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It's really easy to make a man fall in love. You just need to know how to trick him into it.

Juvia's Plans

(Plan #1)

"Grey-sama!" Juvia cheered as she approached her love. "Juvia has spoken with Lyon-sama, and Juvia understand everything!"

"What?" Grey raised an eyebrow. "What did that guy tell you?"

"Well, Juvia has made several attempts to get to Grey-sama's heart through his stomach." Juvia smiled. "But none of Juvia's attempts have worked. Juvia thought that it was because Juvia was a bad cook, but the rest of the guild love's Juvia's cooking…"

"Is there a point to this?" Grey questioned.

"Yes!" Juvia nodded wisely. "It turns out that Juvia isn't a bad cook. Grey-sama is just really picky!"

"What?"

"Lyon-sama told Juvia that when Grey-sama was training with Lyon-sama and Ur-sama that Grey-sama refused to eat a lot. But when Ur-sama cooked Grey-sama's favorite soup, Grey-sama would eat for hours."

"I don't get where you're going…"

"Here!" Juvia place a giant pot in front of him. "Juvia made you soup."

"Thanks, but I'm not…What is that smell?" Grey froze.

"Juvia learned Ur-sama's recipes from Lyon-sama!" Juvia beamed. "Here, let Juvia get you a bowl~"

"Wow! This is just like Ur's!" Grey smiled as he inhaled the soup.

"Juvia is glad!"

"This is freaking amazing!" Grey exclaimed.

"That's great! When Grey-sama is done, Juvia has made some of Ur-sama's homemade cookies!"

"Hot damn!"

…A man is always weak against his mother's cooking…

(Plan #2)

"Juvia?" Grey raised an eybrow as he saw Juvia stand in front of his apartment. "What are you doing here?"

"Juvia has been thinking…" Juvia noted. "And Juvia has figured out why Grey-sama doesn't love Juvia…"

"Oh? And why's that?" Grey questioned.

"Juvia has been trying to woo Grey-sama like he is a boy. Grey-sama is a man, and Juvia needs to treat him as such." Juvia explained.

"And you couldn't do this during the day at the guild?" Grey questioned. "It's really late, and I just want to go to sleep."

"Sorry, but Grey-sama won't be sleeping tonight." Juvia nodded to herself.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well…Juvia couldn't do this in public, but we're alone now…" Juvia stood in front of Grey. She began to rub herself against him.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Treating Grey-sama like a man."

"S-stop tha…that…" Grey paused when Juvia's hands began to gently carress his body. "That feels really good."

"Juvia thought it would. Juvia has been…researching…" Juvia's face was completely crimson. "The books Erza lent me said that men really like when woman do this…"

Her hand slid into his pants.

"Kami!" Grey gasped.

"Juvia has a secret, Grey-sama…"

"What….what is it?"

"Juvia's a bad girl. Juvia didn't wear any underwear today."

"O-oh…"

"Let's go inside, Grey-sama. Let Juvia take care of you~"

"O-okay."

(Plan #3)

"Juvia is sorry, Grey-sama…" Juvia addressed her love in the middle of the guild hall. She looked like she was about to cry. "Juvia didn't know!"

"What are you talking about?" Grey questioned.

"Juvia figured out why Grey-sams isn't interested in Juvia." Juvia cried. "Grey-sama is gay!"

"WHAT?!" The entire guild hall burst out.

"What!? I'm not gay!?" Grey exclaimed.

"You don't need to hide it, Grey-sama…" Juvia nodded sadly. "That's why Grey-sama turns down the advances of a beautiful woman…"

"Actually…that makes sense…"

"Yeah, look at Juvia. Who would turn her down?"

"I can't believe I didn't see it!"

"I'm not gay!" Grey shouted. "Juvia's just not my type!"

"A woman with a perfect body, cooking skills, strength, and utter devotion isn't your type?" Mirajane questioned.

"No…Yes…I don't know!" Grey's face was so red that it looked like it was going to explode.

"It also explains what Grey-sama spends so much time with Natsu-sama despite saying that he hates him." Juvia nodded to herself. "Grey-sama loves Natsu-sama and uses their fights as an excuse to spend time with Natsu-sama."

"Oh, Kami!" Natsu paled in fear. "Is that true!?"

"No!" Grey glared.

"It's okay, Grey." Erza comforted him. "We accept you for who you are. I've had my suspicions before, but I wanted to wait for you to come to terms with it yourself."

"I'm not gay!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Gajeel laughed. "You hear that Salamander!? The ice block's got the hots for you!"

"No!" Natsu grabed Lucy and began to pull her out of the guild.

"What?! Where are we going!?" Lucy questioned.

"I need to get this out of my head! Please help me forget about these bad thoughts!" Natsu yelled. "Let's do that thing couples do. Er...Make out?"

"B-but, I don't…I'm not…IDIOT! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL!" Lucy blushed and gushed. She might be a little angry and embarrassed, but she'd be lying if she said she never thought about kissing Natsu before.

"Please help me!" Natsu looked at her desperately. He looked like a kicked puppy.

"A-alright…" Lucy couldn't believe she was agreeing to this.

"Happy, stay here!"

"Aye, sir!"

"W-wait! Natsu!" Lisanna ran after the two. She didn't want to lose her chance at her childhood love like this. "I've known you longer! Don't leave me out!"

"Lisanna!" Elfman would have followed after his little sister, but Mirajane's glare stopped him.

"Leave them be…She can make her own choices."

"Ah…" Elfman trembled in rage.

"I'm telling you guys, I'm straight!" Grey stated.

"I don't know…" Laxus smirked. He understood what Juvia was doing. "She makes some pretty good arguments…"

"What? No!" Grey turned to Juvia. "Juvia, would you please go out with me?"

"Of course, Grey-sama!" Juvia hugged the ice mage. "Juvia will work to make sure that Grey-sama stays away from the other team!"

Seriously, though, all Juvia would have to do is one of these things and she would have Grey in the palm of her hands.

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