Pre-Note: As i re-read this i found that this chapter was kind of boring (kinda of ramblish) but nonetheless i hope you like it as much as the others.

20 of the most famous Mario based survivors going head to head to win 1 million coins!

Welcome to MARIO SURVIVOR.

Previously on MARIO SURVIVOR:

The contestants Pokemon Knowledge was tested.

Master Hand: Okay for today's challenge, it's a trivia challenge about Pokemon

And the Red and Pink Team excelled.

Master Hand: The answer is 493 so Red Team gets another point and wins. Since it is a 3- way tie the second closest comes in second. Pink Team comes in second.

Birdo's sexual interests were revealed.

Birdo: I'm Gay.

And Diddy and Goomba were blindsided at tribal council.

GREEN TEAM CAMP

Yoshi: You okay Dixie, Diddy said some really mean things.

Dixie Kong: Ya I'm fine, thanks Yoshi. Did you know your really handsome.

Dixie Kong and Yoshi start making out.

Birdo: I'm gay

(Secret Interview D.K.)

Dixie and Yoshi make a gross couple, I hate to say it but I might have to work with the gay wad.

PINK TEAM CAMP

Pianta: (To noki) Did the princesses try to brainwash you.

Noki: I'm sorry Pianta but you better hope we win.

Pianta: What if I told you I had the idol.

Noki: Really!

Pianta: You might find out too late.

(Later)

Noki: (To Daisy and Peach) I think Pianta might have the idol.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Master Hand: Welcome Teams, as you can see Diddy and Goomba were voted off last time.

Mario: (To the red team) We have to win!

Master Hand: Before the immunity challenge we have a twist.

Bowser: What the hell?

Master Hand: Drop your buffs.

Everyone drops their buffs

Master Hand: Daisy, your buff not your dress

Luigi: WOW that's hot.

Master Hand: Now that that is out of the way lets pick new teams but this time there will be 2 teams. The two new captains will be Mario and Bowser.

Mario/Bowser: Okay?

Master Hand: You will take turns picking people from the other team. We will first demolish the green team. Mario pick someone.

Mario: Yoshi

Master Hand: Now Bowser pick two people.

Bowser: Donkey Kong and Birdo.

Master Hand: Okay Mario you get Dixie Kong.

Yoshi: Yay!

Master Hand: Okay next the Pink Team, Bowser your first.

Bowser: The cutie Peach.

Peach: Gross, I veto.

Master Hand: Sorry Peach you can't veto that's some crappy reality show like Big Brother. Now Mario pick two people from the pink team.

Mario: I'm gonna pick Noki and Daisy.

Master Hand: Bowser you get Pianta.

Master Hand: Now you will each pick two people from the other captains orginal team.

Bowser: I pick Waluigi and Luigi

Mario: I pick Bowser Junior and Dry Bones

Master Hand: Okay here are the new teams.

RED TEAM - Mario, Yoshi, Dixie Kong Noki, Daisy, Bowser Junior, Dry Bones, and Wario.

BLACK TEAM – Bowser, Donkey Kong, Birdo, Peach, Pianta, Waluigi, Luigi, Magikoopa.

Master Hand: Okay instead of the immunity challenge we did this so that means both tribes are going to tribal council.

RED TEAM CAMP.

Mario: Welcome, I have a feeling we are going to be a great team.

Dry Bones: Oh just shut the fuck up you picked a terrible team.

Mario: Let's just be positive okay.

(Secret Interview Mario)

"I think Dry Bones is negative and should go."

BLACK TEAM CAMP

Waluigi: (To Bowser, D.K, Pianta, and Magikoopa) We should vote out Luigi.

Bowser: No he's too strong, we should vote out Birdo he's too gay.

D.K: No it won't work the author said he won't let the gay guy go this early.

Bowser: Isn't Birdo a girl?

D.K: Okay gay girl

Bowser: Can girls be gay.

D.K: Ugh just pick someone else.

Bowser: Well the only other would be Peach and…

Pianta: YES! Peach.

Bowser: No.

D.K: I have to agree with Pianta. Sorry.

