I OWN NOTHING!

M: So tails, can you turn everyone back into dudes?

T: I'll try.

Ash went in first, then the machine went all crazy, and a figure fell out of it.

A: Dude, that was weird being a chick!

M: Ok, he's a guy again.

SS: but the machine is broken.

C: Epic adventure time?

R: Yep.

M: To Amy's house!

A: Why hers?

M: Because we can get some info from her.

Just then a female Sonic came out and attack Tails.

Sonic: I LOVE YOU!!

Just then Captain Falcon came running in

CF: FALCON PUNCH!!

M: Lets go, come on captain, your with us.

CF: cool.

We all got in the falcon flyer, and when we reached her house, every girl we knew was their with guns. (too bad only me and Snake had guns too)

M: Uh, Tails, you go first.

T: I think you know what you should do.

Just then Instruments came out of nowhere.

15 minutes later of random songs.

M: Ok, their all asleep, lets go.

We reached what seemed to be the evil girl's lair.

A: Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go first.

Evil person: Hahahaha! My Girl-I-firer 3000 is almost complete!
Ash: (00) ...PIKACHU GO!
Pika: Pika Pi!
EP: Haha, A test subject! Perfect! Ahem...3..2..1...(button push)
Lazar: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR ARRRGGGHHH!!
Pika: Pika..Pikachi? (O.o)
A: OH NO! PIKACHU'S TAIL HAS A DENT IN IT.
Does that mean?...NUUUUUUU!! (Crying)

Just then I broke in after hearing it all
M: Ash! What happened?
Ash: (points at G-I-F-3000)
M: Girl-I-firer..3000? WHAT THE HECK IS THE 3000 FOR?
EP: It makes it look cool.
M: It could at least have been 9000.

Just then 2 random people came out of nowhere
Person: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
IT'S OVER 9000! WHAT? 9000!
EP: That's not a bad Idea

Next chapter is epic.