleased with him self. "So, when can mother expect to become a grandma?"

And with that he successfully managed to make the long ride to his home even more awkward than it could ever become on its own. Oh how evil he was.

'Naruto.

I'm so screwed right now. Remember the photos of Sasuke and Gaara? Of course you do. Well I'm asking you to erase them for me. I'm not going to explain in detail so let's just say that Gaara dose not fight fair. Oh heck I'll tell you. He somehow managed to tie me to a chair and cut of all of my hair and he then gave me a tattoo, a permanent tattoo. It says 'Property of Uchiha Itachi' the bastard thought it was funny. Thankfully Itachi didn't mind that being on my ass. Oh and I forgot to tell you that I'm engaged to him now. That's what you get when you don't come visit for so long. I'll see you in two days, I'm sure you're on your way over here right now anyway. Oh and one more thing, don't get too surprised when you see that Gaara is bald, he deserved it anyway.

Sakura.'

A/N : Ok so you noticed the thing about this being the last chapter right?.. Well I kind of started writing how Gaara pulled of his prank and such sooooo, yeah there will be another chapter up soon... ;P