"Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Mage. We know people are pressed for time so those who haven't see what happen last time here's a special recap of last chapter by our special guests, Chester. Chester?"

"Oh my god, these were the greatest fights I've seen in my life" said a man that seemed dirty and wore a trench coat, white shirt, an orange and black snow hat and long black hair, "LET'S GET READY TO RUM-spoilers!

So this first match had a big metal guy with toxic sewage on his back who was probably the main villain to Captain Planet fought against this fish guy.

And the big metal guy is talking to a plastic fish in his tank but he thinks it's wearing a top hat and talks back. Which is impossible, fish don't wear hats! But they do wear square pants, that's scientically proven.

AND THE BIG METAL GUY IS LIKE:

'I'm doubting this guy because he's young even though I'm constantly stopped by a kid probably the same age as him.'

'I think he just rolled his eyes at you.'

WHAT!?

Then he shoots sewage out of his hands but it missed!

Then the metal guy starts riding a wave of sewage.

I ONCE RODE A WAVE OF SEWAGE. It's called a Detroit Water Slide.

But since the sewage is explosive, fish man shoots missile and it explodes.

AND THE METAL GUY IS LIKE:

'Where is fishie?'

'It seems in your anger, you destroyed him'

'Nooooooooooooooooo'

Then he becomes Wolverine, which is weird because Wolverine is right over there. HI HUGH JACKMAN!

BUT THE FISH GUY IS LIKE:

'Nope.'

And he starts whipping him around until he is knocked out.

Then the next fight starts and it's a mummy vs Two-Face! They start fighting and then their heads fly off and grow arms and do a concert!

Did I mention I did bath salts before the fight, cause that would explain a lot of what I saw. Then I passed out and when I woke up the next fight had started.

It was Suzaku from Code Geass vs some girl who's voice made me want bubblegum.

And Suzaku is like:

'You I'm a well-known hero'

And the bubblegum girl is like:

'Me too'

'Well I fight magic people and aliens!'

'Me too'

'Well I am part of a team of heroes'

'Me too'

'Well I'm a pretty orange girl with long beautiful hair'

'I think that's just me'

'Well I can transform into different aliens;

And the he changes into the thing from Hellboy 2 with all the eyes.

AND THE GIRL IS LIKE

'Cool'

'Thanks, LET'S FIGHT'

AND THE GIRL IS LIKE:

Pew pew pew pew!

AND SUAZKU IS LIKE:

pew pew pew pew!

AND THE GIRL IS LIKE:

Pew pew pew

AND SUAZKU IS LIKE:

pew pew pew pew

AND THE GILR IS LIKE:

pew pew pew pew

AND THE GUY IS LIKE

'Aaaaaaaaaaah'

And he starts falling out of the ring but then all his eyes merge into one and he fires a laser beam to get him back to the ring. All my eyes once merged together!

I could see EVERYTHING!

Then Suzaku transforms into a flying bat thing. I think its name was Jetfire.

AND SUZAKU IS LIKE:

Pew pew pew

AND THE GIRL IS LIKE:

Pew pew pew

AND SUZAKU is like:

Pew pew pew

And the girl is like:

'I feel like we've done this before'

Then Suzaku changes back to a boy and runs away cause he does not have super duper powers like the girl.

AND THE GIRL IS LIKE:

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Then he transforms into a diamond monster.

AND HE'S LIKE:

'This diamond isn't a girl's best friend'

Okay he didn't say that, BUT HOW COOL WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE DID?!

Then the girl throws him into the air and was about to sock his face but then Suzaku changed into a thing that changed into a ball. I ONCE CHANGED INTO A BALL!

They called me Chester A Hedgehog. I was also blue and a Hedgehog. WHAT A WEIRD THURSDAY THAT WAS!

But Suzaku didn't change into a normal ball, it was a super strong ball that slammed into her and knocked her out."

"Thank you Chester, now we have to change the subject" Mage said.

"Change?"

"Yes change the sub-"

"CHANGE, YA GOT CHANGE? COME ONE HELP A GUY OUT!"

"…moving on..." Mage said

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"Monkey vs. Applejack!" announced Shotgun, revealing the next match

"Aw man, why does Monkey get to go first?" Po said, somewhat annoyed that he hadn't gotten a match yet. He then waited, as if expecting a certain red panda to say something. He looked around, noting that Shifu wasn't there.

"Uh, guys? Where did Shifu go?" he asked

"He went over to another area, the on with the turtle things" Crane answered.

As Po was doing his antics, Monkey got onto his hover pad and entered the ring. As he did so, Applejack stepped off her pad as well.

