Me: -dancing and singing around the room-
Sora: What have I done? -.-
Me: Sora! You could told me that the readers were here! D:
Sora: Well, excuse~ me for letting you sing 'Hey, Jacob!' ten million times! D:
Me: Rawr. ¬_¬ Anyways, the answer to last chapter's question is…Roxas! Obvious or what? :P
Sora: 1 point to those who gave the correct answer!
Me: They are one step closer to that oneshot! :D Sora, disclaimer!
Sora: Megz does not own Kingdom Hearts. It sucks to be her.
Me: Holding…it…in…
Sora: Megz, I beg you not to sing that!
Me: It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me! It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33! It sucks to be me!
Sora: This is turning into a musical! -.- Please start the story…
Playing With Fire.
Chapter 3: Feminine Side?
1 week later~ Roxas' P.O.V.
That's it! I'm calling a doctor! I have been up throwing up every morning for 2 weeks now. It just seems to be getting worse and worse. I pick up my phone and ask the secretary at the hospital for an appointment.
"That's fine, Roxas. You shall be meeting Dr Gainsborough at 3 p.m. Just check yourself in at the computer when you arrive."
"Thank you." Uggghh…it was only 1 p.m. I couldn't wait that long. So I tried to pass the time by ringing Axel. But I just got the same message I get everyday.
"I'm sorry. The number you are trying to call is unavailable. Please leave a message, or try your call again." I think not.
3 p.m. Dr Gainsborough's office.~
"Hello?" I called out into a shiny, white room, full of surgical and doctoral equipment.
"Hello, Roxas? I'll be one moment!" I sat in one of the plastic chairs for patients, until she popped out from the other room. Long brown hair, tied in a plait, with a big red bow, emerald eyes and a long, white lab coat.
"Good afternoon, Roxas. I am Dr Aerith Gainsborough." She shook my hand then sat in her own office chair, at her desk.
"So, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, that fortnight or so, I've been constantly throwing up. My boy-" I stopped and thought for a second. "My ex-boyfriend made us a meal just before I started being physically sick. I thought it could have been food poisoning, but would it not have gone by now?"
"Precisely." It seemed she was thinking long and hard about this. She stood up after a minute and walked over to a little machine and turned it on. It glowed a light blue.
"Roxas, could you stand behind this, please?" I did as I as told.
"What is this exactly?"
"It's letting me see your insides. Basically, a mini-x-ray without all the hassle of appointments and wasting time." When she had inspected, a shocked reaction appeared on her face. Aerith then turned it off and went over to a file cabinet, flicked through a load of files and took out a box.
"Roxas, I want you to go to the bathroom for me and urinate on this stick. Then come back straight back. Bathrooms are down the hall on the right." I did as was asked. Totally oblivious to what she was getting at. I handed her back the stick and I think she had a nervous breakdown.
"Well, this is a first…"
"What is it?" Aerith looked at me and then shakily said:
"I don't know how, but you've got ovaries! Roxas…you're pregnant."
"Huh?"
"You are going to have a baby."
"Wow…now I know what they mean by getting in touch with your feminine side…"
"You don't seem to be shocked by this, Roxas."
"There's more than meets the eye. I'm going to be a- Wait…am I a dad or a mom?" Aerith giggled at me.
"Well, I suppose if we are going to be really technical, you're going to be a mommy!"
"OK, now I feel like a total girl…" We both laughed incredulously.
"As much as I love talking about how you've got a really big feminine side, we've got to get down to the serious stuff. You will need to come and see me every few weeks for your check ups and to be on the safe side, I'm going to order a C-Section for you." As Aerith and I discussed my pregnancy, I had nobody else but Axel on my mind. What was the baby going to do without it's father? I felt so scared for the little life inside me.
The Castle That Never Was Dungeon~ Axel's P.O.V.
