Since these missions are pretty short(And the one before), I decided to add three missions each chapter.
Mission 3: Another Fiery Death
Lady narrating: And as he defeated Phantom...
Trish: Okay...
Lady: ...Credo realized he needed to get to some random castle, to...
Trish: Okay...
Lady: Shut up...
Trish: Okay...
Lady: Shut up
Trish: Okay...
Lady: (cocks gun and a gun shot is heard), and he gets a few extra kills, that's it!
(Credo and Agnus are walking to a huge castle).
Credo: I've killed about 1,000 demons.
Agnus: I've killed 4,999 demons.
Credo: What?!
(4 Frosts approach Credo).
Frost: You are the human that is killing demons, aren't you?
Credo: No I'm not!
Frost :But you almost like that except for that fake moustache you put on.
(Camera turns to Credo trying to jam his fake moustache above his lip)
Credo: What fake moustache?
(Credo stands up straight for a few seconds then the moustache falls off)
Credo: Oh fuc….
Frost: Get him!!!
(Frosts leap at him)
Mission 3 starts
Boss Fight Starts…
(Phantom approaches)
Phantom: Recess time is over!!!!
Credo: Who are you?
Phantom: I'm Phantom. Nice to meet you! (Reaches his tail out to shake 'hands').
Credo:(Slices Phantom in half before boss fight even starts).
Agnus: Well that was f-f-f-f-fair…
Credo: As fair as how you got to pick what type of ugly face you'd have.
(They engage arguing)
Mission 4: The Fallen Savior
Lady: And as Credo fights these demons...
Trish: Okay....
Lady: Shut the fuck up(cocks gun again and another gun shot is heard)
(A shadowy figure talks to a huge behemoth)
Figure 1: Yes, so he's planning to go to Heaven?
Figure 2: Yes, master.
Figure 1: Capture him!!!!
Figure 2: Yes. I will be loyal to you!!!(Fly's off).
(Another figure approaches.)
Figure 3: The one against the excrement Sparda, do you think he can do the job?
Figure 1: No. That's why you must go with him.
Figure 3: I will.
(Figure 3 jumps away. Then it goes back to Agnus and Credo. Credo is killing demons while Agnus is on the phone dialing for p-p-p-p….never mind.)
Credo: What are you doing?
Agnus: Well since I'm almost finished, I figured that I should have fun in Hell while you work your ass off.
Credo: No, what are you calling for?
Agnus: (Grins widely) For some p-p-p-p-pe…
Credo: Okay I get the point!
Mission starts
Boss Fight:
(Agnus sees Nevan and approaches).
Credo: Where are you going?
(Credo follows)
Agnus: Hello!
(Nevan turns around to reveal a huge 'whopper').
Credo: Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Nevan: Hello boys….
Agnus: I'm in Heaven!!!! (Bends over and points to his behind) Now put it right in h-h-h-h….
Credo: Enough!!!!(Vomits as violent as that drunk actor in Team America: World Police or for people who haven't seen the movie, vomits over and over and over and….).
(Credo recovers to see Agnus and Nevan having 'fun'.)
Credo: Get your hands off my friend!!!(DT's and charges his shield at her…him….whatever it is!)
Nevan: Come on, sugar!
Boss Fight begins.
Boss Fight ends.
(Credo impales Nevan)
Nevan: It's been a while since I've been 'impaled'….
Credo: That's….inappropriate…
(Credo falls over and vomits again then recovers)
Credo: So....you going to die any time soon?
Nevan: Okay, I'll make sure it's orgasmic!
(Nevan turns into an electricity-powered…please don't make me say it!!!)…
Credo: What the hell!!!(Throws it away)…
(Agnus runs after it and picks it up)
Agnus: Oh, he didn't mean it!!!(Kisses it twice and puts it in his pocket)
Credo:….Okay…Let's just go…
Mission 5: This is Spartan!
Lady still narrating: But as the enemies gather their enemies, a trained warrior will unite with Credo...
Trish: Is it Agnus?
Lady: Agnus....IS ALREADY FUCKING THERE!!!!!
Dante in the background: Jesus Christ, Lady keep it down there!
Lady: No you shut up! Where's my money!? You owe me my money!!!
(A few noises of Lady getting out of her seat, some really hard punches and Dante wailing in pain is heard)
Dante: I told you I'll get it soon!
Lady: Well I'm not paying for your pizza anymore. And you'll have to pay me....15 PERCENT INTEREST!!!
Dante: You did this last week!!! It's not fair!!!
Lady: Anyway, on with the story.
(Credo and Agnus walk when a guy runs over a few demons in a Warthog. He jumps out to reveal himself as Master Chief from Halo.)
Credo: What? You're not dead!
Master Chief: Well people keep making rumors that I died in Halo 3 so that counts for something.
Agnus: God dammit!!! I actually believed that a-a-a-a-arrogant kid!!!
Credo: Did you actually believe Nero? He doesn't even like Halo!
Master Chief: What?
Credo: No! What I meant to say was that he doesn't like the Halo thing itself.
Master Chief: Okay. So can you help me? I need to kill demons.
Credo: Yeah sure but why are you in Hell.
Master Chief: I actually paid Guilty Spark to kill Johnson. Stupid guy keeps on interrupting my kills. Do you know how hard it is to get Achievements?!
(Johnson appears behind him)
Johnson: Awww, HELL NO!!!! I thought we were boys, ever since we destroyed dat gahd damn hoola-hoop(His word for Halo).
(Johnson walks away, with head down).
Credo: Yeah....
Master Chief:...That was awkward.....
Mission Starts
Mission Ends
(The same two huge demons are seen again with two others, one is the Hell Vanguard while the other can only be seen from his silhouette)
Hell Vanguard: He killed Phantom and Nevan. Now he's joined up with Master Chief.
Figure 3: That excrement will pay!!!
HV: Could you stop talking about poo?
Figure 2: Come with us.
Figure 4: Well, it's been a week since I fought a human with such power.
Figure 3: Wanna make it another week?
Figure 4: You son of a bitch!!!(Goes to hit Figure 3 but Figure 2 stops him).
Figure 2: Do you not remember who we are against? Save your energy. You'll need it! We must go!
(Figure 2 and 3 fly off while Figure 4 tries to jump)
Yeah, I made it a bit long but, meh.....