Monkey took a fighting stance, "I don't hold back for females in case you were wondering." he said with a confident smirk

"Well, that's right progressive of ya!" Applejack smiled. Then she smirked "I don't hold back against girls neither."

"Hehehe, you talk funny...wait a minute you insulted me" Monkey said.

"Jus' some friendly trashtalk" Applejack replied casually

"Not bad for a hillbilly" Monkey said, smirking

"Hey, I ain't no hillbilly." Applejack said, seeming angry

"Just a little trash talk y'all" Monkey said making fun of her accent. Applejack looked down

"I Spose I was askin for it" she said

"S'posen you were, y'all" Monkey said doing a bad southern drawl.

"We gonna fight, 'r flap out gums?" the pony said annoyed.

"I'm ready when you are" Monkey boasted

Applejack charged him. Monkey countered by simply jumping over her. When he landed, he swiftly turned to block the buck he knew would happen. However, he had thought she'd only be as strong as a normal horse. The kick sent him flying, proving him very wrong. As he tumbled through the air, he felt something wrap around his legs. He checked, and saw that he'd been lassoed

"Where the heck did you pull that from?!" He exclaimed. Then he quickly added "Under your hat, I hope."

Applejack yanked hard on the rope, causing Monkey to come barreling towards her. She turned, planning to buck him, but instead the simian martial artist used his superhuman speed and agility to do a hand stand on her extended hind legs, handwalk to the middle of her legs, and swing his legs down to kick her head into the arena floor. It all happened in the space of a second. Applejack was knocked out cold.

"And Monkey is our winner." Mage announced, upon which Shotgun added "And he did it by beating up a pony. What a hero"

"Hey!" Monkey said as the crowd began to boo him. Up from their group's perch, Ben knew how he felt.

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Ben watched as Monkey left the ring and Applejack was taken away to the medbay. "A talking monkey and a talking horse fighting each other, never thought I'd see that."

"Never doubt a talking monkey" Rex said, "They have your back...although they also steal your pizza when you aren't looking"

"I've never heard of Monkeys or Ponies. Although I have seen a Monkey-Pony" Aang said, because they reminded him when the emperor had that weird 'bear' creature.

"That pony reminded me of the 80s. Don't know why though" Max said.

Aang scratched his head then he heard a noise and turned his head. He saw a white haired kid's head sticking out of the pillar they sat. "Boo" he said.

Aang screamed and almost fell off, luckily Max caught him in time. The white hair kid laughed and flew out, "Sorry, couldn't resist."

"Wasn't this just our spot a few moments ago" Ben asked Rex but introduced pointed to the others, "I'm Ben, that's Rex, Aang, Max, and Ironman."

"What am I chopped liver?" Steel interjected.

"Sorry. Your voice just kinda creeps me out"

Steel rolled his...eye

"Anyway, I'm Steel."

"Nice to meet ya, I'm Danny. Danny Phantom" The white haired kid replied.

"Danny Phantom? Is that like a superhero name" Steel asked.

"Yeah, I am kind of a superhero." Danny said with a grin.

"Neat, most of us are too." Ben said, a similar grin on his face.

"Isn't it a little stupid to put your real name in your superhero name? At least if you have a secret identity" Ironman said.

"Well, I didn't really get a superhero name until my identity was public." Ben said

"I don't have a secret identity" Rex defended.

"Max can mean a lot of things besides being a name."

"A lot of the people in my world are stupid" Danny said scratching the back of his head. Almost on cue they heard a fat man in an orange jumpsuit yell, "Maddie help, I'm stuck to the wall again!"

Danny sighed.

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"That was quite an impressive showing from your student." Splinter said, before taking a sip from some tea Shifu had provided him. They were currently sitting atop the wall one of the walls on the Turtles area.

"Thank you for the complement, but I feel he was a tad too sloppy. He underestimated his foe" Shifu replied as he sipped from his own cup.

"Excuse me, is that Tea I smell?" Said a voice off to their said. They turned, and saw Iroh. "Would you mind if I had a sip? I am a big fan of tea" he continued.

"Not at all. We were just discussing my student's match against the...pony" Shifu said, the word Pony sounding foreign on his voice.

"The Next match is...Shego vs. Michelangelo!" announced Shotgun.

Splinter sighed "And soon we will be able to discuss my own student's bout."

Mikey jumped and cheered, "Ha, I'm first! Awww, yeah!"

Meanwhile a green skin woman walked to her hover pad.

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Mikey jumped off his hover pad and twirled his nun chucks.

