I don't own anything but the story, all characters and places belong to Matt & Trey (plus Comedy Central)
Not long after Butters shaky breaths stopped but Kenny still didn't let go, sometimes placing kind kisses on the smaller blond's face, finally Butters pulled away and smiled softly at Kenny, who smiled widely back.
"lets get back downstairs." Kenny suggested kindly.
Butters nodded dumbly; back in the lounge Stan was changing the DVD and Kyle was trying to dislodge Blue's fists from his red curls, grimacing when the baby pulled roughly.
"silly boy Blue." Butters cooed, easily taking Blue from a slightly stressed looking Kyle, nuzzling into his baby softness on his flushed face, "did you wake up?"
"yeah just now, demanding attention." Kyle mumbled unhappily, rubbing his scalp gently.
Butters laughed lightly, pressing a feather light kiss on Blue's cheek, sitting gently on the couch next to Kenny the smaller blond sat Blue in his lap, stroking the soft fluff of hair at the back of his head.
"smile guys." Kyle suddenly said, a bright light illuminating the whole room for a second, blinding all the occupant.
"what the hell Kyle?" Kenny snapped, rubbing his abused eyes.
Blue threw himself into Butters chest, whining shrilly and rubbing his own eyes with both hands, holding the tiny body to him Butters kept his eyes shut till the flashing white light vanished from within his eyelids and when he opened them he could just make out Kyle and Kenny looking at something on the young Jew's phone.
Blue wiped his face on Butters chest, huffing unhappily at being ignored, leaning over the side of the couch Butters pulled out a rabbit rattle and handed it to Blue, upon which Blue's massive brown eyes focused only on the rattle and the exciting sounds it made.
"Hey dude, look." Kenny said happily, throwing himself back beside the smaller blond and held up Kyle's shiny phone.
The image on the phone was Butters, his eyes a little red from crying, with Blue snuggled happily in his lap and Kenny was looking at the smaller blond with a strange face.
All in all it was a pretty happy picture and, for once, Butters liked a photo of himself.
Blue suddenly gripped the touch screen phone in his sweaty little hands, changing the photo to a picture a half naked Stan cuddling a completely naked Kyle, their faces flushed deeply.
"whoa Kyle, you're ripped." Kenny laughed.
Blushed deeply Kyle snatched his phone from Blue's grip, locking the screen and stuffing it deep into his pocket, not looking anyone in the eye.
Blue whined about his new toy being taken from him but Kenny blew a raspberry on his chubby cheek and shook the bunny rattle, quickly distracting the three month old boy.
The opening sequence of The Jungle Book grabbed everyone's attention; the comfortable silence was back, Blue was fed another bottle and put to bed, while the four teen snuggled back under the covers.
"so, why were you guys naked?" Kenny asked casually, slipping his arm around Butters shoulders and grinning madly at his friends in the darkness.
Kyle managed to splutter out something that didn't make sense, shifting away from Stan, while the young jock kept his eyes fixed on the screen.
Two films later the four teens were snoozing gently and stayed like that till morning, only woken up once by Blue for a bottle and were woken in the morning by the phone ringing.
Butters stomach jumped violently as he scrabbled out from both Kenny's grip and the duvet, jumping to answer the phone.
"h-hello?" Butters breathed down the phone.
"what is wrong young man?" Chris Scotch snapped down the phone, "you took a long time to answer the phone, don't tell me you have just woken up?"
Every time Butters parents scolded him, which was whenever they were home or phoning him from their vacation, he felt like he was eight years old again.
"oh, gosh, sir I just forgot to set my alarm." Butters mumbled sadly, noticing it was only half six in the morning.
"what have we told you about over sleeping young man?" Linda Scotch shouted down the phone.
The blond kicked over an empty bottle of soda, "i'm sorry mom." Butters whispered.
"we were calling to see if you are behaving yourself, but obviously you aren't." Chris snapped, "you have wasted a large chunk of the day."
"well, hamburgers, I, I, I was just gunna, gunna study today." Butters voice wavered slightly as he lied to his parents.
"well listen here young ma..." suddenly the phone line cut out, a loud dial tone filling Butters ears, it took a little while for the blond to figure out that his parents had lost signal wherever they were.
Putting the phone back in its cradle he heard someone yawning loudly; Kyle and Stan had been sleeping on the couch and Butters knew that the young Jew was an early riser, much like himself.
"who was that?" Kyle asked sleepily.
Kyle's normally well tamed curls were frizzing badly where he had been resting on Stan's shoulder during sleep but his green eyes were very much awake.
Mashing his knuckles together Butters avoided Kyle's eyes, still feeling in trouble, "m,my parents." the blond mumbled.
The young Jew cocked an eyebrow but didn't say anything, just suggested to teaching Butters how to make up baby bottle, since it was obvious that Stan and Kenny weren't going to wake up any time soon and Blue was still snoozing gently.
"...and then just shake it." Kyle told him as they finished making the first bottle.
Butters felt happy as he finished making the bottle, proud that he had done it, and continued to doing the next couple by himself, feeling more independent.
