Disclaimer: Noblesse is not mine.

To Cadis Etrama di Raizel

I, Gejutel K. Landegre greet The Noblesse.

It has been brought to my attention that just recently, a banquet has been celebrated in your honor. I feel ashamed to admit that were it not for my Grandson, Regis, I would not be made aware of the occasion.

The Lord has compelled me to make known our sincerest regrets regarding this matter. I apologize in behalf of all the 7 clan leaders. We will make sure to make ourselves available at the next century's festivities.

We sincerely hope that you did not take offense and think that this was a conscious act on our part.

Sending you well wishes and birthday greetings.

From the most loyal advisor to the Lord, Gejutel K. Landegre, Clan Leader

Xxx

To the Ancient and all too formal Advisor to the Lord

Gejutel,

It was a kids party. Surely you do not think that the presence of a picky old man, such as yourself would benefit any occasion aimed for children?

From the most devoted and faithful servant of the Noblesse

Xxx

To the unreliable servant of Cadis Etrama di Raizel, who meddles too much

Frankenstein,

I do not think it respectful to open and read correspondence that is not addressed to oneself.

From the most loyal advisor to the Lord, Gejutel K. Landegre, Clan Leader

P.S. Why were we not invited?

Xxx

To the thickheaded and obstinate leader of the Landegre Family

Gejutel,

My master cannot be bothered with such trivial matters. He trusts my discretion in handling his affairs.

From the most devoted and faithful servant of the Noblesse

P.S.

I regret to inform you that I had no hand in the preparation of this occasion. Of course, even if I did, I would not have allowed you to sour the event with your appearance.

Xxx

To the most esteemed pet peacock of Cadis Etrama di Raizel

Frankenstein,

I find it telling that you respond eagerly to correspondence addressed to your Master, but have not seen it fit to send a reply to the letter I sent some few months ago.

From the most loyal advisor to the Lord, Gejutel K. Landegre, Clan Leader

P.S.

What is wrong with my appearance? I assure you that I have several dress robes for various occasions.

xxx

*beep beep*

To: Picky old Man

Phone number: 09xxxxxxxxxx

Tell the Lord, I'll send the ramen recipe and instructions via mail.

From- Franken

Phone number: 09xxxxxxxxxx