Looking at her opponent, Shego said "Wow. And I thought Drakken was weird."

"If I knew who that was I'd probably have a good comeback" Mikey said.

"Good to know" she said putting her hand on her hip.

Mikey looked at the green woman and asked her, "Are you green cause you're a turtle too?"

"...Yes, I'm a turtle" Shego said sarcastically.

"Then where's your shell" Mikey asked clearly not getting the sarcasm which caused Shego to face palmed.

"Yeah I have that effect on people" Mikey said, "I think it's cause I'm so smart."

"Yeah, I'm getting" Shego said.

"Yeah, I'm kinda-"

"Would you just fight her" Raph yelled from their universe' section.

"I was getting to that, geez!" Mikey yelled back, "I'm gonna have to fight-"

Shego kicked him in the head when his back was turned.

"Ow, that's not cool" Mikey said, "I was talking to Raph! I wouldn't hit you when you talk to Raph!"

"I don't talk to whoever that is" Shego said as she kicked at him.

"Ow" Mikey said and swung his nunchucks at her.

She ducked under and kicked him in the side of the knee. "Stop kicking me" Mikey yelled as he tried a kick to her back however because of the knee kick he lost his balance and fell, causing Shego to jump up and do a double kick to his stomach. Mikey wheezed in pain but he grabbed her legs and tossed her to the ground. This caused Shego to grunt as she struck the ground.

Mikey got up. "Yeah, take that!" However Shego swept his leg.

Mikey hit the ground. "Why do you keep kicking me?"

"It is a fight!" She answered a little annoyed.

"Doesn't mean you have to be a jerk" Mikey said getting up as Shego sighed in annoyance.

Mikey threw an egg at the ground and he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Shego sighed then ducked, grabbing Mikey's leg as he tried to kick her from behind and slammed him against the ground.

"How'd you know I was gonna do that" Mikey asked.

"What else would you do" Shego asked. She then ran up to kick but Mikey caught her leg and threw her again. Then he jumped away and threw throwing stars. However she fired plasma blasts that destroyed the shuriken. She then tried to blast Mikey.

Mikey jumped to avoid it. "That. Is. So. COOL!"

"These gloves are pretty neat" Shego said arrogantly.

Mikey took in a deep breath as he came to the shocking realization "Those gloves shoot energy!"

"No duh Sherlock!" Raph shouted from their section.

"Shut up" Mikey yelled back.

Mikey ran for Shego, she threw a punch but when he got close to her he grabbed her gloves. "HA, now you got no glowing green thing."

However she blasted him in the face which led to Mikey being knocked out.

"You're an idiot" Raph yelled as Mage called Shego a winner.

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"Michelangelo" Splinter yelled but took a deep breath in, "Did you learn anything from your defeat?"

"Uhhh...that if Raph didn't-" Mikey started.

"Michelangelo" Splinter said.

"If she had-"

"Michelangelo!"

"...if I had paid attention I wouldn't have lost" Mikey said disappointed.

"I would have accepted not to underestimate your opponent but yes" Splinter said, "And I hope you three learned something from your brother's defeat."

"Is it that Mikey couldn't fit himself out of a paper bag" Raph teased.

"Ra-"

"I know, pay attention and don't underestimate your opponent" Raph said.

Splinter nodded, "Now pay attention to these fights, you may have to fight them later."

"Mikey won't'' Raph teased his brother.

"No, he won't" Splinter said and went back to Shifu and Iroh.

"Your Michelangelo, a slacker that likes to goof off" Shifu asked.

"You know the type" Splinter asked.

"You have no idea" Shifu said, "Have you tried using food to train him?"

"Food? Does that work" Splinter asked.

"It worked for me...mostly" Shifu said looking back at Po...who was goofing off, "What is Michelangelo's favorite food?"

"He really likes pizza."

"Pizza" Shifu asked once again saying a word that sounded odd to him.

"Yes, dough, marinara, cheese, things like pepperoni or onions as toppings" Splinter explained.

"Sounds good."

"I've enjoyed a splice or two." Then the two realized that the older man that was sitting with them hadn't said anything and looked at him.

"...oh I'm sorry were you two saying something" he said kindly, "I was too busy enjoying this tea. Jasmine is my favorite." He smiled kindly.

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"The next fight is Clay Beiley vs. Rex Salazar!" Shotgun announced

"Good luck dude" Raimundo said, patting Clay on the back as he retrieved some Wu from the bag they'd brought.

Meanwhile, Rex immediately took flight from the group and flew to the arena. A short time later, Clay arrived on the hover pad and stepped off.