For about the third day time today, Xemnas pulled out of me. I felt so sore and stiff. I was now officially his sex-puppet until further notice. I needed my friends, I needed Roxas. I had to get out of here! But even I knew that at this moment it was impossible.
"You know, Superior? Saïx is going to get pissed about this."
"How so, Number VIII?"
"He would count this as a crime."
"I'm the Superior. I made the laws. No one can question my actions."
"And have you not noticed the way he's always your right-hand man even though he's only Number VII?"
"He's a good worker."
"One more thing, Superior. You do know that he likes you. Isn't that a crime? The one I committed? The one you committed just now?"
"Refresh my memory."
"Infatuating with an Organization member."
"Then I will discuss this serious matter with Saïx if it means so much to you." He then left the dungeon after dressing himself.
He made me sick. The sooner I get out of here, the better. Roxas, I miss you so much. I'm so sorry that I had to leave. I'm sorry that I lied.
Sora's house~ Sora's P.O.V.
Roxas called me. At the wrong time. I was just about to have a 'very good night' with Riku, until he rang me.
"Sora! You'll never believe it!"
"I already don't!" I was so pissed off that he had interrupted.
"This better be good!"
"I'm somehow pregnant!" Riku was trying to listen in and leaned over too much so I fell off the bed.
"Aggghh!" Thump. I landed on my face and Riku grabbed my phone.
"Roxas, how the hell are you pregnant? You're a guy!"
"Well, thank you, Captain Obvious! Even I didn't have to check my pants for that!" Riku put the phone on loud speaker so I could hear too.
"The doctor I saw today looked through this machine and said I had ovaries, which means when I had sex with Axel-"
"OK! OK! I don't need the details, thanks all the same!"
"Wait a minute, Roxas, if I'm your Somebody, then shouldn't I have ovaries too?"
"Well, Sora, me and you have had sex loads of times and I haven't got you pregnant."
"You're just special then, Roxas."
"OK then, another thing. What am I going to do without the baby's dad?" I had told Riku about Axel and he kept on bugging me to tell Roxas.
"Maybe you should tell him about Axel, Sora. He needs to know!"
"Riku! Shut up!"
"Riku? What are you talking about?"
"I am going to kill you with my Keyblade!" I snarled at Riku.
"Sora!"
"What?"
"What do you know about Axel? Where is he?"
"Axel is going to die, Roxas!" There was utter silence for a moment.
"W-w-what?"
"I rang Axel the day he left and he told me he was dying. I then rang Larxene, she said Axel had committed crimes and was given the death sentence."
"Why didn't you tell me?" he was crying. I could here him.
"What was I supposed to say?"
"So, that's why he took me out that day…"
"This is not good. You're having his baby!"
Roxas' P.O.V.
My thoughts trailed away when an illusion of Axel appeared in front of me. He was chained, bruised and crying.
"Zexion! Come out! I know you're here!"
"Roxas! What's going on?" Sora bellowed down the phone. Zexion revealed himself.
"Roxas, this isn't an illusion. I am showing you where Axel is right now. This is what he is doing this very second." Lexeaus materialized behind me and grabbed my arms.
"And also, Number XIII, that's where you're headed for." They kidnapped me and took me to The Castle That Never Was. And all I could hear just before they took me was Sora screaming:
"ROXAS! ANSWER ME!"
End of chappie.
Me: Oh-ho! A cliffy! I think I shall be evil to you, readers. If you really want to know what happens next, then I demand 20 REVIEWS! Yes! 20! :D
Sora: You'll be waiting one more week in other words. ¬_¬
Me: Don't make me get my Keyblade. I'm a pacifist and I really don't want to use it against you, Sora. It's also question time, folks! ^^ Today's question is:
What are the names of Roxas' two Keyblades that he uses when he fights Sora in The World That Never Was?
Sora: They are so cool…out of all the Keyblades I get, Roxas gets the best ones! :(
Me: Dry your eyes, mate! It's time for us to go anyway. Please review, my dear readers! :D
Sora: See ya!