A/N: I was going to wait on this but after tonight's episode I need some comfort so I'm hoping this will give some to at least one person on Team Valkubus or just any Tamsin lover some humor to help.
Chapter 3 Special Grass
The next morning the group was gathered outside the crack shack loading necessities into their vehicles. They were going to be driving up in Tamsin's red Ford F-150 Limited and Lauren's Bentley continental. Lauren had a lot more freedom and money now that she took over Taft's facility and had been using it to create as much harmony between humans and fae as she possibly could. "Is there anything we still need?" the doctor questioned looking around at he faces of her companions.
"Well Tamsin definitely has unnecessary survival gear covered" Bo gestured to the bed of the truck. "It looks like we're ready for a zombie apocalypse."
"Hey survival gear is not unnecessary" Tamsin looked at the two women sharply. "I've been around a long time and it's gotten me through a lot."
"Sweetie we're going to be in a house with running water and a fridge and food from the store" Bo tried to convey the futility of the meticulous packing the Valkyrie had done.
"If all the doc's medical equipment and….DYSON'S PORN" Tamsin shouted making sure the wolf could hear her "are going then so is the survival crap."
"Dude not cool" Dyson complained.
Kenzi's eyes became wide in amazement "There's fae porn?" Lauren did a double take, her eyebrows raised, incredulous at the other girl's obvious approval.
"Really though? Does everyone have what they need because I don't want to have to turn around" Hale walked over to the group.
"I just have one more suitcase in the shack" Kenzi replied. She then turned to her best friend with wide eyes. "Bo-bo would you mind getting that for me? Thanks." She then turned and jumped into the back seat of Tamsin's truck.
Bo stomped her foot "Seriously Kenzi?" Then she got an idea. An awful idea. Bo got a wonderful awful idea.
She put her best charming smile on and turned to her girlfriend who had stopped paying attention in order to discuss directions with the doctor. The map was splayed out on the front of Lauren's car and they were bent over discussing it. "Tammy" Bo called her girlfriend.
Both blondes looked up from the map. Tamsin looked attentive at first but soon recognized the smile on Bo's face. "Oh god, what do you want?"
"I was wondering if you could go get Kenzi's last suitcase for me" Bo walked over to her.
"Are you serious?" Tamsin's brow rose creasing the skin on her forehead.
Bo who was now directly next to Tamsin started "Well if you do then I will…" before leaning in to whisper the rest in her ear. Tamsin was still for a second before running to the shack and pushing Dyson and Hale out of the way to get there. The rest saw her enter the building.
Kenzi leaned out the window of the truck and made a whipping noise while mimicking the action with her hand.
"No, Kenzi they've already done that" Dyson hid his mouth behind his hand trying not to giggle.
Kenzi and Bo replied at the same time respectively. "No way." "She told you that?"
Dyson and Hale were now laughing so hard they couldn't breathe while Lauren tried to suppress a chuckle inefficiently. "I was just kidding" Dyson gasped "but that is awesome. Who used it on who?"
"We are not talking about this" Bo said hopping into the passenger seat and slamming the door.
"Aw" Dyson moaned disappointed.
"That's ok" Hale looked between his old friend and Lauren. "Kenzi gave me a walkie talkie. We can bother them on the way up."
"A what?" Lauren looked confused. Hale took the walkie out of his pocket to show her. "Oh a two way radio." She smirked at herself. "Got it."
A few seconds later a Valkyrie carrying a suitcase filled with boots walked past them. She opened Kenzi's door and thrust the case into her arms before closing the door again. She turned to see the guys smirking at her. "What?"
"Who uses the whip?" Hale asked right out.
"Ugh." The female detective exclaimed.
Lauren looked to Tamsin "Why don't we just go?" The Valkyrie nodded and hopped into her truck. Lauren got into her car as Dyson and Hale joined her. The plan was that Lauren would follow Tamsin.
Not thirty minutes into the ride Kenzi became bored and Tamsin could tell Bo was as well even if the Succubus wouldn't admit it. "You can turn on the radio if you want." Tamsin gave permission for something she never usually considered. Kenzi shot between the front seats. "I was talking to Bo!" she said slapping away the human's hand.
Bo turned on the radio as Kenzi pouted in the back seat. Bo started off not changing the station and an impressive guitar was heard throughout the car. "What's this?" Kenzi asked the Valkyrie.