"Man cowpoke, you got terrible luck" Rex said as he landed in the ring, affecting a bad Texan accent

"I s'pposen you are making fun of my Texas pride" Clay said, pulling his cap up

"Nah, just having a little fun with ya." Rex said, dropping the accent

"I get it, won't hear nothin I haven't heard from Rai" Clay said, "Now you ready to get this hoedown started?"

Rex grinned, and formed his Slam Cannon, a large gun which grabbed up rocks to use as ammo. "Darn Tootin!" Rex grinned as he fired

Clay smirked and held out his hand, catching the rock easily. He then took a pitcher's stand and tossed the rock whilst yelling "Fastball special, EARTH!" Rex's eyes widened, and he was struck in the head. Dazed, he got to his knees and smirked.

"Okay, this'll be more fun than I thought."

Clay reached behind his back and retrieves his Wudai weapon, the Big Bang Meteorang. Shouting its name, he hurled it at Rex, and it split into a dozen smaller boomerangs. Hastily, Rex brought out his force field build, protecting him from the exploding boomerangs. Using the smoke as cover, he brought out his smack hands and charged Clay.

Clay ran for Rex and donned a bronze gauntlet. He threw a wide swing whilst yelling out "Fist of Tebbigong!" The fist of Tebbigong and Rex's Smack Hand collided. The magical fist was too much, and tore straight through the metal fists. "Third Arm Sash" Clay yelled and the teal sash he'd been wearing around his waist shot out, socking Rex in the face. Rex was knocked back, but he landed on his hands and kicked forward, his legs turning into giant robotic feet called Punk Busters as he did so. Clay was sent flying but his the Third Arm Sash to grab the ground so he didn't slide as much. Rex leaped forward and did a karate kid style crane kick, but Clay sidestepped the attack, grabbing Rex by the leg and tossing him into the air. In midair, Rex formed his legs into a hoverboard and flew towards Clay "Big Bang Meteorang!" Clay shouted as he threw his wudai weapon at his incoming opponent. Rex formed his arms into large flails and slammed them together, creating a shockwave that detonated the Meteorangs from a distance. Clay called out "Third Arm Sash, Earth!" Which causes the sash to bury into the ground, then emerge as a large, stone fist that smashed into Rex from below, destroying his hoverboard. Rex began to fall to the ground again, but this time large metal wings with Turbines on them appeared from Rex's back and began to fly through the sky.

"A flying man? Never thought I'd see the day" Clay said, watching Rex fly.

"What, never seen an airplane in your world?" Rex snarked, floating in place.

"Not a lot, but I mean I didn't think I'd see a man grow wings and fly" Clay said, "Least not without a Wu."

"Really?" Rex asked

"Darn tootin" Clay said, "It hard for you, flying and all?"

"Nope" Rex said, clearly bragging

While Rex was bragging Clay grabbed Rex's foot with the Third Arm Sash and slammed him to the ground

"Okay, I deserved that one" Rex groaned

Clay ran for Rex, and Rex ran for him. Rex brought out his BFS, and swung the flat of it at Clay. "Fist of Tebbigong, Earth" Clay shouted, punching the sword, shattering it. "I reckon you otta bring more muscle to this tussle" Clay said

"Nah, I'm more like lightning" Rex said "Quick, powerful-" Suddenly, he right arm turned into a whip and a generator sprouted out of his back. He threw the whip forward, wrapping it around Clay's neck. "-and with a whole lot of Shock and Awe!" he finished as the whip channeled electricity into Clay. Clay grunted in pain.

"Third...Arm...Sash." Clay muttered causing his Wu to wrap around the whip and crush it.

Rex leapt at Clay, forming his flails again. "EARTH!" Clay shouted, covering his body in earthen armor and trying to block the flails. The flails were blocked, but while Clay was between then, Rex kicked him with a Punk Buster shattering the armor and sending him flying. Rex jumped after him and punched him with a Smack Hand. Clay was hit but he once again used the Third Arm Sash on the ground to slow himself down. Then he sent the Sash to punch Rex once again. However, this time Rex grabbed the Wu and pulled on it hard enough for it to be untied from his waist.

"How do ya like that?" Rex taunted.

Clay readied his Fist of Tebbigong and ran at Rex. Rex ran at him in response. Clay shouted, "Fist of Tebbigong!" swinging widely. Rex ducked below it and tried to grab the Big Bang Meteorang off Clay's waste. He managed to pull it off, but Clay grabbed it before he got get away. As they both tugged on it, it glowed.

