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(Yes I will use the same title throughout the story XD)

Weeell, lets us move on to the summary (shall we?)

This chapter: What happened to Naruto?

(sniff) Thank you for reviewing even though I didn't ask you too.

I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!

Story START!

"Naruto,"

the said person moaned in protest and curled farther under his blanket.

"Naruto, you let them catch you?"

"NARUTO!"

This woke Naruto half-way from his dream state, "whosa?" He asked, mumbling more nonsense in front of a large demon.

The kyuubi swished his eight and a half-tails around in malice.

"I am extremely disappointed in you!" Kyuubi yelled, making Naruto wince and the sound echoed inside the sewer.

"FIRST! You have a CHILD of all things and that, that THING took away some of my precious chakra-"

Naruto laughed and cut the furious kyuubi off from his rant, he was no longer afraid of the beast.

"Chakra can be replenished."

"but it is hard for a demon to regrow that much!"

"but-"

"SECOND! You even let them bring you back to Konoha!"

Naruto gritted his teeth, no excuse could help him out of this.

"It was because of that stupid Haruno!"

"No"

Naruto glared at Kyuubi angrily, "don't blame her for my choices."

"HA! your choices?! You don't even know who you really are!"

Naruto was swept out of the room by a blast of hot air, "Fits the damn thing."

Naruto said to himself and woke up in anger. (A/N: This is how I always imagined a prison, sometimes I still dream about locking people in there XD)

He was in a stone room, with chains built into the walls and covering his neck, arms, legs, even his left hand was cuffed to the stone.

"Why only my left hand?" Naruto thought and he was still coming up with theories when a place in the wall in front of him slid open.

A glass separated the two parties but Naruto could see the people the stood in front of him.

"Hey, Hokage-Sama, you brought... These people I see."

Garra reasonably tensed up in the crowd and Naruto kept his eyes to thee floor, speaking only in a bored tone.

"Naruto, you left. For twelve years. With no warning but a note!"

Naruto looked lazily at Neji, whose outburst surprised just about everyone.

"Is there a point to this?" Naruto asked and pulled down his mask with his right hand and pointed to his left.

"...Sorta."

Neji was near to killing the ninja but Naruto's glare shut him up. well, not really.

"Yes there is a goddamn point! Do you know how much pain you caused!?" Neji yelled, barely being restrained by Sasuke and Kakashi.

Tusundae waited until Neji calmed down and then talked, her voice filled with regret.

"Naruto, I'm sorry but leaving the village comes with a penalty. You should have learned that from the Sasuke incident." Tusundae sighed in disappointment and turned her eyes away from Naruto.

"We are still deciding you're punishment now Naruto. But first of all, why did you leave?" Naruto tensed up and clutched his mask, making the whole group step back.

Naruto curled his hands into fists, "I-"

"Don't know."

Sasuke and Kakashi looked at him in shock, Sakura, Hinata and Tenten felt bad and even Neji, Tusundae and Garra didn't move. "N-Naruto-Kun." Sakura stuttered and it looked like Hinata and Sakura had switched roles.

"Naruto, this is not time for one of your jokes I need this Info now or-"

"I. Don't. Know." Naruto acted like he was talking to a group of preschoolers. "I. Can't. Remember."

"I all I can remember are names, yours really." Naruto looked down and the group took a step forward again.

"Just stay away from me." Naruto raised his voice and Tusundae motioned for everyone to leave.

"We'll come back." With that, Naruto was left alone with his thoughts.

"Idiots."

Sakura left in a hurry, a real hurry.

"Naruto can't remember, but did he remember me?" Sakura thought and rounded the corner to her building.

"Kaa-san! Taro jumped on her much like a child 6 years younger than him. "I passed! And I got this black headband!"

"And that means you are a Ninja and ninjas don't act like six year olds." Sakura smiled despite her light scolding and hugged him, "I'm so proud of you!"

"Even Aiko passed!" Taro grinned and scowled at the same time, "But I bet I could have passed a year early too."

Sakura patted his head and they both shuffled inside the Apartment, "I'm sure you could have."

You are his son after all" Sakura thought.

"He will find his chakra to his liking, don't you think?" The kyuubi wiggled his half tail through the bars, like he once did with his claws.

"I truly can't remember though, kyuubi." Naruto said, wallowing in sorrow before recovering quickly.

"The chakra should be awaking around 9:00 PM tonight." Naruto grinned, he always wanted someone else to undertand him.

Now his son will understand.

"Sorry, Taro."

Meanwhile,

Taro was sleeping soundly and Sakura looked at the rising moon, "9:00" She whispered.

But around that time, Taro woke up. Red chakra pouring out of him, "What?!" He whispered loudly.

"Hey... activated..... good..." Static passed through his ears, a deep voice saying something he couldn't understand.

His ears became well trained as the chakra burned and ran up to his waist.

"Don't freak out now, it's okay Taro." Taro could hear the voice easily now and he relaxed and let the chakra enfold him completely.

"Taro, you're father was a demon and when you were born, you became a half-breed. This is you're fathers contribution." Taro nodded and power suddenly hit him.

He could run, fight, eat faster, he was practicality invincible!

"Don't use too much on you're first time. this supply is limited." Another voice warned him and Taro stopped, powering down and running back to the Apartment building.

"What happened?" Taro whispered to himself and wobbled to bed, "I don't think I can sleep anymore.

Taro feel asleep quickly despite that and Naruto smiled in his cell.

"It was nice to see you too kiddo."

Phew! Done!

(READ THIS PLEASE)Now school starts tomorrow and I won't be uploading a chapter per day this time, I will probably be uploading one to two chapters per WEEK. So don't give up on me Okay?

Line Drafts: (lol)

"Hey.... Activated...... Good... PICKLES!"

SHORTS!:

Kiba walked down the road singing a rhyming song,

"Oh, Taro taro taro!"

Taro heard him and felt happy.

"Taaaco Taco Taco!"

Taro started to get mad

"TAZO TAZO TAAAAAAAZOOOOOOO! Tea!"

Taro got VERY mad at Kiba.

And that was the real reason Kiba has not shown up in this story yet (YET)