"Jimi Hendrix" was the automatic reply.
"Who's that?" Kenzi questioned. Tamsin's jaw dropped in pure shock. "Are you serious?..Bo tell her."
Bo frowned for a second knowing this was not going to go over well "Sorry .I don't know either."
In all the time she'd spent with her girlfriend Bo had never seen her eyebrows get higher than they were at the moment. She was sure if they got any higher they would become part of Tamsin's hair. "What about Fleetwood Mac?" No response. "Jefferson Airplane?" Still silence. "The Who?"
It turned out Bo was wrong because with every suggestion that went unanswered the blonde's eyebrows just kept getting higher.
"Babe your eyes are going to pop out of your head" the brunette warned.
"You've never heard of any of those and you're wasting time worrying about my eyes? …Priorities woman" Tamsin scolded.
"Jeeze calm down Valkubitch" Kenzi scoffed from the back seat. "The music you're referring to is probably ancient."
"ANCEINT! IT ONLY JUST HAPPENED IN THE SIXTIES!" Tamsin shout shrill.
Bo got a careful look in her eyes "Um babe the sixties were like more than 40 years ago. Kenzi and I were born in the eighties and nineties."
The vehicle was completely silent for several minutes before Tamsin's voice broke through grumbling. "I was born in the eighties too."
"Which eighties?" Replied Kenzi skeptical. The Valkyrie grumbled under her breath. "What's that? I couldn't hear you?" Kenzi shouted.
The Valkyrie growled before answering quietly "I was born in 984."
"Holy shit!" Kenzi fell out of her seat. "You've like been alive for more than a thousand years."
"Well I spent some of the time dead. But for the most part yes."
"I guess Bo is really into older women" Kenzi quipped.
Before anyone could take offense to the comment Kenzi's radio crackled. "Little mama come in. This is Hale over."
As Kenzi answered Tamsin rolled her eyes and Bo turned to look at her friend like she was crazy.
"Hale this is Kenzi over."
"Ask them about the whip again" Hale crackled over the two way.
"Not this again" Bo whined.
Kenzi pressed the button on her radio "I'll do my best." She continued pressing so the other car could hear the conversation.
"So really guys, who did use it?" Kenzi leaned between them.
"We are not having this conversation" Bo replied.
"I feel like it's the Valkyrie that's more into pain. All those wars and shit" Kenzi gestured towards the driver. "So did you like whipping your Valkyrie into shape?" Kenzi patted Bo's shoulder.
"I'm not saying anything" the brunette replied.
"Ok that's it I'm checking for marks" Kenzi started pulling at the Succubus's shirt trying to search for the sex injuries.
"Oh my god Kenz stop" Bo tried to swat her off. Unfortunately Kenzi was persistent and it turned into a struggle with thrashing.
It took less than three seconds before the Valkyrie became mad. "Ok stop! This is a fucking new truck."
Kenzi replied out of breath while trying to wrestle Bo's arms "If your fight with the Afreet didn't ruin it this isn't going to." Just then they went around a turn as Kenzi shoved Bo causing the two women to fly into the driver. The truck swerved into the other lane as the blonde got an elbow to the face.
The Valkyrie quickly pushed the two women away and abruptly pulled over to the side of the road. She saw Lauren do the same. "I can't believe you guys just made me pull over." The other two looked at her guilty.
Kenzi pointed to where Tamsin had been elbowed. "You've got a little something." Bo reached over to try to wipe away the blood but Tamsin swatted her hand away. She hunched in her seat seething. As the other three walked to the truck to find out what happened. Tamsin rolled down her window when the doctor tapped on it.
"What happened?" she said softly to the angry woman. The men stood on either side of her.
Tamsin answered calmly since she was the least angry at Lauren "Kenzi and Bo had a fight in the car like six year olds while she was trying to discover the important issue of our sex life."
"I don't think I completely understand" Lauren replied gently.
"Kenzi was trying to see if Bo had sex injuries." Tamsin's voice became louder "And someone elbowed ME IN THE FACE." Kenzi and Bo looked guilty again.
"Oh I see. Do you want me to look at that for you?" She offered.
"No but maybe we could trade Kenzi for Dyson" green eyes flicked over to the goth. Kenzi held her hand over her heart, mouth open offended.
