HELLO! It's us again with yet another chapter! Sharpay's chapter.
And miraculously, she's still letting me interview Sharpay! Cool, huh?!
This is her last chance…
-whimpers-
How was it this time, Sponge?
…not bad, actually! Sharpay and I share a common interest.
What?
OURSELVES!
Dear God, there's two of them…
Sharpay
S: Hey, Sh—
Sh: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's get on with this now! I have a manicure in fifteen minutes.
S: WELL! I never! No wonder you're getting a manicure, I've never seen such TERRIBLE cuticles!
Sh: HOW DARE YOU!
S: So, tell me what's up with the Sharpettes?
Sh: Random change in convo, but okay. Ug, they're so annoying! They like me cos I'm rich and smexy. Plus, I think Emma is hitting on me…and Emily and Ella are hitting on EACH OTHER!
S: -uncomfortable - That's not what we're talking about. Right, FF dot net. What do you think of it?
Sh: I love how people make me out as the nice, sweet blonde girl underneath a layer of ice…HAH!
S: Huh?
Sh: I despise Troyellas. I love Troypays. Zekepays…eh, alright. Chadpays, gross. Rypays…HELLO! My twin brother! Grosser than Chadpay!
S: Oh, totally.
Sh: I know.
S: What's so special about Troypays?
Sh: Le duh. Troy and I are MEANT TO BE! He just doesn't know…
S: Sounds like it ain't gonna happen.
Sh: …hello, we're COMPLEXION COMPATIBLE! Coral blue!
S: I know. I adore Troypay. You're meant to be.
Sh: -crying- WHY WON'T HE LOVE MEEEEEE?
S: Aw… -hugs Sharpay-
Hugging? I may vomit…
Hey! She was sad and unloved!
SO YOU LOVED HER UP?????????
Silence, jackass!
S: You okay now, Shar?
Sh: Mm-hmm…
S: Now, how about the incest rumours with Ryan?
Sh: 0.o –Sharpay pulls away-
S: What?
Sh: Two words! E – W!
S: That's two LETTERS!
Sh: Evaporate, smart person!
S: You're jealous cos I'm SUPER COOL!!!
Sh: You're jealous cos I'm SUPER AWESOME!!!
S: Ha!
Sh: Ho!
S: Ha!
Sh: Ho!
S: Ha!
Sh: Ho!
S: YOUR MOM!
Sh: YOUR FACE
S: YO MOMMA
Sh: Repeat?
S: Yo mom-a!
Sh: …WHAT THE DEVIL DOES THAT MEAN?!!
S: Yo momma so fat, Jabba da Hut said "Damn!"!!
Sh: -gasp- …PROSTITUTE!
S: I'M NOT EVEN EIGHTEEN YET!!!
Sh: Really? You look so much older!
S: Oh, thank you! I am the prettier twin!
Sh: Aww, same here!
BTP: Ex-c-uuuuse me? GET ON WITH IT, SPONGEBOB!!
S: Fine fine. Yeesh. So, Shar, what about Gabpays?
Sh: Er, gross! I am SO out of Gabriella's league!
S: Ya think?
Sh: I KNOW. If I had to pick a…female companion, I'd pick Ryan.
S: 0.o
BTP: -slaps Sharpay- TWINCEST MUCH!!!! And plus, Ryan's outta your league!
Sh: -gasp- That's IT! I'm outie! -she leaves-
S: NO! WE HAD SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT! NOOOOOOO!
Well, thank you, Blonde! –note sarcasm- Now I have NOONE AWESOME TO TALK TO!
Yeeeah, that was kinda my fault, wasn't it?
YES! For that, I GET CHAD!!!
Aww, man!
And if you ever mess up anything again, I get RYAN TOO!
AW MAN! Just review!