Just to clarify to everyone, Kisa has a southern Illinois accent, and if you don t know what that is, It s where a hillbilly who is capable of using proper English, and knows how somewhat well, chooses not to and replaces it with slang in order to sound cute. Trust me yall, it works. =)
Omfg this was a lot to type spetially since I m using my grama s stiff keyboard Not used to her word program either so if you find any mistakes of any kind please tell me!
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"Well, I guess I'll just have to be the judge of that."
"Kisa- san ,I warn you not to take me too lightly, I am an akatsuki member."
"Well just how strong can a guy who wears a lollipop mask be? To be honest, you look kind of silly!" She smiled.
He showed off his visible sharingan.
"Dude, what's with the red eyes?"
"Deidera-Sempi, are you sure we want to waste our time on her?"
"Positive. un."
"So Kisa-san, you don't know about kekki-genki?"
"No, what's that?
"Come on, It's a bit hard to explain, but I saw a book about it on the way here. un."
"So you're just gonna leave lollipop the bill?"
"Were the akatsuki, we don t have to pay. un."
"Kay then." She decided not to ask and just go with it.
They walked to the bookstore across the street and left Tobi to pay the bill.
Kisa picked up the book Deidera pointed at.
"So, That s what a kekki-genki is? Hm. Seems a bit complicated the way they put it but whatever."
"And you re not in the slightest bit intimidated? Un."
"No, according to this, I have no reason to fear, sharingan only sees through chakra user s techniques, thus it won t have any effect on me."
"You seem to have picked up on that quickly." Tobi said menacingly.
"Yep, I may not look it, but I m quick as a whip, and sharp as a knife, not much gets by me easily, and I learn very fastly."
"You mean quickly. Un."
"DON T CORRECT ME. I didn t pay much attention in English class okay? Not that big of a deal, Especially since I did well enough to pass elementary middle and high school by the age of eleven."
"You passed school by eleven? "Tobi blurted out, completely eliminating the menacing air around him.
"Yeah, It wasn t that hard, I wasn t even paying attention half the time, just too easy."
"If you re so good at paperwork why didn t you go into it as a career? Un."
"Well, for one, I m thirteen and it s not legal for me to get a job yet and two, I hate paperwork. The very thought of it makes me cringe."
"Why? Un."
"Because there s no spirit to it all, It s all symbols on paper . Now, fighting, that s a totally different thing, you never know what s going to happen, and you have to be on edge for every second of it, and you have to be fast enough to counter and make your next move at the same time, or you lose. I just love it, and I seem to have the talent for it too."
"Just let me ask, have you ever killed anyone before? Un."
"Are you undercover police?" Kisa asked suspiciously.
"No, why?"
"Just to see if I should tell the truth or not. And the answer is yes, many times."
"How many ? un."
"Well, It depends if you count when I black out or not, counting only conscious, about Twenty five , counting blackout, too many to count."
"Blackout? Un."
"Well, Sometimes in the middle of a hard fight, I guess I just lose myself, and I never remember what happened after I wake up, I always win, but I always have this weird drained feeling when I m done, I never get that after other fights. Do you know anything about it?"
"Sorry, no, but I might know a little more if it happens in your fight with Tobi."
"I don t know if it s a good idea to let myself do that, no one has ever lived after my blackouts before. I did finally figure out how to hold myself back a little, but I don t want to hurt anyone who has been nice to me like you guys have."
"Don t worry, that idiot is a lot stronger than you imagine. Trust me, if he wasn t I would have killed him by now. Un."
"No, you don t understand, you can t get away, from what one person said, someone tried to run away, but I got him in the end, He teleported away, and somehow I followed him, or, so that s what the only person who saw me fight like that and lived said anyway."
"The only person who saw and lived? "Tobi answered in a slightly panicked tone.
"Yeah, she was my best friend. She was the only person who didn t fear me." Kisa said sounding depressed.
"Can we talk to her? Un."
"Only if you can talk to the dead." Kisa said somberly. Why are you asking me all this anyway?
"We need fighters for our team, remember? "Tobi pointed out.
"No, What dose my past have to do with it?"
"Everything. I apologize if we pull up some disturbing memories, and I want to tell you that it is okay to cry, but we need to know these things. Un."
'Alright, but we should continue our conversation at the inn, before people start to stare.'"
"Certainly. Tobi responded for Deidera."
"You know, for an idiot, you have some pretty fancy language when your being serious." Kisa laughed.
"Same goes for you Kisa-san." Tobi invisibly smiled, Kisa frowned at him.
"Ha ha. You re so funny. F.Y.I. I use slang and such to sound cute. "
"Yeah, I m sure of that."
"Shut up. Hm. I never could win arguments with idiots."
Deidera was laughing hysterically at that comment.
When they got to the hotel Kisa walked to the front counter exitedly.
"One presidential suite please!"
"I'm sorry Madam but I don't think you could afford that."
"We're with her. Un." Deidera said walking up to the main desk with her.
"Right away Deidera-Sama!" The maneger gave him the door key and didn t even charge him, but he did run away screaming.
"Wow, You guys must be tough to make that guy run away screaming like that."
"Yeah, We re pretty famous, part of our intimidation is the badass robes."
"Definitely. They look awesome. Hey, If I join will I get one?"
"Yep!" Tobi said excitedly.
As soon as they walked into the room Kisa s face lit up at the sight of Two king sized beds, a mini bar, and the amazing 34th floor view from the giant window that took up nearly the whole wall.
"OMFG A MINI-BAR!"
She ran through the room Investigating.
"OMFG! THIS BATHROOM IS BIGGER THAN MY HOUSE!"
"OH MY KAMI! Guys, I ll be in the bath so don t go in the bathroom."
"Kay." "Kay. Un." They both replied at the same time.
About two hours later Kisa came out of the bathroom , completely dry.
"What took so long?" Tobi asked sounding like a idiot.
"Well, first I had to wash all the blood off of myself, then my hair was a bird s nest, and then I got out, but I got in the sauna and I fell asleep and then I had to dry my hair and yeah ..."
"There s a sauna? Un."
"Yep. It s SO nice! And there is a cloths washing machine/dryer in there too! This is the life ..." She said flopping onto the bed next to Deidera.
"Don t get too comfortable, I'm not sharing a bed with you. Un."
"But Dei- kun! I don t want to share a bed with lollipop! I want to sleep next to a hot blonde. " She smiled cutely.
"Fine. But that side is yours and this side is mine. Un. " He was blushing a little.
Tobi changed the channel from the movie Kisa and Deidera were watching.
"HEY! I was watching that!"
" Too bad, now I'm watching this."
"Change it back." She said menacingly.
"No."
"Change it back!" She yelled.
"Make me!"
"Alright then." She jumped to the other bed while Deidera watched them fight.
The first thing Kisa did was try to remove Tobi s mask, he grabbed his mask to hold it on and Kisa grabbed the remote while he wasn t holding it and hopped back to Deidera s bed.
"That s just dirty Kisa- san."
"He he! Now I know you re weakness! He he!" She giggled and changed the channel back.
"Man! You made me miss the good part! Now I don t know if they kissed or not!" She pouted.
"Oh no! Call the police! " Tobi said sarcastically.
"Now Tobi , No need to be so cold to our newest member. Un."
"So I'm in because of that?"
"Yeah. All you had to do was fight Tobi and win, I didn t say when. We head back to base tomorrow. Un."
"Awesome! But I have to pack my things Before we go."
"Umm, okay then. Un."
Okay, so i went through and Re- edited it cuz office 2007 is dumb. So ths is thew edit! PLZ TELL ME IF THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG!
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