First off happy new year, and my birth day is or was January the third depending on when this latest chapter is released. Please let me know if you have any ideas, thoughts I'm not judging i just want to know what you think i should add.
The Pirate misfits, and the Magnificent 10 continue to search for treasure, either by looting, digging for buried treasure chest, sunken ships with treasure etc... Along the way they ran into mermaids who weren't the type looking for a mate, more like a meal. They fought against the devilfish, Steven uses his shield to block the seaweed whips luanched at the him, Connie grabs the whip and hoast the mermaid up on to the ship, San fough fiver mermaids cutting three of them into sushi, Ashitaka couldn't kill women regardless them being half fish though he did hurt them a bit, Lion and Yakul were back to back, Star and Marco fought the she-fish-devils, keeping them off the ship. They were losing men so the Pirate Captain turns the ship around. It was a close call losing 6 member poor souls.
The next try they dug up buired treasure only to be the guarded by living skeletons. Ashitaka and Steven were back-to-back sword and shield, one skeleton tries to cut their heads off until a grabbing hook wraps around his spine, he turns to see Mabel and Dipper tugging the rop, the skeleton nots no, the twins nod yes then pulls the spine off the skeleton. As the pirates aid against the skeleton army, the Albino pirate and the pirate closer-to-being-a-chair were pushing to chest on to the ship, as the Pirate Captain facing three skeletons one on his right two on his left, he plunges the left skeleton's sword into two right skeletons. As a fourth one charges at him the Pirate Captain kicks it in the croch even though he doesn't have that body part anymore he feels the pelvis. After defeating the skeletons and losing 9 members of the crew and retrieving the chest only to find a British currency of 5 pounds, (to anyone who knows Britain currency whats a pound equal to American currency?). They even were about to raid a rich ship until it calls for help by the British navy so they retreated. They were being followed till Star uses her wond to invincible spell to save their skins. They began to sail to another location, till the reach Blood Island. Pirate Captain says as he looks through spy glass: "Ah, Blood Island. Its the exact shape of some blood."
The ship enters the harbor even backs up crashing into a man on a boat, who tried to row out of the way only to but too late and crushed him but still alive. Two pirates drop the draw bridge onto the dock even on the same man they crushed.
The Pirate Captain with Polly on his shoulder, walks in town on Blood Island along with Number 2, the Albino Pirate, Pirate with a gout and Curvaceous Pirate. Steven, San, Ashitaka, Connie, Mabel and Nadia went along too. The Captain cuts in line to get a sign in sheet, for Pirate of the year. He checks the parts of applications and says them out loud: "Booty check. Beard luxuriant, obliviously du." Pirate with a Gout says: "You're a shoe in sir." The Albino adds: "I bet my face on you." The Pirate Captain asks his first mate: "Should i write in blood for dramatic?" Number 2 says: "A bit on the show off side." Mable says eagerly: "Do it Captain, please, please, please, I'LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!" She exclaims showing her arm.
They all laughed of Mabels devotion, they knew she means well but their good time was cut too short when a black man who has a golden tipped end Pegleg. The man shouts: "Lock up your daughters!" He laughs hard, as he slames a large bag of Spanish Dabloons: "Pegleg Hestings, back from plundering the Spanish Main! This will get me pirate of the year!" The Pirate Captain's bag even though its a medium, its small compared to Pegleg's who still laughing.
Number 2 says: "Don't worry sir, he's all flash no bang." He spoke too soon, for an explosion from the outside wall came from a woman who blows smoke, from a cannon. She walks in, to show shows a beautiful woman. The Albino Pirate says: "Cutlass Lizz!" The Pirate with a Gout continues: "The butcher of Barbados." As Lizz sexily walks in and says: "Hello boys. If you're still wondering if I'm still deadly as I am beautiful." She pulls out her sword and stabs a man. "Well I am." She walks to the end twards the bar, Pegleg says to the female pirate captain: "Cutlass! You trollop." Cutlass responds: "Pegleg you pile of squid bait." She pulls out a diamond the size of a football. "Check it out lubbers, the world's larges Diamond!" She pulls her sword out and points to the pirate of the year trophie. "That baby's got my name on it." Number 2 still looking on the bright side: "She dosen't even have a beard." Connie adds: "Yeah, it can't get any worse than it is now, can it?" Soon the pub began to shake like an earthquake, some pirates body parts such as teeth or a eye fell out and into a pins if grog. The Pirate Captain and Number 2 walk to the hole and see a whale jumping out of the ocean and land in the hole where Lizz made, it opens its mouth to show a pirate named Black Bellamy, the whole pub cheers for him as Pirate Captain says: "Ho, Nepturns brimy pants." Black Bellamy spins two pistols and fires at the uvula of the whale which causes it to puck out treatrue. Black Bellamy: "(Roar)! Read it and wheep!" He lands between Pegleg and and Lizz and continues: "This will make me Pirate of the year, again. How's it going? Grog on the house!" The people cheers for the third and final captains. The Albino Pirate says: "Wow, we are rubish compared to them."
The Pirate Captain saw any and all hopes of winning are gone, so he waddles up the sign in sheet and tosses it, Polly eats it and swallows it. Pirate Captain says: "We should, go. I got somethings to untangle." So as he, his crew carfully walks out, but the three captains saw Pirate Captain. Black Bellamy: "Pirate Captain?" The Pirate Captain sharply hissed and turns to them actinu casual: "Oh, hello Bellamy, Pegleg, Cutlass. Didn't know you were in." Soon after a moment of luaghing at him, Black Bellamy says: "Come on, come on. So hows pirating going with you?" Pirate Captain answers: "You know, plundering, pillaging, every now and again." Cutlass Lizz says: "If you been plundering so much, you would have gotten gold you could get a better ship than that wreck." Everyone laughs at the state of his ship which is falling apart. Pegleg adds: "Or raise your worth on the wanted poaster." The wanted poaster is the Pirate Captain depressed and worth only 12 dabloons. Before they could continue Polly coughs up the wodded sign up sheet, that flew into Black Bellamy's right eye, who responds: "Ah! C-come on!" Pegleg with a pin of grog in his hand says: "Now that is disgusting."
