Shdwfrsttln meister: Sorry if I haven't uploaded recently. Here it is. I do not own Warriors.
Firestar: Hello clan cats and welcome back to the Dare war show.
Icecloud: Who are you talking to?
Firestar: Silence in the presence of the great Muffin. (Tilts head to the direction of a house-sized muffin)
Cloudtail and Tigerstar: I'm in heaven. (Both dashes for the muffin)
Firestar: Without further ado, I present your host, ME, Firestar.. Firestar... Firetars... Firestar the cat! I will be hosting today's show.
Foxpelt asking Icecloud: What is he talking about and who is he talking to?
Icecloud: I don't know.
Breezepelt mourning being attacked by 200 kits that are presumed to be his: WHY! WHY! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU!
Icecloud: Stressed out.
Sandstorm: Where is Crowfeather anyway?
Crowfeather comes in with the Ipod still on his ears and unblinking eyes.
Sandstorm: O_O...Okay.
Rowanclaw: I'm annoyed.
Sandstorm: Why?
Rowanclaw: Starclan and the Dark Forest kept arguing whether I'm a tomcat or a she-cat and since they can't decide about it, I can't be a living thing other than a ghost cat.
Sandstorm: I understand your problem and I know you're already dead but, what is your gender?
Rowanclaw: ...
Sandstorm: ...
Rowanclaw: ...
Sandstorm: ... I'm waiting.
Rowanclaw: I don't even know.
Firestar: And that is all. DARE 1 WILL BE FROM ICECLOUD!
Icecloud: Just to fix everyone's sanity. I dare you, Blackstar and Tigerstar to jump on a lake that is 3 degrees farenheit.
Black Star: Yahoo. I'm here. Anyone called?
Icecloud: Who are you?
Black Star: I am the might black star and the one that will transcend the Gods.
Icecloud: Really?
Black Star: No. I'm just a figment of your imagination.
Icecloud: Wait, what?
Foxpelt: Who are you talking to?
Icecloud: What is happening?
Foxpelt: Firestar sweared for several minutes and then he jumped with Blackstar and Tigerstar. Why do that dare?
Icecloud: A voice kept screaming in my head screaming the dare. (Turns on her left to see Mistyfoot with a cord connected to her head and a speaker that Mistfoot is holding) KNOCK IT OFF!
Mistyfoot pulls out the cord and runs away.
Sandstorm: Tawnypelt, what is Rowanclaw's gender?
Tawnypelt stares at her in horror and backs away slowly and started to run away.
Sandstorm: I better stop asking about it.
Wet Firestar: Next dare is for me. Strap Icecould to a flying thing that will explode and will cause to rain chocolate.
All cats except Firestar and Icecloud: YAY, CHOCOLATE!
Icecloud: WHAT!
Cloudtail: They're gonna make the chocolate rain.
Random cats singing: chocolate rain. Some stay dry and other feel the pain. Chocolate rain.
Icecloud: MISTYFOOT MADE ME DO THE DARE!
FIRESTAR: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
ICECLOUD: I DON'T KNOW!
Firestar: I'll get the fly thing. (Grabs a rocket with a truckload of coffee strapped onto it) anyone doesn't want Icecloud to die?
All cats except Firestar: Icecould must not die.
Jayfeather: She's part of the prophecy.
All cats looked at him.
Jayfeather: I mean she hasn't paid me the herbs she was supposed to find.
Firestar: If Icecloud doesn't die, there will be no chocolate rain.
All cats except Icecloud and Firestar: ICECLOUD MUST DIE! THE CHOCOLATE RAIN MUST PROCEED!
Icecloud: I'm gonna regret this.
Mystery cat: Not so fast.
Heathertail: You're the same cat that annoyed us when Breezepelt, Lionblaze, and I were annoying each other. Speaking of Breezepelt, where is he?
Breezepelt with 300 kits following him: (Faces Heathertail with a sorrowful face) they kept coming. They can't be get rid of. Why Heathertail, what have I ever done to you? What have I done to you? (Heads toward Crowfeather and Nightcloud who are both twitching)
Firestar: DARE 3 goes to Bluestar.
Bluestar: I dare Tigerstar to be teleported into the meteor that was supposedly going to hit Earth.
Firestar: You are talking nonsense. That won't be a dare.
Bluestar: Tigerstar will die amidst a supernova and a black hole if he does the dare.
Tigerstar ad Firestar: What?
Bluestar: Tigerstar, will, go, boom, if, he, does, the, dare.
Firestar: It's a dare.
Mystery cat: Hey. I'm still here trying to save Icecloud from a gruesome death.
Mystery cat walks to the moonlight revealing-
Shdfrstln meister: That's all for now. Next chapter will be a lot funnier. Reviews are highly appreciated. Please review who you want to be Icecould's saviour