"Looks like we got ourselves a Xiaolin Showdown" Clay remarked

"A what now?" Rex said confusedly

"That's when two people reach for a Shen Gong Wu, they wager their Wu and a Showdown of someone's choosing. Winner gets all the Wu." Clay explained

"So it's like a contest?"

"Basically." Clay said

"Sounds good. How about whoever makes the largest tower of rocks wins the Wu, and the match?" Rex said

"Sounds like a plan" Clay said.

Suddenly the field was rockier, with a lot of rocks lying in random places. A giant timer was in between them, and there were two places with their names on them, to stack the rocks at.

"Gong Yi Tempai" Clay yelled. Rex looked at him confusedly.

"Oh, that means 'Ready, Set, Go', partner" Clay said

"Got it!" Rex said, and both began to stack rocks

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A young boy...I mean young man in a hat with a pine tree symbol on it was watching Shego and Mikey fight, whilst writing in a journal.

"Hey Dipper, whatcha doing" asked a girl the same age, who was wearing a sweater. She was also at least an inch taller.

"Taking notes Mabel, when round two starts I'll have info on most of the-" Dipper started, but his sister interrupted him

"Nerd!" Mabel laughed.

"Mabel, this could be really important. What if in our world-"

"Nerd, nerd, nerd!" Mabel teased. As she kept repeating "nerd" a man in a black suit and a fez walked by with popcorn. He was Stanford Pines, the kid's Great Uncle, or Grunkle

"I miss anything" he asked.

"Grunckle Stan, Dipper was being a nerd" Mable said.

"Dipper, stop being a nerd and ruining this free vacation for us. And more importantly, for me" Stan said.

"Free? What about that twenty bucks I paid you?" a chubby guy named Soos asked.

"That's cause you...got the super special seat" Stan lied.

"Aw sweet, what makes it special" Soos asked.

"Uhhh...if I told you it would ruin the fun" Stan lied again.

"Dude you're like...a genius or something" Soos said looking at his seat.

"Anyway Grunckle Stan, we might neat some of these notes if we ever have to fight dinosaurs again."

"Whatever kiddo, I've got money to make" Stan said, pulling out a movie camera. "This footage will be worth a mint back home."

"Dude there's free gum under this seat" Soos said and put on in his mouth, "And it's pre-chewed so I don't have to waste jaw power. This is like the best seat ever."

Everyone looked at Soos with disgust.

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There were thirty seconds on the clock, and Clay's stack was significantly larger than Rex's.

Rex smirked, and ran towards Clay's stack as he got an idea.

Clay was still stacking when he saw Rex. "What in tarnation...wait no!" Clay said, realizing what Rex was doing. He ran to block him, but Rex Jumped over Clay and...picked up his stack!

Rex smirked "What now?"

Clay donned the Fist of Tebbigong, but then he realized something. "If I knock you down then you're stack is larger, but if'n I don't, you'll put my stack on yours. Good plan" He said, letting the timer run out.

"You're smarter than you look." Rex said as the showdown ended.

"Thanks." Clay said respectfully, then turned to the announcer's box "Hey! I surrender!"

"Due to opponent's concession, the winner is Rex Salazar!" Mage said

"What a gip!" Shotgun complained.

Clay began to walk back to his section, but Rex called out to him. He turned, and Rex tossed his winnings back at him.

"You keep'em, you need them more than me!"

Clay picked up his Wu and tipped his hat to Rex, "Thanks partner. Mighty fine fight you put up."

Rex smiled, "Same with you, partner."

Clay headed back to his section, he was greeted by his teammates.

"Man, thought for sure you were gonna win it" Raimundo said, "Lucky I didn't bet money." Kimiko smacked his head.

"Shame I was not first" the round headed Omi said, "I would have wo-"

Kimiko smacked his head too.

"Well at least you did not lose the Wu" Omi said, trying to come off as more sincere.

Kimiko sighed, "Clay, you did great even if you lost."

Clay smirked, "I know, was a tough battle. Ya'll got a lot on your hands."

Master Fung walked to his students, "At least you understand that even after all of your training you can still learn from defeat."

"Alright folks, the next fight will be…Max Steel vs Cyborg" Shotgun called out

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Sorry about the long wait, life and what not plus we had some writers block.

There is something I want to ask of you good people reading this, please leave a review. What we're trying out is we're not going to release a chapter unless we get at least 5 reviews after a chapter is released. This will help us not see how popular the fic is but it helps us prepare better since given how we now have more of a deadline.

Alright, thanks again for reading and see you next time!