Black Bellamy pulls the wod and unfoilds it to see the Pirate Captain's application. Black Bellamy chuckles and says: "You're signing up for Pirate of the year?" After hearing everyone besides the Pirate Captain's crew laughs at him, some laughed so hard they broke their chairs and fell. "Did they change the rules? I thought they gave to the pirate with the most loot, now the give to the guy with fatest parrot?"
The Pirtae Captain argues as he puts Polly on his shoulds: "She's not fat, she's just big bone!" Black Bellamy disagrees: "She's fat dude. And do you really think you can win Pirate of the year?" Everyone still laughs till Steven says: "What do you know? At least he tries his best, while you haven't." Mable adds: "Yeah, puts his heart, sweat, blood, tears and other fluids." Ashitaka says: "Your over confidence will be your down fall. The bigger they are the harder they fall." Black Bellamy says: "You new crew members got spunk, you should join our crew. Especially you dark skinned girl with a blue jewle." Nadia says: "I'm good where I am." Black Bellamy: "Alright if you wanna be in last place." After that the whole pub still laughs at that Pirate Captain till finally snaps and takes the sign in sheet and became a contender for Pirate of the year and says: "Get ready I'm gonna beat you three we'll see who gets the last laugh!" As the Captain and his crew and members of the Magnificent 10 besides Ashitaka leaves everyone burst out laughing harder the whole island laughs. Ashitaka stayed behids locking the doors, and says: "You shouldn't make fun of my Captain. Sure he's not the brightest on the seven seas, but he dose try. And now you're all gonna pay."
Cutlass Lizz says: "Hu kid, theres one of yoh twenty of us." Ashitaka reanswers: "Having one arm with the strength if twenty men evens out the odds." So every pirate in the pub grabs their swords, knifes, fire-arms, briken glass bottle, etc... but for ten minutes, Ashitaka leaves the pub but the pirates were beaten up, one hanging from the ceiling.
So the crew sets sail, with three empty chests. Pirate Captain says: "Now then lets fill these chest with sparkling booty." Mable, Star, Steven giggle after hearing "booty". They come across, a ship and disable it, the Pirate Captain, with a rop to swing on to the other ship and says: "Alright lads, watch and leadn." He swings on to the ship.
He lands on the deck and says: "Ah! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold." However this wasn't the kind of ship he hoped. One of the passangers says: "Gold? This is a plague boat old man, i give my right arm for some gold." Soon his left arm falls off that frighten him. "Or my left." The plauger man laughs.
Soon the ship began a new hunt for gold, this time on another ship. Pirate Captain says: "Alright miner hiccup, this time payday." Steven yells: "Go get em!" He dose the same thing on the previous ship and says: "Ah! I'm the Pirate Captain! And I'm here for your gold!" This ship wasn't what he'd hoped again, it was a school ship. A boy says: "Geography field trip."
Another ship he boarded another ship but this one was...disurbing. The Pirate Captain says: "I'm the Pirate Captain..." He stops in mid sentence, to see the passangers naked censored by objects. One passanger says: "Naturists."
The last ship he boarded, skipping to the point: "I'm the Pirate Captain blah, blah, blah gold." He said dully and staried at the crew who weren't what he expected... again. One of the crew stated: "Ghost ship." Both he and the other crew says: "Oooh." The ship and crew fades away, one of the ghost says: "Sorry." The Captain falls into the sea after the ship disappears.
No luck of getting gold the Captain filling depsressed retreats into his captains quarters, Number 2 walks into, his Captain's room and disguces about the pirate game. He walks in seeing the Captain with a mug, with coffee and cookies. Number 2 says: "Um... sir, how you holding up?" The Pirate Captain says: "You know, I've been thinking of retireing from and... go into saling baby cloths. I hear there's a fortune cause babies grow fast." Number 2 was shocked and says: "Sir you can't give up beging a pirate. The crew would be lost without you. I mean that pirate of the year is just commercialized nonsense. Being a pirate isn't about the amount of booty you have it's about fighting backwards with sword or adventure itself, you're the best thing thats happen since 'boiled in the bag ham'. And for the original crew members they all got that tattoo on their bodies. And our ten new couple members and their animal companions been through new thick and thin. And Lion, Waddles, Yakul and King love Polly like a friend. We've been on numerous adventures, like with those Aztex, that pig, mermaids, that army of skeletons, or... maybe not with that library. But the fun we've had. There's a premeeting of the Pirate of the year, the Pirate King going to announce a special surpise. Besides you're more of a pirate than Bellamy and all those others combined." The Pirate Captain jumps put of his seat and exclaims: "Lets go to that premeeting! And on the way let's find some treaure!" He states as he thrust his sword up to the ceiling stabbing someone in the foot who yells: "Ow!"
So the Captain rushes out his quaters and orders: "Alright lads and lasies! There's a premeeting for Pirate of the year is in two days, plenty of time to find treasure!" So the crew and Magnificent 10 goes to theor post and begin to search for treasure.
This is the last chapter for the year wait till next year please leave reviews ideas etc... wait till they reach the Mysterious island i hope you did watch the Journey 2 the Mysterious Island and Kong Skull Island before you read this.