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It was either a curse or a blessing.
Of course Haruhi turning into this big, yet tiny pink of mess was the real curse and the blessing couldn't be any more god sent to all the members.
Everyone had counted on Kyouya to take care of everything, to provide logic, support, and the overall backbone of superiority over the club.
But the Shadow King never felt the burden weighing heavily upon his shoulders at the prospect of calling the baby's (real) daddy. He could conjure up so many possible ways to talk things out but he hardly thought—"Hey Ranka-san, you know you're daughter Haruhi? Of course, she's fine, but do you remember that time when you said she was easier to handle when she was a baby? Well congratulations, you'll get a second chance!"
Even he was not buying that.
The dark swirling mass of red medusa hair, and blazing fury eyes that would put an angry beast to shame in his mind-frame was enough to give the raven head goose bumps. While Ranka was lenient with him, this matter was different altogether as he had trusted and put him into responsibility of his daughter's well-being.
He didn't know if that counts preventing her from turning into a baby by a strange lunatic that came out of nowhere.
At least it wasn't him…
That aside, while finding Nekozawa-senpai was of utmost importance and should be on the next of things to do… informing an expecting enrage father was more of a priority, that and getting the baby into new clothes.
Besides, he doubt Tamaki would be able to deliver the news himself as he had offered. The relationship between the pseudo father and the biological one runs deep like a torrent of raging river…and it was not mending up anytime soon. So instead of sending his friend to suicide in which he had proclaimed:
"Kyouya! Mon ami! Let me call daddy for this joyous news! Oh he would be so thrilled!!"
…thrilled enough to kill the blonde, that was for sure.
The Shadow King used Haruhi as a distraction as he pointed to where the twins were already "corrupting" (just so he could spur him to action faster) the toddler, and was greatly relieved as he sprinted away like a dog catching a frisbee.
Returning to his task at hand, the raven head flipped over his phone, pointedly ignoring the members to tend after the child, as his eyes skimmed over a new voice message and raised a brow.
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The baby blinked at the two identical boys before her, bun-bun's wet ears forgotten as she settled it on her lap, large caramel eyes trained on the new people. "Ibii anna atami."
She tilted her head to look up blinking at Mori with her tiny back to him, giving the child support from her wobbling seat. For some reason, the baby became quickly attached (much to Tamaki's chagrin) to the silent senior, and instantly took a liking to Hunny too.
Her small index finger pointed towards the two, as the other clutched bun-bun tighter, as if asking him if she could play. "Ayeem meki atta ayee."
The senior nodded as if in understanding the nonsensical query of the toddler.
"Haruhi!!" Hikaru put his face closer, "Do you like a yellow silk dress?"
"No, no!" Kaoru put an arm around his brother and planted his face near the toddler as the baby pulled back in surprise. "She likes frilly pink ones, I tell you!"
The sudden outburst scared the brunette as she pressed bun-bun in her face and whimpered, almost falling off of Mori's lap as she attempted to roll on her back again. Nuzzling the stuffed animal she sniffed, eying the newcomers warily, and tightening her grip on her toy, as if not wanting to play with them anymore.
Hunny watching the interaction and the twins' crestfallen faces (if there pouts were any clear indication) bounded in a hurry, "Ne! Kao-chan, Hika-chan! Why don't you tell her your names first?"
"Eh?" twin red-heads looked bemused at the green-eyed senior and back to the baby with puzzling faces.
"Just tell her your name!" Hunny smiled encouragingly, "Maybe she'll say it—"
Two red heads dove at a considerable distance in front of the baby. Knowing that Haruhi had always been wary of strangers, (what more as a child?) the twins switched their approaching tactics to something more fitting to endear the child to them.
Caramel eyes blinked, bun-bun over her face, while peeking at them almost shyly, squeezing her own defense tight in her arms, the ears flopping and shading her forehead while the arms effectively puffed her rosy cheeks from the pressure of her grip.
"Hi, Haruhi-chan," Kaoru cooed, using a softer voice and a blithe smile, "Can you say, Kao-ru." The younger twin punctuated while pointing to himself. "Kao-ru."
