Chapter 3- The Good, The Bad, and The Cold
"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the All Stars! 50 campers plus 4 newbies had return to compete for 5 million dollars! We headed back to Egypt aka the land of hot! The teams were made, the names were given. Our three teams did the good ol camel challenge! There was running, basket weaving, and singing! In the end Killer Lions won the challenge and The Screaming Panthers had sent chatty chat Staci to the Drop of shame. And I don't blame them. What challenges do we have for them today? Who will win? Who will take the Drop of Shame? Find out right here on…. TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF THE ALL STARS!"
(INTRO CUE)
Loser class. (Screaming Panthers, Mutant Wolves)
Dakota was not enjoying the ride at all. "Ugh was is that smell?"
"Probably, defeat." replied Leshawna.
"It would have been easier if we didn't have to sing." said MacArthur
"Yeah or that just suck." Jo taunted.
"Why you?!" MacArthur screamed. It took Devin, Geoff and Tyler to hold her back from attacking Jo.
"MacArthur. You need to control your temper." Sanders told her.
"Ugh. Fine." MacArthur reassured.
Devin:This is one of the worst plane rides I ever had. Economy class really sucks.
Brick: I pretty use to that section. I been on military planes thousands of times back at bootcamp.
First Class(Killer Lions)
The Killer Lions were calmly enjoying breakfast.
"Oh man! These eggs are amazing!" Ezekiel said as he ate his food.
"Today we eat like winners!" exclaimed Corey he turned to Junior. "You alright man?"
"Yeah!" Junior replied as he tried the omelet on his plate. "Oh man, this food is better than my dad's cooking! Oops sorry dad." he said looking at the camera.
Cody was just now waking up and notice something. "Huh? My sock and shoes are still on my feet. Sierra actually left me alone the night!"
"Actually she did try to sneak in like twice." Mac informed him. "But we stopped her."
"That's a relief." Cody said
"Yeah I saw season three and I felt sorry for you." said Dave
"I still can't believe you and Noah are brothers." said Cody.
"Wait where is Noah?" asked Emma as she looked around and saw Owen sleeping on the couch and then fell off to reveal that he was sleeping on top of Noah the entire night.
"Why?!" Noah exclaimed. "Thanks for finally noticing I was missing all night! What am I? Ezekiel?"
"Hey!" Ezekiel exclaimed while accidentally spitting some egg on Trent's face.
"Oh sorry." said Ezekiel
Just then Mike and Zoey came in holding hands.
"Hey where were you guys?" asked Sky
"Nowhere!" The couple replied at the same time and blushed.
"Right." Mac replied as he, Cody and Corey chuckled.
Later then the plane went into some turbulence.
The camera cuts to Chris and Chef in the cockpit
"We've got some nasty air bumps." Chef said through the speakers. "Lock your butts into a seat. Over!"
Economy section
"Just what we need!" Duncan said
"Momma!" D.J shouted
Scott tried to buckle his seat belt but the strap breaks.
"Are you kidding me?!" Scott says in frustration.
The plane lands on a very icy runway and slides a for couple a feet and crashes into some ice. Shawn makes it to the door only to realize how far down it is to the ground.
"Ah!" He exclaimed.
Jasmine walks to the door and accidentally bumps into Shawn off the plane. Bridgette doesn't stop walking either causes Jasmine to fall off. After a a chain reaction of people walking into each other everyone but Owen has fell out of the plane. He jumps out.
"I'm alive!" Owen exclaimed
Chris walked over to the door.
"Welcome to Antarctica!" Chris announced
Noah: Why can't we just have a normal landing!
A few minutes later all of the contestants were gathered at the starting line and were shivering.
"Uh, where are our jackets?!" Trina demanded since Chris is wearing one.
"Relax I order coats for everyone." Chris said. "They won't be here in a few weeks but I'll be sure to hand them out." This was met by groans
Heather: That's exactly what he said last time and I don't remember getting any jackets.
