Yes it's another chapter of the fabulous story; Verus Diligo. Ok maybe I'm exaggerating there but enough of my idiotic (egotistical) notes. By the way, this is based on a deviantart comic by Dichana so all credit goes to her.

Here goes nothing :Gulp:

Disclaimer: "Can I say it?" "Sure Harry" "She doesn't own it"

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Draco woke up from a great nights sleep. He stretched and yawned happily. He got out of bed and noticed that Harry was already up. Draco smiled warmly, it was their anniversary tommorow.

Draco got dressed quickly and walked through their flat to the kitchen. He looked at the ground as he stopped in the doorway noticing some crumbs on the floor, 'Note to self: clean that later.' Draco's eyes started to travel upwards when he saw someone he didn't recognize.

The girl stood at the counter stirring something, she was very pretty from behind. Her long slender legs ended in short shorts which joined to a tight pink tank top. Her creamy neck was topped with…messy black hair? "Who in Merlin's name are you?" Draco asked bewildered. She turned and smiled brightly at him. "Silly Dray, it's me Harri, pancakes okay for breakfast?" he nodded dumbly. She had green eyes and glasses. Harry! "Are you ok Dray?" she asked coming towards him, everything bounced enticingly. "Yes I'm fine sweetheart!" Draco said happily kissing her.

AHH! Draco woke up in a cold sweat, "What the heck? I was acting nice? Harry was a girl? But that means that I…and he…and we…..oh shit!" Draco raced out of bed and sprinted through the house. He found Harry on the patio, leaning against the rail watching clouds.

Draco ran up to him and unbuttoned his shirt, "Didn't you get enough of me last night Dray?" "Good, no boobs" Draco mumbled. "Why would I have breasts?" Harry asked confused, "I keep telling you to lay off the twinkies before bed" Draco felt Harry's chest, "I don't have boobs Draco!"

Draco just stared at him,

"…"

"I'm gonna need to check for round feminine hips"

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Thank you Dichana! You rock my socks! R&R and go see dichana's art!