"so, um," Kyle said slowly after swigging a massive amount of coffee from his mug, "what are you doing with Blue tomorrow?"
last nights argument with Kenny came crashing into Butters mind but he quickly pushed it out, like with all his bad experiences, "i guess I'll have to take him to school with me." the blond mused.
"but the teachers will notice." Kyle told him with a scowl.
"i,i doubt it. Most of them don't even notice that Jimmy and Timmy are handi-capable." the blond snorted.
Kyle nodded after a moment, "true." he laughed lightly.
Suddenly Blue's cries filled the air and the two went back into the dark living room; the baby's cry had woken Stan and Kenny, both looked bed-ragged and ill.
"what, is the god damm time?" Kenny growled, burying his into the duvet.
Stan groaned, throwing an arm over his eyes, "dude, please don't tell me it's before twelve." he pleaded to his super best friend.
"come on Stan," Kyle scolded lightly, rolling his eyes, "there's a baby to look after." he reminded the jock.
"Butters and Kenny's baby." Stan grumbled loudly.
Butters blushed furiously from his position on the floor while he fed Blue, the mere thought that Kenny would like him so much more than a friend made Butters mind go blank.
Silence came between the group, only interrupted by Blue's burp, while Kyle began to skim through a book they were meant to be reading for English class and Butters entertained the little baby.
Finally it was ten in the morning, Kyle decided that they should go and get some fresh air, it would be good for Blue; turning the television on loud and vanishing into the kitchen to make some strong coffee.
"i'm so tired." Kenny breathed tiredly as he stared mindlessly at the brightly coloured kids program on the television.
"i hate sleeping with Kyle." Stan injected, sounding just as tired.
Both Kenny and Butters stared at the jock, shocked at what he had just said, it took Stan a few minuets to figure out that they were staring at him like he had grown an extra head; Butters could see the cogs turning slowly in Stan's sleepy brain until he realised what he had just said.
"No, no!" Stan exclaimed, making Blue jump but not cry, "not like that."
"like what?" Kyle inquired come back in with two steaming mugs of coffee.
Stan took in a big breath, "i meant, I hate sleeping round at Kyle's cos he's always up early." he insisted.
Kenny laughed, "yeah, yeah, whatever you say." and then blew a massive raspberry on Blue's cheek, electing a squeal.
Five cups of coffee later the four teens, and one baby, were making it out into the cold; Blue snuggled into the fuzzy all-in-one again, clipped safely into the pram and fell asleep almost instantly.
It was a sunny but cold day, the perfect Sunday in South Park; the four decided to go to Stark's Pond, mainly because they wanted to show off Blue so he wasn't a big fuss when Butters took him to school.
Once again the pond was packed with students, making Butters a little bit nervous but he couldn't run away because Kenny had the pram.
Settling down on a rug Kyle had brought with them Butters unlocked the top half of the pram so it was just the carrier with a handle and set Blue in the middle of four of them.
Once again Kyle busied himself in his book, while Stan read over his shoulder, Kenny made a little snowman in the snow at his feet and Butters just tried to relax before anyone noticed them; of course he didn't think anyone would notice him but someone would definitely notice Stan or Kenny, who were popular.
"Ay!" Cartman's booming voice made Butters jumped, instantly moving the blanket covering Blue up slightly.
"what do you want fatass?" Kyle snapped, his eyes never leaving his book.
Cartman threw himself onto the throw rug, making Kenny move away for fear of being sat on, "what happened to our movie night, guys?" the large teen whined.
"we still had it, lard ass." Stan snapped.
Cartman threw his chubby arms up, making a scene, "but I wasn't there!" he shouted.
The shout woke Blue, a shrill whine coming from the carrier; Butters quickly took the small baby from the carrier, still wrapped in the blanket, and soothed him gently.
"what the hell is that?" Cartman asked shortly, looking overly annoyed.
Kenny dug the rabbit rattle from the diaper bag, handed it to Blue, "it's a baby retard." he snapped, an angry face at Cartman but immediately melted away as Blue gurgled happily.
Butters felt the rush of love again, little Blue cradled in his arms and Kenny so close to him with that kind look on his face but, once again, Cartman ruined the tender moment.
"so you had someone's ass baby then Butters." Cartman said seriously.
Both Kenny and Kyle were about scream and shout at Cartman when someone, who had obviously overheard the fat teen, interrupted them.
"what are you morons doing?" Craig asked in a low monotone voice.
Craig was wearing a red jacket with black trim and matched boots, looking gayer than normal, also with ruffled looked Tweek by his side.
"Jesus Chris!" Tweek exclaimed, tugging at his blond hair, "i didn't, ark, know that boys could have, jesus, babies." he began to panic.
Craig rolled his dark eyes, "they can't." he told his friend shortly, "and stop doing that." he added and grabbed Tweek's shaking hand from his hair.
"what do you want Craig?" Stan snapped.
The in the closet teen didn't reply, just peered at the baby in Butters arms, then just shrugged and went back to the pond, taking Tweek with him.
"what a freak." Stan muttered.