"Okay, here's today challenge!" Chris said to the contestants "Crossing this icy river, teams must take their way across by jumping from ice from ice flow to the next, the first team that makes it across wins! Any questions?"
"Is it a reward or elimination challenge?" asked Cody.
"Good question Cody and like I'm gonna tell ya." replied Chris.
"We only had one elimination, I doubt this is a reward challenge." Courtney says.
"There's like 53 of us, I'm pretty sure all of them are eliminations." said Emma.
"Actually they're not." Chris explained. "But if I don't tell ya it will make the you guys try harder. So you won't know til the challenge is over. Anywho the challenge starts in three, two, one,...GO!"
Chef blows his horn signaling the race. The teams started running towards the ice floats. Lighting is the first one to jump on an ice float but slips on the ice and falls into the water.
"Nice one Light-dolt." Jo said as she jumped by.
Lighting glared at her as resurfaces.
Lighting: That Jo thinks he's all that. Just watch him lose to the Lighting. SHA-AAH!" (He falls out of the confessional).
Dave along with Noah watched as Emma and Sky made their across river.
"What a woman." Noah commented as he watched Emma. "If they can do it, we can do it, come on!" He leapt on one then another.
Dave sighed. "I'm gonna to regret this." He said as he started jumping.
Carrie jumped on another ice flow in the middle of the river only to nearly slide off it into the water.
"I've got you." Devin grabbed her arm and pulled her back.
"Thanks." said Carrie
"Anytime." replied Devin as they both smiled at each other.
Duncan was struggling a little bit and then he saw Alejandro jumping over easily.
"Show off!" Duncan called out
"Come on Duncan, move it! I'm not losing again!" said Courtney as she jumped by.
"Put a lid it Princess!" replied the punk.
Duncan: Courtney is always uptight I swear. That's what I dig about her.
Mac, Corey, Mike and Cody were nearly to the end.
"I think I see the finish line!" said Corey
"First place is ours!" exclaimed Cody
"Not on my watch!" yelled Trina as shoved by. "Move it!" Trina shoved Corey and Mike out of the way and made it to the finish line where Chris and Chef were waiting.
"YES!" Trina cheered.
"NO!" Corey and Cody yelled as Mac and Mike groaned
Mac: She is definitely gonna pay for that!
"Trina congratulations for you and the rest of the wolves for winning the first part of the challenge!" Chris declared.
"WHAT?! First part?!" Trina shouted.
Mike, Mac, Cody and Corey laughed at her reaction.
Mac: Never mind that took care of it.
"You're surprised there huh?" Chris chuckled to himself.
Just then the rest of contestants had arrive.
"What we miss?" asked Brody.
"Is it over?" asked Heather.
"The first part of the challenge is over." Chris explained. "Our next challenge is a snowball war ,called I Snow You There!"
"Gee what a great name." said Noah sarcastically.
Laney: Snowball war? Gee sounds like fun. (sarcasm)
Junior: This challenge will be easy. I won a lot of snowball fights back at home.
MacArthur: Snowball? Piece of cake.
Chris continued with the instructions. "For this challenge you'll each have 1 hour to build yourself a snow fort, then you'll each get a special item that must be kept in your fort at all times. First team with all to get all three items wins first class. And once again you will have to launch snowballs at your pursuing competitors, but no shovels. Except for the Wolves for winning the first part of the challenge. Oh, and here's a twist, Chef will be deciding which of the last teams will loses! Now there are some 'surprises' hidden in the snow, and it can benefit or harm your team. Now, begin!"
Lions
"Any of you guys have any ideas?" Noah asked his team.
Mac pondered for a moment. "I think I got one, I used to do a lot of snow forts when I was eight Unless anyone got other suggestions."
"I can only make a basic fort." said Junior shrugging his shoulders.
"Me and Kitty were never snow people." Emma added.
"Same here." Laney pointed out
"All me and my brothers did was drink the lemonade people poured in the snow for us." Owen said. Everyone cringed at that.
Trent: Ok. Did not need to know that.
"Uh, ok. Mac what's the plan?" Noah said.
