Shadow: I'm bored out of my mind. Sasugay you suffer.

Know Your Stars Naruto- Shadow-Style Remix

The Gay, Emo Dude

Back in the room in the middle of nowhere…..

Sasuke wakes up only to find himself tied to the chair. "Where in all of the Seven Hells am I?"

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'Where is that voice coming from and why am I all tied up?' Sasuke thinks in his retarded, gay, emo mind.

" Sasugay……is a gay, emo, transvestite vampire. (thank you Nova for that one)"

"I do not know where you all, but listen here woman. 1-My name is Sasuke, not Sasugay. 2- I am not gay, emo, or a transvestite vampire!!" He screams from the seat while trying to break free. "And will anyone tell me why I am tied to a chair!?"

"Cause I don't like and I don't want you to try and kill me or escape like Gaara did. Duh!"

"Wait a second…..Gaara was here?"

"No shit Sherlock. I just said that." Sasugay then glares into the ceiling. Oooohhh we're all so s-s-scared. "Oh and Naruto was here too."

"That dobe was here?"

"Ok now. How many times do I have to repeat myself to you!?"

Silence.

"Sasugay….loves pale, gay pedophiles…in their 50's."

"That is just sick and wrong." "That coming from the guy willing to give Orochimaru their body." "Touché."

"Sasugay……only acts emo so that he can get guys to notice him."

EVERY GUY IN KONOHA: "Eeewwwww!" "That is just wrong, man." "I think I need some of Gaara's mind soap." Me too." "Count me in." "Weren't Orochimaru and Kabuto enough?" "So that's why I saw those magazines in his bathroom….OH MY GOD!!"

"You.twitch.have.twitch.a very.twich.sick mind." "No that's just you. Magazine Boy." It really just can't get any better than this.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Ooops. Guess I spoke too soon. If you are wondering, he tried to chew through the ropes binding him and I turned on the electric wires in the ropes. Oh well.

"Sasugay….is indisposed. Let's leave him to his gay dreams and I'll see ya eventually!"

A.N.- (Sighing Heavily) I never got to finish torturing him. Send me things to do to him and I will feel better. Also thanks to DANNI MIYUKI for the pedophile thing and sorry 'bout Gaara ruining your interview with Naruto and thanks to the Naruto Abridged Series and Novanator's story Off Set and Out of Character on Deviantart.