I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

RON: BLOODY HELL! YOU NEVER LEFT!

I KNOW I GAVE YOU 3 UPDATES IN ONE DAY OK DEAL WITH IT

RON: NOOO IM SOO TIRED OF WAITING IN YOUR ROOM TO WAIT TO DO STUFF

RON, WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM YOU KNOW IM AT STARBUCK RIGHT NOW!

RON: RIGHT….

GASP! CREEPER, ANYWAYS I DON'T OWN HP WISH I DID IF I DID I WOULD MAKE EXPLODE UNCLE VERNON!

HARRY: CAN YOU?

NOOOOOO, OKAY ON WITH THE STORY!

Chapter 2: The Headmaster of Pig farts…. I mean Hogwarts

Did I tell you how much I hate my life? Well it sucks! Ok, this is what happened. A wife and husband came into the orphanage looking to adopt an age 9-11 girl. When it was my turn to be interviewed or as I like to call it being stared at and asking stupid questions, I went in there and the wife started freaking out and started calling me, I quote 'An evil witch (A.N: You have no idea ) and another of Satan's followers' (A.N: no offence to this religion) She even twitched a bit. OK didn't know hair color meant so much. Well I got so mad at her for judging me at the broke the glass window and the husband and wife ran out screaming and crying.

Now I have to clean the boy's bathroom for a month. Yeah, Life sucks!

Well, I was laying on my bed exhausted. When Mrs. Gray came in with a man. He had a long gray beard, he was wearing what looked like a dress to his ankles. He had half- moon glasses on his face.

"She's right here. Jade, you have a visitor." The Warden said formally.

"Ok, thanks Mrs. Gray." I said in monotone.

Mrs. Gray left , leaving me their with the old man.

"Hello, Jade." He said to me sitting on the chair by my desk.

"Hello sir. May I ask who you are?"

"I am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts."

"Nice to meet you but what is Hogwarts?"

"It is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

What? Was this some kind of joke? I thought

"Mr. Dumbledore, is this a joke?"

"No, it isn't." He said giving me a letter

It looked the letter I had gotten 2 days ago. I slowly opened it.

It said:

Dear Ms. Jade Grande,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

"This is real?"

The man looked at me and nodded "Jade, you are a witch."

I looked down I was a witch?

"That's impossible." I whispered

"Oh really? Has anything happened when you were angry or scared?" He asked me

I started remember all those times. Once I set The Warden's hair on fire because she almost ripped my emerald necklace from my neck but there was many more incidents.

He smiled, knowingly.

"I have told Mrs. Gray, that you will be attending Hogwarts and You will be staying with a family in London for the rest of the summer. You should pack. Then I will take you there."

I smiled as he walked away. I pulled out a trunk and started packing my clothes. I reached under my bed to get my shoes then I grabbed a jewelry box by accident. I smiled at the memories and packed it. I had that jewelry box for my whole life.

I was going to Pig Farts….. I mean Hogwarts!

SO WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS IT GOOD TERRIBLE WEIRD!

Draco: Your weird

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP ANYWAYS I NEED A HOUSE FOR JADE! SO HUFFLEPUFF,RAVENCLAW OR GRIFFINDOR

OK REVIEW PLEASE