"We're gonna need to make like snow blocks if want our to work." Mac explained.
Panthers
"What we gonna build?" asked Shawn
"I don't do snow forts and I don't know how to build them." said MacArthur
Sanders rolled her eyes at that comment.
"I can build it. I built a ton out of dirt in cadet school!" said Brick.
"Go nuts." MacArthur responded
"Us surfers aren't that good with snow." Bridgette said.
"I play with sand a lot! I can help build!" Brody offered.
"I'll help to." said Tyler
"Alright let's get building." said Devin.
Wolves
"Alright, as your leader, we do what I say." said Heather.
"Where do begin Queen Bee." Jo said deadpanned.
"Go collect some snow!" Heather hissed. Jo rolled her eyes but complied.
"You four, build the fort!" Heather said to Duncan, Scott, Alejandro, Lighting.
"Sure thing you're highness." Duncan said dryly
"What?! You people are allowing this." Courtney said.
"It's either that or we start another debate about who's leader." said Eva
"Fine just for this challenge." Courtney agreed.
"Just get building!" Heather said as she walked off. After about 10 paces, she stepped on a booby trap which sent her flying into the mound of snow the Panthers had collected. She jumped out, and was met with Leshawna.
"Hey Queenie! Get outta our fort!" yelled Leshawna.
The camera shows a montage of the teams building their forts with many bobby traps being set off. Several of the competitors aren't contributing to the building, for example Duncan and Scott were battling over what goes where. Sugar was sleeping. Geoff and Bridgette were making out. Sierra was building a Cody snowman while the real Cody observed this and facepalmed.
Cody: Why am I not surprised.
"Time's up! Let's have a look at the forts!" Chris announced. He walks over to the Panthers fort which similar to a military barracks. Brick salutes to it
MacArthur: Something tells me we shouldn't have let him build the fort.
"Hmm. Boring, but it's something!" Chris says, "Now the Wolves!" Chris sees the Wolves fort which is just a square box.
"Wow this is pathetic," Chris staring at the fort.
"Sorry to disappoint you." Scott said. "Not everyone bother to help."
"Yeah like our leader here." Trina pointed to Heather who rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, let's hope the final team have created something better. Time for the Lion's fort!" Camera cuts to the Mac's creation which is a giant castle.
"Woah! This is awesome!" Chris shouted.
Mac: After years of practice I totally nailed it.
"Alright, now that we have the forts let's distribute the items you shall be defending. Wolves you will be defending this!" Chris said, and a cage was brought in with a tiny living plant inside.
"Isn't that one of Larry's kids?" Zoey asked.
"Yep! We got it from Boney Island! Took a lot interns to get this guy." Chris explained. "You might wanna to be careful he has a strong bite." Chef dropped the plant in the Wolve's fort.
"I will not be frightened by a plant." Max pointed to the plant, then it tried to bite Max finger's causing him to yelp.
"Now Panthers, you'll be guarding, a mutant squirrel!" Chris instructed
"Wait,are those one of the eye laser squirrels?" Brick asked. Chris nodded.
"Hah!' That squirrel will have nothing me!" MacArthur said.
Just then the squirrel started shooting lasers causing MacArthur screamed and ducked.
"You were saying?" said Sanders not surprised.
Corey: So they have squirrels that can shoot laser out of their eyes? (Pauses) Awesome!
"Lions, you shall keep, this!" Chef handed Cody a purple egg.
"Wait! This is one of the condor eggs!" said Cody alarmed.
"That's right Codester!" Chris chuckled.
"Gah!" Cody tossed the egg into Dave's hand and ran off.
"Okay that we have our items we'll have a 5 minute peace zone then you can start going after the other teams! Now go strategize!" Chris announced.
Lions
The whole team was huddled up. Mac had finished setting up their slingshot.
"With this we can you it to fire the snowballs." Mac says
"Alright,now we need to divvy up who is where," Noah told his friends, "Anyone want to volunteer?"