Lauren looked between Kenzi and Tamsin. "I don't know Tamsin."
"No I'll be good. I swear." Kenzi begged.
"Fine but only if you give your two-way to Bo" Tamsin growled. As Kenzi did this, the Valkyrie turned back to Lauren. "How are you on gas? We should stop and get some before we get to the place. Trick said there wouldn't be any stations nearby."
"We can stop in a bit" Lauren answered. They shared a mutual nod before Tamsin rolled up her window and they were on their way again.
A few hours into the ride the two vehicles pulled on to a dirt road with several pot holes. When Lauren got stuck in one they considered hooking her car to Tamsin's truck to pull it out, but that ended up being unnecessary. Between the doctor pressing the accelerator, Hale and Dyson pushing from the back and Tamsin pulling from the front they managed to dislodge it. Luckily Lauren was a good driver and didn't run over the Valkyrie.
When they arrived at the house they came to the logical conclusion that Trick's friend was rather wealthy. The house was very modern, sided in vertical brown siding, the left side of the house had a slanted roof and several windows covered the front of the place. The whole place appeared to be three floors in total. Bo and Kenzi ran in to investigate immediately leaving poor whipped Tamsin to carry in the bags. Upon entering the house the kitchen was to the right and the living room to the left. The kitchen had black granite countertops and cabinets made of adler. The floor was clearly made from cherry wood. In the middle of the room there was a large table also made of cherry. The living room had a large amount of floor space the cherry flooring carried into it. There was a grey area rug in the entertainment area where a flatscreen was mounted on the wall. The room also had a bar on the wall opposite the television. There were two rather large bathrooms directly under the stairs which lead to the second floor. While walking up these stairs Tamsin saw the impressive deck that had both a Jacuzzi and an outdoor bar. Upon reaching the second floor which was carpeted in a darker grey than the living room, Tamsin found the reason for Kenzi's eagerness to get into the house. "This one's mine" Kenzi shouted as Tamsin passed. She turned her head to see the girl pointing into a room.
"Cool" the Valkyrie said tossing one of the girl's bags at her. The blonde chuckled when the human almost fell over after catching it. Dyson had taken the room across from Kenzi .When Tamsin reached the third floor Hale had taken the room closest to the stairs and Lauren was directly across the hall. She found Bo in one of the rooms at the end of the hall. "Why this one?"
Bo shrugged. "I just wanted to be as far from everyone as possible so they don't complain when I make you scream.
"Is that so?" Tamsin questioned mischievously, placing the bags on the floor.
"You bet it is" Bo smirked and walked over placing her arms around the Valkyrie's neck. Tamsin leaned down and kissed the other woman, who quickly reciprocated. This is what they were doing when Kenzi arrived at their doorway.
"Guy's come on. Hot tub time" Kenzi said excitedly.
The two separated and Bo rested her head on Tamsin's shoulder. "Ok we'll be down in a sec."
"You better. The doc is doing her science thing with alcohol so it's either gonna be great or I'm gonna need Tamsin's Valkyrie powers to make me forget it.
When everyone was changed into their bathing suits they sat in the hot tub. Dyson had on an orange and black pair of swim trunks while Hale had on a pair of red and black ones along with his hat. Lauren had on a bikini that was designed with alternating black and white stripes. Kenzi wore a black bikini as one would expect of her. The succubus was in a red bikini that revealed quite a bit of skin. Tamsin had gone with a dark green that emphasized the color of her eyes.
Lauren passed her concoctions around to the group. Dyson drank first and the other recipients looked at him closely as to avoid drinking something foul. The wolf's eye immediately lit up. "Oh my god this is great."
"Let us drink" Kenzi shouted loudly before gulping from her cup. Bo smiled at her friend while Tamsin raised her eyebrows while taking a drink from her cup.
The doctor suddenly got out of the hot tub and went over to the bar. A short while later Tamsin heard her name being called. "Psst Tamsin." The Valkyrie's eyes widened as she turned to Lauren who was waving her over in an exaggerated manner. Tamsin was so intrigued by Lauren's behavior that she didn't notice Bo's eyes turn blue as she watched her get out of the water.
"What's up doc?" the Valkyrie asked when she was close enough to the other blonde.
"Tamsin I have weed. Do you want some?"
"Doc weed doesn't really do much for me" Tamsin frowned. Sometimes being a Valkyrie had its down sides.
