Disclaimer: I do Not own Naruto or Uglydolls.

Chapter 3

The ground shook, as if there was an earthquake.

"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Tobi cried.

Then, it stopped.

They looked around, and saw that nothing had been destroyed, so they went back to what they were doing.


In the room that all the ugly dolls that had been found were being kept, an arm twitched…

Then, as if they were one, they all leapt up and started dancing towards the door, all chanting (or singing, whatever you wanna call it) ...

"We love you!"


The Akatsuki were having tea again, when all of a sudden…

"I love you!"

They all spit their tea out on each other, coughing and spluttering.

"What did you say Kisame?!"

" I didn't say anything!!"

"Then who said…that?!"

They all shrugged.

"I love you!"

"It came from the basement!"

"That's where those ugly dolls are…"

"Let's go check it out!"

Deidara and Itachi went down to the basement because Tobi was crying and Kisame was sucking his thumb.

It was dark, a little too dark, so Itachi fell down the stairs (even with his Sharingan, stairs can beat Itachi any day!)!

"OW! OH AH OW! DANG IT! OW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" Yelled Itachi.

"Are you okay?" asked Deidara when he finally made it to bottom.

"Yeah I'm fi-" He didn't continue. He was staring at the army of Uglydolls coming their way chanting: "I love you!" very loudly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He shrieked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Deidara yelled back.

"THEY'RE GONNA EAT US!!"

"OR WORSE, HUG US TO DEATH!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

One hour later…

"Kisame, let's go check on them. They've been gone for more than an hour!" Tobi cried.

"O-ok…"

Clutching on each other's arms, they carefully made their way to the basement. It was so dark, that they Tobi took out his magic wand and said 'Give us LIGHT!' and it made the room darker…

"Tobi, the light switch is right here."

"Oh."

Kisame flicked the light on, and what they saw would make a full-grown man go home crying to his mommy.

They saw… Deidara's eye scope.

And an army of dolls so ugly, that they screamed.

And, two of those dolls looked…. exactly...like Itachi and Deidara…

The lights flickered, and then they finally went out…

The last thing either of them heard, was…

"I love you!"

THE END