So I am now making a third chapter based on My BFF is a Vampire Freak's review! Thanks! I'd also like to thank all my reviewers! :)

Disclaimer: I ain't a dude. Nuff said.

Paul's POV

I was just driving home from work when I saw it. Percy fighting a huge monster with his sword! Now, I had seen Percy do some strange things before: hitting a large dog with a large feather, pretending to sword fight a man with a mop, stabbing a huge mechanical guniea pig with a Sprite bottle, but Percy said all those times he was really fighting monsters. I just saw those things because of the mist, a veil that seperates the mortal and Greek worlds. Mortals can only see what's really going on if they have the Sight, like Sally does. I guess now that I know the truth the mist doesn't protect me anymore.

I was flipping out! I immediately stopped the car and ran over to help Percy. Probably not the smartest thing to do since he's had years of training and has probably fought monsters bigger than this one,but what would you do if you saw your step-son getting attacked by a giant fire breathing snake?

Maybe I should call the cops? I thought, Nah. God, I mean gods, knows what they would see through the mist.

"Percy!" I yell. "It's okay! I'll help you!"

That earned me quite a few odd looks from spectators.

By the time I got over there Percy had already killed the monster and the body had already disapeared. To Tartarus (AN: Is that how you spell that?) I thought, recalling something Percy had told me.

"Percy! Are you okay? Did the mean monster hurt you?" I asked.

"No, Paul," he sighed, "I've fought Medusa. Do you really think a little monster like that could get me down?"

Then saw it. His thumb was facing the wrong way, his head was bleeding, and he was slightly limping! SLIGHTLY LIMPING!

"Oh my gods!" I exclaimed. "Your hurt! We have got to get you to hospital as fast as possible!"

I tried lifting him up, but soon it was obvious that plan wasn't going to work, so I just dragged him to the car.

"Paul I'm fine! I'll just get Annabeth to set my thumb the right way. And my ankle is probably just sprained. As for my head? Nothing a little water and gauze can't fix. Plus, I have to go to camp half blood tomorrow and I can't very well get there if I'm in the hospital, now. Can I?" Percy stated.

I knew he wouldnt give up, so I just sat there quietly.

I'm now at the hospital, waiting for Percy. I should probably call his mother. I know she'll agree with me on my stance not to let Percy go to camp this summer. It's waayy to dangerous.

I decided to text her. One of my students taught me how to. It's so much fun!

Sally, Percy's in the hospital.

OMGs! What happened!

He was fighting a monster and broke his thumb, sprained his ankle and his head was kind of bleeding.

Sigh. Paul, he's OK. U didn't need 2 take him 2 the hspital. I time he jumped off the St Louis arch and didn't go 2 the hspital. Another time he was blown out of a volcano. He's fine!

Broken bones, sprains and bleeding are serious issues, Sally. I also think it would be best if he didn't go to camp this summer. It is too dangerous.

Hes gonna go 2 cmp, Paul. It's actually the only place he's safe from monster attacks. The border protects demigods.

Oh. Percy didn't tell me the border around the camp protects you! He just said there's a border! Well. He better not go on any quests!

Percy's POV

I heard that Paul wasn't going to let me go to Camp Half-Blood! I HAVE to go to Camp Half-Blood! I need to get out of here! Ah ha! There's a window over there! And look! Right under it is a river that leads to camp! This is to amazing to be a coincidence! It must be Dad's doing Thanks Dad!

I jump out the window into the river. Off to Camp Half-Blood I go!

Now, if I could just find some clothes...