Lowering her toy she peered out of bun-bun's ears, eyes trained on his fiery red hair. "…Awuu."
"No, no, no, Kao-ru."
"Awuu!" the baby squealed, hands reaching up to the surprised twin, wariness gone in preference to her newfound toy.
"E-eh??" balked at the appalling nickname and the sudden interest of the child, Kaoru leaned back in bemusement.
"I think she wants you to hold her." Mori blinked up at the younger twin.
"Aww! That's unfair!" Hikaru pouted as the toddler was gently place on Kaoru's lap, bun-bun held tightly on her side while she bounced on his leg, trying to reach his bright hair.
"Tell her your name Hika-chan!" Hunny urged, giggling as the toddler incidentally slapped "Awuu's" face, trying to grasp a lock of his hair, as the red-head tried his best to keep the baby from falling out of his lap, awkwardly smiling, yet didn't miss the warm feeling of a baby in his arms.
Haruhi was never the touchy type, so this feeling of being touched and explored by her baby form was amusing...if not, cute.
"Alright!" Hikaru turned to his brother and gently prodded bun-bun from the baby's grip to catch her attention. Predictably enough, her hold tightened, momentarily distracted the baby as large caramel eyes turned and blinked in confusion at the same-looking person. "Awuu?"
"Nope, nope!" Hikaru grinned. "Hi-ka-ru." he jammed a thumb on his chest, and slowly repeated his name, "Hi-ka-ru."
Haruhi blinked and looked up at Kaoru, "Awuu natte teeki deda." Then back at Hikaru with a pointed finger. "Awuu ayey nene?"
"No, I'm Kaoru." The younger red head pointed to himself, "That's Hikaru, he's my gorgeous twin brother."
"Yep! That's right Haruhi!" Hikaru nodded with a large smile, "I'm Hi-ka-ru."
The toddler pursed her lips at the amount of sounds and syllables it sounded but nodded as if contemplating eyes blinking up on his shock of red hair. "…Ikawu."
"That's right!" Hunny clapped while Haruhi rejoiced at the new name, the twins could only sigh in defeat at their attempts to save their massacred names.
But for once oddly enough, the twins usual mischief was not present. Whether it was by distraction or not, they just couldn't argue against an adorable and innocent response of a child now could they?
"Awuu eta Ikawu babi edaa toki," Haruhi managed between her head turning from side-to-side and settled the elder red head. She grinned up at him and fisted her hands in delight as she held up bun-bun in offering of her new found friends.
"Baaba, ayey dede ibaa meki."
"That's so sweet!" Kaoru couldn't contain the tears of joy (from absolute cuteness) of the baby as he nuzzled her face just like before.
Hikaru bent lower to mimic his brothers' actions and rubbing the rosy cheeks, not minding the patches of drool and cake in preference to imprint themselves with the baby's cuteness.
Mori and Hunny stood in contentment, knowing keeping the baby was a good decision.
And much to the toddler's delight, her distraction paid off as she quickly took hold of Hikaru's red locks in a tight grip and began pulling at it with vigor.
"Oww! Dammit! Her grimy hands are ripping my hair! Kaoru get her off!" Hikaru whined as Haruhi giggled in response, fingering the loose hair and patting its softness, fisting a handful as she was ready to put it in her mouth for a taste—
"Halt! You fiends!!" Tamaki came bounding in view disentangling the baby's grip from Hikaru's hair none too gently and swiping the surprised Haruhi in his arms. "How dare you doppelgangers manipulate my innocent—"
Haruhi squirmed in his arms, looking up at the new intruder with alarm…
…and promptly cried.
First it was just an uncomfortable wiggle, then it turned to a full-blown blubber as she turned away from him, hands reaching towards Mori.
"Way to go, tono." Hikaru glared at him as they patted the baby's back.
Mori instantly took the baby from Tamaki's limp grasp and made soothing circles in her shoulder as the toddler hiccupped, clutching on her bun-bun and stuffing herself deep into its fluffiness.