Bowser: You'll be sorry.

RED TEAM CAMP

Dry Bones: (To Bowser Junior, Noki, and Wario) Lets vote out Mario because he's bossy and picked a crappy team.

(On the other side of the island)

Mario: (To Yoshi, Dixie Kong, and Daisy) Lets vote out Drybones because he's negative and not really strong or smart.

BLACK TEAM CAMP

Bowser: (To non-revealed people) We have four people lets vote out D.K.

TRIBAL COUNCIL (RED TEAM)

Master Hand: Welcome Red Team, lets talk about the new team.

Mario: Its great

Dry Bones: It's shit

Master Hand: Hmmm sounds like we have a rivalry in this game. Well lets see what happens in the vote.

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

Mario: Mr. Negative

Dry Bones: Mr. Crappy Team

Noki: This is tough but you have to go.

Daisy: I don't know if this is the right choice. I guess I'll find out soon.

Master Hand: Okay once the votes are read the decision is final the person voted out leaves immediately. Does that make sense?

Bowser Junior: Yup

Master Hand: Okay Ready

"First vote… Mario

"Second vote… Dry Bones

"Third vote… Mario

"Fourth vote… Mario

Mario's face began to sweat.

"Fifth vote… Dry Bones

"Sixth vote… Dry Bones

Dry Bones is breathing hard.

"Seventh vote… Dry Bones

"Eight vote… Mario

Noki: Wow…

Master Hand: We have our first tie. Before I try to come up with some gay tiebreaker, does anybody want to change his or her vote?

Daisy: I do!

Master Hand: Okay, well consider your original vote was (mute). So the Fifth person voted off is… Dry Bones.

Dry Bones: What, but Daisy, voted for me originally, no, ugh, NOKI.

Master Hand: Shut up and leave.

Votes For

Dry Bones Noki, Mario, Yoshi, Dixie

Mario Dry Bones, Daisy, Bowser Junior, Wario

Daisy changed her vote after the tie to Dry Bones.

TRIBAL COUNCIL (BLACK TEAM)

Master Hand: Welcome newly looked Black Team. Wow you guys are stacked.

Bowser: I know!

Master Hand: Except for the gay guy of course.

D.K: It's a girl.

Master Hand: Can girls be gay… never mind, whatever. Okay well let's vote.

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

D.K: This will shock you.

Bowser: See ya monkey man

Birdo: I'm GAY and a girl

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

Master Hand: Whoever gets the most leaves, okay doke artichoke

Link: That was lame.

Master Hand: What the fuck are you doing here go away Link.

(Link goes away)

Master Hand: Wow umm… lets reveal the votes. Okay ready.

"First vote… Donkey Kong

"Second vote… Bowser

"Third vote… Bowser

"Fourth vote… Bowser

Bowser gets out of his seat in nervousness

"Fifth vote… Donkey Kong

"Sixth vote… Luigi

Waluigi smiles

"Seventh vote… Donkey Kong

"Eight vote… Fifth Person voted off the island

Author: Wait you messed up; it's the sixth person.

Master Hand: Awww… shit okay well

"the sixth person voted off the island is…. Bowser

Bowser: What, Waluigi you moron, you blew it for me.

Waluigi: I told you to vote for Luigi but no.

Luigi: HEY.

Master Hand: Bowser the tribe has spoken it's time for you to leave.

Bowser: Isn't this a non-elimination leg.

Master Hand: That's the lame amazing race buddy.

Bowser: Crap.

Votes For

Bowser Luigi, Donkey Kong, Pianta, Birdo

Donkey Kong Bowser, Peach, Magikoopa

Luigi Waluigi

Next Time on MARIO SURVIVOR

Mario Survivor Folds a new leaf

Magikoopa: What?

Author: Hey no talking on the next time on survivor ugh, restart.

Mario Survivor Folds a new leaf

Master Hand: Only one team is going to tribal council tonight.

And Tempers Flare at the RED TEAM

Unnamed: WALUIGI YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE BAG

Note: I'm sorry if you like they amazing race and Big brother, they are not as bad as portrayed in the chapter.