"I think we should have Junior as a runner. No offense, but I don't think you'll be too well in a defense situation." Gwen said
"None taken!" said Junior.
"I'll go with Junior. I won't be much help on defense either." Noah added.
"Me and Cody will go too." Mac said. "Zeke you'll guard the object with Owen. The rest of you guys we'll be firing snowball at the others."
"I'm on it, eh!" Ezekiel said.
"You'll be careful out there." Emma said to Noah.
"Never fear I'll be alright." Noah said reassuringly.
"Let's win another challenge!" Corey said.
Panthers
"Alright, y'all, we need to send our weakest team members to attack. We need our best players on Sam, Cameron, sorry but that means you." said Leshawna. They nodded and except their fate.
"They're gonna need some muscle, I'm going with them!" said MacArthur.
"I'll stay on defense." Jasmine says. "It'll probably be the best."
"I'll guard the squirrel." Devin volunteered
""Who's gonna throw the throwballs?" asked Shawn.
"Leave the firing to me." Tyler said confidently.
Geoff: Okay, Tyler is one of my bros and all, but I don't trust the dude when it comes to throwing things.
Wolves
"You two are on attack." Heather said to Scott and Duncan.
"Yes ma'am." Scott said sarcastically
"I'm staying here, like I said I ain't built for running." said Sugar.
"Yeah apparently." Eva mumbled two herself.
"I volunteer to be on defense." Alejandro offered.
"Fine. Just don't try anything!" said Heather.
Alejandro just smirked.
"I'll fire the snowballs!" Trina declared
"Knock yourself out newbie." Jo said
Trinia: People think I don't know what I'm doing because I'm new. And I'm going to keep that way. (smirks)
"Alright teams! Let the snowball fight, begin!" Chris announced.
All of the runners for each team ran out of their forts. Most of the runners ran immediately for the Lion's fort.
"How the heck did these guys build a castle?" Duncan asked as he, Scott and the other runners manage to get in and was immediately barraged by snowballs while people like Sam and Cameron ran away.
MacArthur: Cowards
Meanwhile, Junior and Noah ran for the Wolve's fort. When they got there, they looked inside. Eva was pacing around in front of the plant kid, while Sugar was sleeping and everybody else was making snowballs.
"I'll distract her, you run for the plant." Noah whispered.
"Got it," Junior responded. Noah ran in.
"Hey Eva!" Noah called out. Eva turn to that direction and was met with a snowball to the face. She wiped it off and growled, then ran at Noah.
"AHHH!" Noah screamed as he ran out of the fort.
"Get back here ya bookworm!" Eva could be heard off scream.
Junior popped up from behind a wall, grabbed the Larry kid. It started whining and Junior comforted it.
"It's ok little guy, I'm not gonna hurt you." Junior patted it and it started to calm down. He turned to leave but was met to Courtney and Sierra.
"Alright twerp hand it over!" said Courtney.
"Hey! Is that Cody shirtless?" Junior pointed another way with fake surprised.
Sierra immediately squealed and sprinted to that direction.
"Uh, Cody's not here, he's on the other team!" Courtney called out but to no avail and didn't notice Junior running by her.
Jo however did notice. "Hey! Get back here!"
Junior runs through the fort creating a hole shaped like him. Courtney and Jo made similar ones to the side of him and started to catch up them.
"Junior! Throw the plant!" Mike called out from the castle.
Junior did so and Mike didn't caught it because he got hit in the face with a snowball. Zoey did manage to catch it but the plant started to whine again.
"It's okay. I'm not going hurt you." Zoey patted it as it calm down.
Panthers Forts
Cameron and Sam had came back and were panting.
"Y'all got any of the items?" asked Leshawna
"No, the Lions got their fort armed." Sam explained and on cue a snowball had hit the fort.
"Come on people we have to attack back!" said Sanders.
"We're trying! But our snowballs aren't getting nowhere if were just throwing them." D.J said as Tyler was attempting to throw the snowballs to the other forts but to no avail.
"Just keep trying!" Jasmine says.
