Chapter 3

Believe it or not the story was comparatively good until now…

WHAT DID I SYA ABOYT FLKAMING BICHES! (Translation: Hi it's lovely to see you all again.) ITS MY STORY iLL TELL IT HOW I WNAT TIS REALLY GOODX IF YOU DONT THINK SO THEN FUK YOU!11111 (Translation: I value your honest feedback and offers of help.) AND ANOTHER THING RUBY IS NUT A MARY SUE SHE IS A COMPLICATED PERSON WHO IS MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYPONE ELSE K!1 (Wow, being better than everyone else is the opposite of Mary-sue!) ANYWAY I GOT TO LEVEL 60 ON FIRE RED YESTERDY SO I KNOW WHat im talkign abot! (What are you talking about?) 1111 Anyway here is some more sotry fofr my fans. (Let the lies begin.)

I wnet into the forrest outside town and a girl ran up to me. (Suddenly a wild girl appeared!) "OMG ruby they are throwing a party for you!"

"WTF!" i said happlily (Says the girl who can only spk txt tlk.)

"Ya its in the next town. " the girl ran away excited to see me coz i was already famous for pokemon training. (You've been training for only a few hours. This is very Un-Sue-like.) Suddenly... a Articoono appeared. I gasped. Itwas not the normal blue but rad (Radical!) with gold tips on its wings and a whiote head. I threw a pokeball!... (Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot…)

The ball stopped wiggling and it was caught!11111

I could not belive it. (Are you really that surprised?) Articoono was mine it was a a legend like me. (Yep, you are a legend alright. Impressive. Your first pokemon was not only a rare Legendary, it was also Shiny)

I went to the party. It was outside Virginin city. there were 300 people there and they wnated my autograpgs. I got dressed up in a red segin party dress with black streeks in my hair just like katy perry in Las vegas cideo. I did my hair up in a cool sideways ponytair so my hair fell into my blue eyes. I put in siver earrings that looked like fifre and did my makeup with red eyeshadow and likstick. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU ARE WEARING!) Suddenly a girl ran up to me "OMG ruby they are throwing a party for you!"

"WTF!" i said happlily (I'm having a sudden de ja vu moment…)

"Ya its in the next town. " the girl ran away excited to see me coz i was already famous for pokemon training. I went. I came to the party there were so many pople there. Sudden;ly i saw Gary. (Suddenly a wild Gary appeared!) he was lokking extremy hot and sexah with his lung (Lung: Vital organ of the body.) brown hair falling into his green eyes and i could tell he thoufght i was hot to.

"You look very hot ruby he said sexily." ("Always end your spoken sentences with I said" By the way "sexily" is not a word.)

"No i dont the other girls are like hotter than me with nice bobs (Bobs are in!) nd everything."

"I dont like the other girls they are such fukking sluts." (I suppose you screwed them all to be sure, eh Gary?) Said gary in a low sexy voice that was all serioous. He was wearing a Linkin Park t-shit with ripped up jeans that were black and a (… the mystery of the missing sentence.)

"Do want a battle." Gary moaned (*snort*)

"Ok" I sighed. (Go away dirty thoughts)

I came outside. (*snigger* oh stop it.) "GO Pikafire!"

Gary threw up a ball (vomit!) "Go sqaurter!" (Diarrhea attack!)

(Dun dun dun… the epic battle begins now!)

Sqaurter attacke Pikafire but Pikafie doged. "USe elceticf fire!" I screamed.

PIKKKKAAAA!1111111111111

Squarter fell down dead. (oh, that was quick.) Gary stated to cry. "You bich you lkilled myu pokem on! he screamed and ran away. (Gary was so upset he became OOC and lost the ability to talk properly.)

I got $334 for winning and used it to buy some more pokeballs and potions at the tiny store. (I thought you were supposed to be sensitive.) There was also a clothes shop and I wnet in but the sales girl ran u[p to me and tripped and fell on her fatr face! (Random character alert!) "HI I'm susan forrester." said the blond bimbo slut. (SUSUAN I FUKING H8 U BITCH!) (Ah the classic use of fiction to get even with real-life enemies.)

"FUCK OFF I SCREAMED" (Ruby felt the need to yell out the fact she screamed.)

SUsan stared at me retareded and the screamed and ran away. I left the shp coz it was full of fuking nana and pink clothe andblouses and gay crap. (You sound very fun and happy!)

Suddenly Gary appeared. (Again a wild Gary appeared!)""You look very hot ruby he said sexily." (Again Gary felt the need to state the fact he had just spoken.) Do you want to be my grilfried?" (You killed my only pokemon, I will grill and fry you Ruby!)

I gasped. (Seriously is gasping all you can do?)

AN: besyt chapa eva! (Chapa is not short for chapter and no it was the WORST so far.) pls reveiw my fans ands i need names for other trainers coz youll see why in my next chapa! (Actually she never explains why.)

Okay… I need some brain-bleach. And it gets worse. *Sigh* I liked Pokemon as a kid. Ruby stop butchering everything I love!

Lord Seavar out.