The doctor shook her head vigorously in protest. "No you don't get it. I made this myself."
"Great for you"
"No" Lauren said a little loudly. "I made it so fae could get stoned too."
"And you want to give me some" The taller blonde clarified. The doctor nodded rapidly. "Ok doc. Give me a hit." Lauren handed the Valkyrie a joint. Tamsin was quick to inhale as much as she could. She held the smoke in her lungs before breathing out, covering Lauren's face in the smoke. The two went back and forth for a bit and after a while Lauren deemed that they had smoked enough.
"Are you high yet?" Lauren asked Tamsin.
"No."
"Ugh" Lauren pointed a finger at her "you're supposed to be high." At this Tamsin began to giggle. "Ah ha finally. I knew this would do it." Lauren jumped up and down.
"Dude stop being annoying" Tamsin scowled.
"No Tamsin. You don't understand. I can't be annoying because everything is purple."
"Oh my god!" the Valkyrie looked around eyes wide. While looking at the purple world she noticed her girlfriend walking towards them in her bathing suit. Unfortunately she was way too stoned to feel aroused.
"What are you two up to?" Bo looked at them suspiciously.
Tamsin gasped. Bo looked at her strange. "Your voice is making the top of my head tingle."
"It's the sound waves" Lauren nodded sagely.
Bo's jaw dropped in shock. "Are you guy's high?" They both smiled at her in response before breaking down into giggles. Lauren had to hold onto the Valkyrie's arm for support.
The doctor's head rubbed up against Tamsin's arm. "You're soft" Tamsin said reaching out to rub Lauren's head.
"Thanks" she replied reaching up towards Tamsin's hair. She ran her finger through the blonde strands "You too."
"If a bit falls out you should keep it. It's luckier than a green man" Tamsin told her fellow blonde.
"Are you guys serious?" Bo sighed.
Lauren leaned over to whisper in Tamsin's ear "I think she feels left out."
Tamsin thought about it for a second before replying. "We should tell her she's soft too." At this the blondes nodded and went over to the succubus both attempting to play with her hair.
Bo struggled to escape the grabby hands but ultimately it was a failure. Lauren promptly announced "Bo your hair is nice but it's missing the sunshine."
Tamsin's eyes went wide. "Is she going to die?"
"No she wears some of yours."
"Ok you two." Bo grabbed onto Tamsin's arm with her left hand and Lauren's with her right and led them back to the hot tub.
"Hey BoBo what's up" Kenzi shouted. "You guys aren't gonna have a human sandwich threesome right?"
"No Kenzi these two just decided to get themselves really fucking stoned."
Kenzi's blue eyes became very wide. "Detective Valkubitich and Doc. No Fun, are high at the same time. THIS IS AWESOME!"
Now back in the warm water Tamsin sighed and put her head on Bo's shoulder. The Valkyrie placed a soft kiss where her head was laying. "You taste good. Do I taste good?"
At this Dyson spit out the sip he had just taken from his drink. "Ew now there's wolf bacteria in a warm moist environment ideal for multiplication" Lauren protested.
"What the hell man!" Hale protested as he was the closest to the spit.
"Oh that's what I said to him that time I kissed him" Tamsin announced excitedly.
Bo's eyes widened. "Excuse me!"
"Who haven't you kissed?" Dyson asked.
"Me" Lauren yelled. "Tamsin we should kiss" the human said seriously.
"Ok" the other blonde agreed. They leaned towards each other across the Succubus. Bo was stunned for a moment but she pushed them apart just before their lips met.
"Not cool dude" Tamsin whined.
"Tamsin's only kissed two of us" Kenzi added "It's Bo that's kissed everyone here."
"No way!" Bo protested. "I haven't kissed Hale!"
"Um yeah you did when we were under the influence of that creepy spider thingy."
"I KILLED IT" Lauren announced remembering stabbing the heart in the Dhal.
"We know" Dyson replied.
"Well Tamsin didn't know" the doctor protested looking at the Valkyrie for confirmation and smiled when she received a nod. "Besides Bo hasn't kissed everyone here yet. She still hasn't kissed herself."
Tamsin's eyes grew "I know a warlock…"
"Don't even think about it" the Succubus ordered.
Lauren looked at Bo for a second. "I could clone you." The Succubus sighed.