Tyler attempted to throw another one but only to hit Shawn.
"Hey!" Shawn said.
Cody and Mac were running towards the Panthers Fort easily dodging snowballs.
"Man whoever firing over there has no aim." Mac commented.
"True that. It's probably Tyler." Cody replied.
"How do you know-" Mac was cut off when a bomb went off causing him to flying into the Panther's fort.
Mac: Well there's one of things I need watch out for while I'm here.
"Hey what you doing in our fort?" asked Leshawna sternly.
"Trying to win." Mac said confidently as he got up and ran past her and shove Devin out of the way and manage to grab the sleeping squirrel.
"Hey that's our!" Tyler said grabbed as he reach for it.
"Quiet! You'll wake it." said Mac as he pushed Tyler back.
"So what?" asked Tyler
"You want it to start shooting lasers?" said Mac.
Tyler realized he had a point. "Oh yeah."
"Hey new boy." said a familiar voice who turned out to be Duncan.
"I'm gonna need that rodent." Duncan demanded.
"You want it? You'll have to go through me?" Mac said.
Duncan cracked his knuckles. "Don't have ask me twice."
Cody: (chuckles) Duncan, you don't know what you're in for.
"Bring it on!" yelled Mac as Tyler and Duncan jumped on him. Everyone in the fort witnessed the fight.
"Oh dear that poor creature can't handle all this tension." said Dawn
Mac manage to push Tyler out of the way and held Duncan with his free arm.
"Cody! Catch!" Mac threw the squirrel towards him, and Cody barely caught it.
"Got it! Don't worry little guy I'm not gonna to hurt you, so please don't shoot your lasers." Cody said to it as he ran back towards the Lions Fort.
"Get back here dork!" Duncan ran after the geek.
"Mike! Trent!" Cody shouted. The two boys turned their heads and watched Cody throw them the squirrel as Duncan tackled him. Luckily, Trent managed to catch it and ran back in the castle.
"The Lions win again!" Chris announced. The team cheered for claiming victory again.
"So Chef, which team didn't make the cut?" the host asked.
"Let's see...those guys." Chef pointed to the Mutant Wolves. "You lose and you're sending home tonight."
"Sha-what?! Aw man! Lighting's on a team of losers!" Lighting complained.
Trina: You know I'm beginning to have second thoughts about this team.
"Alright the Panthers take second! Congrats on not coming last!" Chris said. "Wolves I'll seen you in the elimination room aboard!"
"Somebody help!" yelled a familiar voice who turn out to be Noah still getting chase by Eva.
Back on the plane (elimination room)
"It's voting time people." Chris said to the Wolves. "Go into the bathroom and the stamp the passport of who you vote for."
(Montage of contestants voting)
"Those who'll be staying in the game will receive in flight snacks, whoever doesn't received one will be taking the drop of shame. The following players are safe..."
"Heather"
"Jo"
"Courtney"
"Duncan"
"Scott"
"Alejandro"
"Trina"
"Topher"
"Max"
"Scarlett"
"Sierra"
"Amy"
"Anne Maria"
"Justin"
The only two remaining were Sugar and Eva.
"The final bag goes to...
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"Eva!" Chris announced as her toss her the bag
"What? How is that even possible?" Sugar asked in surprised.
"Votes have been spoken Sugar time to take the drop of shame." said as Chris as he handed her a parachute.
"Fine!" Sugar pouted. "I got better things to do than to be here." She jumped out, but quickly got stuck. "Gosh darn it!'
"Allow me." Scott mockingly offered and promptly kicked her out the door only, meant to be farted in the face.
Heather: Sugar is like a female version of Owen, like heck were going to keep her around.
Eva: So long dead weight.
"You know I'm quite satisfied with that elimination." Chris said in the cockpit. "Well that's all for now, see what happens next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF THE ALL STARS!"
Again sorry for the long update. I have a lot things to do and this is my first fanfiction. If you like, please give ideas of interactions between the characters and whoever posted those challenges. Thank You! Ghost Warrior out!