...Hello all :P So sorry it has taken this long to upload this chapter but my muse decided that not only does she not like Yullen anymore bt she also hates DGray-man... that and I'm satans follower or something :X. O0o0oH well - I finally finished it and although not as long as I'd hoped or detailed, I hope you enjoy! :D & Thankx you for the reviews and addZ!*glomps*

Disclaimer = I do not own DGray-man :'(, for it belongs to the amazing Katsura Hoshino.

CHAPTER 2 – MOYASHI?

Finally, the weekend had arrived!

Normally this would bring joy to Ravi, but not this time. Allen though, was quite thrilled about the reason to Ravi's party free weekend. Firstly, because it gave him time make sure his plan, to get the foolish red head and his boyfriend back together, was fool proof and secondly to explain it thoroughly to the above mentioned, so he didn't mess up. AGAIN!

Allen got up and out of bed ready for what was bound to be an eventful day. Walking over to his dresser, Allen pulled out a white over sized dress shirt and black short shorts (yes, you know, the ones that are generally found in the female section – don't judge), and quickly stripped before heading to take a quick shower.

=X=

Allen was making his way to the kitchen, when a loud continuous banging sounded at his front door. This meant only one thing…

"ALLEN- KUN!" Ravi.

"COMING." Allen made his way to the front door. As he began to unlock the door, he started to wonder if doing so was such a good idea.

Ravi tended to be quite overbearing when he was in one of his 'happy-happy' moods, but then again- the white head had to admit- he was no better himself when he was experiencing his own version of said 'happy-happy' mood.

Having unlocked the door, Allen started to make his way back to the kitchen, aware that Ravi was already shutting the door behind him.

"Moe… Allen-kun please tell me your plan."

Allen felt his eye twitch, doesn't get any for a couple of nights and he's already whining like it's the end of the world, sheesh.

"Tyki's been giving me the cold shoulder for the whole week now, and I don't know how much longer I can take before I say something."

Not a second after the words left his mouth, Ravi found himself backed up against the kitchen countertop, while a clearly irritated Allen stood inches from his face. "Don't you dare, Ravi!" Allen warned, poking the red head in the chest with a spatula. "If you say anything, I will defiantly not tell you my plan to get you two hard heads back together. Got it?"

Thinking it the safest move, Ravi simply nodded his head.

"Good. Now," Allen started, while moving back to the stove where he had two pieces of French bread cooking, "do you want one or two?"

"Two pwease," Ravi grinned. "So, when are you going to tell me this oh so lovely plan ne?"

"Soon, promise." Allen sighed, turning to face Ravi, plate in hand. "So for now, here you go – two slices of French bread, with cheese toping and tomato sauce on the side. I won't be a minute, TV is on," the white head stated while making his way back to the stove.

Ravi smiled thankfully and Allen, "you got it! Now, don't be loooong or I'll be forced to start snooping around. No matter what you say, one day you will be careless, and when that day comes, I will find out where you hide your porn- eep!" Ravi stared at the knife now embedded into the wall… an inch from his face.

"Ravi…"

Feeling the glare burning into his back, Ravi decided leaving the kitchen may just increase his chance of living a long, healthy life, "Ha...haha...right, TV."

Allen shook his head, turning back to finish his own breakfast.

Even though Ravi was his best friend, he couldn't even begin to imagine the amount of patience Tyki must hold to be able to date him. As must as Allen loved Ravi, there was no way in hell he would go out with him – even if only for a night. The redhead was known for his lack of tact, forgetfulness and the fact that he had no sense of time to speak of - Allen was constantly having to remind Ravi when he had important meetings, when what assignment are due… It's exhausting.

Allen sighed, putting the pan in the sink. Honestly, I'm always getting Ravi out of trouble… not that I have anything better to do anyway. I just wish he wouldn't mess up as much as he does, or at least show some responsibility when he does. Allen grabbed his plate, knife and fork, and headed to join Ravi – who was no doubt watching cartoons.

Oh who am I kidding, Allen thought as made his way round the coffee table. Ravi's been like this since he was little; it would take something big to make him change how he is.

Allen placed his plate on the table and sat down, glancing at his foolish friend, who was now spilling bits of food everywhere, laughing at something the coyote did.

Smiling, Allen just shook his head again. Oh well, better get some food in - it's going to be a long day. It takes forever before Ravi starts to take the plans I come up with seriously.

=X=

Later that day, after spending most of the morning relaying his plan to Ravi, Allen decided that a long walk was in order.

He couldn't help but worry about his friend. For the first time ever, his plan was riding solely on the fact that Tyki could not resist Ravi at his weakest…and cutest. If Ravi lied about what happened the other night, and in actual fact royally fucked up – excuse my French – then there is no way the plan will pull through.

Not paying attention to his surrounding Allen just kept on walking aimlessly, at least that was until he walked into something pretty solid, only to fall flat on his bum. Boy did he wish that something was a wall after that – clearly life was pmsing.

In front of Allen stood a man who, in all truth, was quite possibly the hottest guy he had ever seen. He was tall with a slight tan, lean but perfectly toned body. Broad shoulders and black-blue waist length hair, that was tied back neatly. What struck him the most were the man's eyes – at first glance one would say a dull grey but the longer Allen stared he found they were actually more of an ice blue.

Regardless, one thing was for sure, those mysterious eyes were currently glaring down at Allen.

"Watch where you're going, Moyashi."

For a second time stopped in Allen's mind – whoever this was had a voice to match his fine body…

Wait… Moyashi? Oh hell no…

A/N: So... there you :) I know I know, I'm sure you were hoping for more Kanda - & I was meant to let ya'll in on the plan - but I figured I rather make that a scene in the next chapter xD Please let me know what you think ne~