"But-but-but--!"
"Apparently, Haruhi doesn't like you in her baby form either." Kaoru added more salt on the wound.
The blonde instantly went to his corner and planted his infamous mushrooms, complete with a straw hat and a white sarong to cover his face. The complete and utter rejection of his baby daughter had stabbed him painfully in the heart in more ways than one, leaving him speechless and immobile to form his (suddenly) patch of ground with mushrooms.
"Aww! It's okay Tama-chan!" Hunny tried to console the baby-snatcher (as the twins had dubbed) and patted his head. "I'm sure Haru-chibi was just scared! She'd like it if you tell her your name first!"
"Re-re-really?" a light of hope bubbled from his darkened cloud as Tamaki wiped his hands free of dirt.
"Uh-huh!" green eyes agreed, as he bobbed his head.
"Oh thank you, Hunny-senpai! With you by my side I can defeat those evil devils!!"
The twins raspberried back and chorused, "Haruhi doesn't like you!!"
"Preposterous! As her father she had inherited the same traits as I!!" and the king was revived—"She had fair, milky skin! Dark swirling orbs of chocolate, cute baby lips, luscious, soft hair! All the fine qualities of a Tamaki Jr.!!"
Oh, oh yeah—glitters showered and roses dotted every corner of the room as light enhancements and invisible billowing wind featured his declaration.
…
"…Kadee itta neene…" the toddler looked at the man in wonder, fervently clutching to Mori.
"Yeah, he's an idiot, alright." Hikaru nodded.
A sharp click of a phone shutting effectively cut off everyone's current hullabaloo and turned to the person in question. And from the looks of it…it can't be good.
Kyouya Ootori could not determine whether it was a curse or a blessing…
…They were doomed either way.
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Ouran Blues ((Take Two)): Naming Daddies
Putting the baby back on the couch as they all arranged in a circle, the boys started to get their names straight from the baby.
"Okay, Haruhi! Say haa-nee." The blonde senior uttered his name slowly, waving bun-bun in his hands as a price.
"…anee." The baby gurgled.
"Alright! Now say: Kao-ru."
She scrunched her face momentarily, "Awuu…"
"Good! Good!" she eyed the stuffed rabbit, "Okay, now say: Hi-ka-ru."
"Inee, neba taki ayey!" she pouted, reaching up for bun-bun.
"No, no, say Hi-ka-ru, first!"
Knowing that she won't get her price as long as she didn't know what they asked of her, the toddler complied, "Ikawu."
"Next! Say Takashi's name!!" Hunny squealed as the baby sputtered at the name.
"Mori." The dark-haired senior offered as the baby blinked up at him and smiled. "Mowee."
"My lovely daughter!! Expressing such ingenuity and progress!" Tamaki beamed, "Mother! Our child truly had been born combined with our beauty and sharp mind!"
"Leave me out of this, Tamaki."
"Very well! You shall call me, daddy and," the blonde tugged the raven head forward, "And this is mommy!"
Kyouya glared at him.
"Taki!" Haruhi clapped, then turning owlish caramel eyes to the Shadow King, "Mammi!"
The temperature in the room dropped, and an evil shadow took over Kyouya's aura.
"Taki abba boo yatte mammi!"
The twins quickly ran for the nearest exit, while Mori took the baby and his cousin to a safe distance.
"Kyouya! She said 'mommy!'" the oblivious idiot grinned at his own grave.
"As I heard." glacier and snow filled the raven head's tone.
Someone was going to die tonight.
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Ahh…poor, poor Kyou-chan! XD just a dose of revenge on his part giving little Haru-chan debts nyahahah I am too evil for this! I'm sorry if you guys were expecting Ranka and the decision of which house Haru-baby will stay in, but I promise that all will be answered in the next chappie! (hopefully)! And babies…have really hard time saying their 'r's.' It's twue! Whoops! XDXD BTW any of you sees/kag fans, I got a new fic post up, so come and check it out too!:) :3
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