Butters kept his eyes on Craig and Tweek as they went back to the pond and began to talk to some of the other teens about what he had seen; within moments half the school was gathered around Butters and Blue, cooing and fawning over the tiny baby.
No one seemed to ask the question where Butters had found him, not more than once or waited for an answer, but Blue seemed to like the attention, liking Bebe and Craig more than anyone, except Tweek.
"you can't be bringing him to school." Wendy said seriously.
It was when most of the teens had gone back to their day, only leaving Bebe, Wendy, Tweek and Craig, even Cartman had stormed off because he was being ignored.
"sure I am." Butters told her cheerfully, still buzzing happily from all the attention.
Wendy frowned, but it was nothing compared to the look on Kyle's face as he tried to hide behind his book, "but he's a baby. School is a place of learning." Wendy said snobbishly.
Kyle snorted, "he's three months old, he'll sleep most of the time anyway." he snapped, gesturing to the fast asleep Blue, as if to prove his point.
The black hair girl flushed angrily, huffing loudly she turned to Stan, "you agree with me, don't you Stan?" she asked in a sickly sweet voice.
Stan looked very uncomfortable, looking at a scowling Kyle for support but being given none, Butters jumped to the other boy's defence.
"i ain't got nowhere to put Blue otherwise, I can't afford daycare or nothing, so it's safer for him to be with me." the blond said quickly, hoping to avoid further arguments.
"i still think it's a bad idea." Wendy snapped, crossing her arms over her less than developed chest.
Suddenly Kyle snapped his book shut, "yes, well, nobody asked for your opinion." he growled, getting worried looks from everyone else, "go away." he added acidly.
Wendy sat for a moment, mouth hanging wide open in shock, obviously trying to find words but finding none, she looked at Stan one last time before standing and storming away, squealing in frustration.
"thanks a whole lot Kyle." Stan snipped at his friend, standing too.
The young Jew simple pursed his lips tightly and went back to his book, ignoring everyone completely but his green eyes shone with threatening tears when Stan went after Wendy.
A sickening, thick silence filled their air between the group, only broken by Tweek's outbursts, and finally Butters watch beeped, indicating it was time to get home before it got too dark or cold.
Blue was wide awake when he was clipped back into the pram, nobody was saying a word to each other, even Craig kept his mouth shut, just flipping them off before vanishing with Tweek; Wendy's shiny Volvo car sat innocently on the road leading down to Stark's Pond but inside she and Stan were sucking face.
Butters blushed when he saw them, lots of people kissed in school and the smaller blond was always sure not to stare for fear of being beaten up for being a creep.
"pathetic." Kyle hissed under his breath, glaring daggers at the car, as if hoping it would burst into flames, "i'll see you guys tomorrow." he told the two blonds in a painfully cheerful voice.
Watching the red head walk away was awkward, even more so when Wendy decided to drive past him moments later, but Butters watch beeped again so they set off in the other direction.
"do, do you think they'll make up?" Butters asked Kenny as soon as they got back inside.
Kenny frowned slightly and was silent while he unclipped Blue, "of course." he stated firmly.
The sky outside got dark very quickly, soon Butters was snuggled on the couch, Blue cuddled into his side and Kenny stretched out on the floor, making no move to go home any time soon.
"are you nervous about school?" Kenny hummed, rolling onto his back and gazing at Butters under the light from the television.
The smaller blond squirmed slightly, "course, but its the best thing to do." he said in a small voice, placing a small kiss on Blue's fluffy hair.
Somewhere between Pinoccio and Beauty and The Beast all three blonds fell asleep, only to be woken in the morning by Butters alarm going off in his bedroom, even Blue hadn't woken in the night for a feed; handing the small, and slightly smelly, baby to a half asleep Kenny the smaller blond rushed upstairs to turn the alarm off and get ready.
By the time he came back downstairs there was a dirty diaper, an empty bottle and a dressed Blue gnawing on his chubby fists while Kenny attempted to put his jeans on with his eyes closed.
"wanna go wash up?" Butters asked kindly and came to sit beside Blue.
It took a while for Kenny to reply with a grunt and stumbled upstairs; checking the clock Butters noticed they had ten minuets to get to the bus stop for school, quickly grabbing an apple the smaller blond scooped Blue up, slipped him into both fuzzy all-in-one and pram, making sure he had everything in the diaper bag to get them through the day, and pulled his coat on, waiting for Kenny.
Less than five minuets later Kenny came tumbling down the stairs, unhurt he stood and smiled brightly, "ready?" he asked breathlessly.
Butters couldn't find any words so he just nodded, turning to open the door the smaller blond suddenly had a gentle kiss planted on his cheek, warming it instantly; whipping round in shock he saw a grinning Kenny who immediately took the pram.
After a few seconds of simply touching the place Kenny had kissed Butters rushed after them, not forgetting to lock up the house; South Park High was within walking distance of everyone but most had cars and drivers licences, but Butters never had the chance because his parents were always away.
Butters knew for a fact that Kenny had a beaten up truck to drive, but he would never ask him to go get it, while Butters mind went from the kiss the skinny blond had given him to what the day was going to be like with Blue he didn't notice a sleek Hybrid car slowly pull up beside them.