This fanfic contains:
Botan crying like a baby
Yusuke's potty mouth
Perversion courtesy of Yusuke
A lot of laughing
Anyway, let's get into it.
THAT'S WHAT THE TALISMAN DOES
"Sir, please explain what's going on!" Botan exclaimed, still sobbing.
"Will you stop the damn crying! This is bad enough as it is!" Yusuke shouted, pulling back his newfound blue bangs.
Botan fell to the ground, sobbing her eyes out, wailing incessantly.
"This is just so WRONG!" she bawled, on her knees like a child.
"Yeah, this is pretty fucked up, Koenma." Yusuke said
"Don't you dare use profane language while you are in my body!" Botan yelled
"I'll say whatever the hell I want to anytime I wanna say it!" Yusuke yelled back.
"Children, please." Koenma said. "I think it's best if we take the rest of this conversation in my office, now."
Both of them followed him, without another word, and closed the office door behind them.
"Alright, now let me explain what just happened." He said again, in a deathly calm tone.
"Let me guess: it has somethin' to do with the damn talisman you sent us for." Yusuke said.
"Yes… how did you know?" Koenma asked
"Lucky guess." Yusuke said sarcastically.
"Anyway," Koenma continued, "The Jacinth talisman gives its wearers the ability to switch bodies with anyone they are in conflict with, enabling the wearers to literally 'take a walk in each other's shoes'. Zakuro stole it to try and switch with me, in order to gain control of …"
"Yeah, yeah, how nice. What I wanna know is how the hell do we switch back?" Yusuke asked.
Koenma scratched the back of his head and gave a shaky laugh.
"Why don't I like the sound of that?" Botan said, starting to cry again.
"Would you stop it? And you! Tell me how the hell we switch back!" Yusuke demanded, grabbing Koenma by the shirt.
"That's the thing: when my dad made this thing he didn't exactly put a time limit on it… it kinda just wears off when you two come to terms with each other's differences and accept the other person's opinions." Koenma said nervously.
"So we'll be stuck like this FOREVER!" Botan sobbed, "What if I have to use the bathroom?"
"Just aim and shoot." Yusuke snickered.
He ran his hands over his new body, slowly exploring every inch of…
"Don't you dare touch my body inappropriately!" Botan protested, as Yusuke gripped on to his breasts as hard as he could.
"Stop it!" She shouted again.
"Why should I? It's all mine now!" He teased
"Koenma, make him stop!" Botan whined.
She looked over at the prince, who was now staring at Yusuke and all but drooling. He shook it off.
"Yusuke stop being so sexy- - - Sexist! I meant sexist!"Koenma said, his face red.
Yusuke began laughing raucously and Botan's crying got louder.
"Will you both just SHUT UP!" Koenma shouted at the top of his lungs.
Both of them went silent and stared at the toddler in his chair.
"Now listen, if you both don't stop the damn arguing you'll be stuck like this for a really long time, then I'll be out of a detective and a ferry girl, this isn't only on your heads, it's gonna affect everyone." He said.
"And if you touch my body inappropriately, I swear by Kami I'll pierce some part of yours." Botan said, folding her arms.
"And who said that I wouldn't like that?" Yusuke teased.
"the best thing to do until the effects wear off is live each other's lives, and don't tell anyone about this." Koenma said.
"Whatever, pacifier junkie." Yusuke said.
"Oh and you also swapped powers, so be careful." Koenma said as they left.
They turned to the portal formed in front of them. Yusuke shrugged his shoulders. Botan sighed.
"Well look at the bright side." He said.
"There is no possible bright side to this, Yusuke." Botan said.
"Of course there is." Yusuke replied, with a grin.
"What could that possibly be, Yusuke?" she asked, hands to her hips.
"I finally get to see what you hide under these giant clothes." Yusuke joked, running through the portal.
"Yusuke Urameshi! You pervert! Don't you dare!" she shouted running after him.