Ch3
"Dude yes!"
"Dude no!"
Henry yelled from his spot under the oak. That's what they started doing, get together under their oak. Henry would always come to this oak when he was younger to talk to an older guy, Christopher, but since the curse broke Christopher moved to England. It was one lonely day when he found another brooding boy under the long branches of the oak. A sad boy. A lost boy. Felix was broken, with nowhere to go. He started off cold but Henry's attempts to become friends never wavered. Soon they became excellent friends. Henry got him back to school and a family adopted him. Felix was still a trouble maker and a bad boy but he was always a loose goof and his true self around Henry.
Felix removed the cigarette from his mouth and lifted his body enough to look at Henry.
Henry gave him an exasperated look.
"Dude it's my mom!"
Felix shook his head laughing and return the smoke to his lips.
"Your adoptive mum"
At this the younger boy punched the other.
"SHE RAISED ME YOU ASS!"
Felix laughed harder.
"God Henry, you hit like a girl"
"You look like a girl"
Henry grumbled.
"Yeah but not hot like your mom, or your other mom"
At this Henry sat up waving his arms.
"DUDE!"
Felix chuckled still laying in his spot smoking. He loved to pester Henry with this subject.
"You know what would be hot?"
Henry massaged his brow and sighed.
"Please do not say my moms together-"
"YOUR MUMS TOGETHER! Making out"
"FELIX!"
"Dude! Have you seen their boobs?"
"That's it" Henry grabbed his bag and tried to stand up but Felix latched to his legs making him fall.
"BRO!"
Felix laughed flipped the poor boy around and straddled him.
Henry struggled and Felix grabbed his hands pinned them above his head.
"Whatcha gonna do bro? huh!?"
He screamed and Henry laughed trying to get off.
"Come on man! Get off!"
"Come on Hen! be a lost boy!"
He yelled and began blowing air on Henry's face.
Gathering strength Henry switched their positions.
"How you like me now?" Henry said waggling his brows.
"Better!"
Said Felix wagging his bushy eyebrows, snatching his discarded cigarette and took a quick drag to blow it on Henry's face.
Henry fell back waving the offending smoke off.
"Not cool man! You know I hate that stuff!"
Felix cackled and stood cleaning his jeans from the grass stains and gave a hand to the other boy. Henry gingerly took it and slapped the cigaret off his friends hand.
"So what do you want to do?"
Felix hummed.
"Want to go outside Granny's and check Ruby out?"
Henry nodded and they got on Felix Vintage Vespa.
They parked just outside Granny's and Felix got out to lean against the bike while Henry remained on it. The blond boy took a pair of glasses and slipped them on while Heaney arranged his beanie correctly.
"Hey want some ice cream?"
Felix shook his head and Henry shrugged. He walked to the ice cream shop and got himself a chocolate mint. When he got back he returned to his seat and they stared at the diner. Henry slipped his own sunglasses and put low music on his phone.
"Damn man, your mom with Ruby! Heh Yeah!"
Henry rolled his eyes and look.
His blonde mother seemed to be in a heated conversation with the sexy waitress.
"What can I do Ruby?!"
The waitress hummed and popped her chewing out of her mouth inspecting it for a minute in thought.
"I can get you both drunk, again"
Emma gave her a serious look and Ruby went on cleaning the bar, leaning close to the marvel making her ass pop out.
Emma took a sip of her coffee appreciating the gorgeous butt. Ruby smirked chewing her gum.
"Are you sure you are into Regina?"
Emma laughed.
"Pretty sure, I mean you've seen her"
"Hell yeah"
Emma bared her teeth jokingly.
"You should put that away" the blonde says nodding at the brunette's ass.
Ruby glance at it and frowns.
"Why?"
Emma scoffed.
"Because I'm pretty sure everyone's eyes are going sore from staring at it, including my son" Ruby turned to the window and laughed at the sight of a nodding Felix and a blushing Henry trying to hide behind the Vespa.
Emma shook her head.
"Can we go back to my problem?"
"You could ask her out"
Emma sighed again, impressively they went over this.
"I can't, she said" and Emma straighten her back and crossed her legs and regally as she could. She fixed her leather jacket to make it look like blazer and made her best Regina voice. Which sounded more like a British woman.
"It was a one time thing, no feelings attached"
Ruby snorted at the attempt.
"One time thing my ass! I mean have you seen the way she looks at your ass!? She probably would hit that more than once, I know I would"
Emma blushed.
"Shut up Rubini"
Ruby smirked and blew a kiss to Emma. The dinners door slammed opened with a chilly breeze. Elsa collapsed on the stool next to Emma so fast she nearly fell through the other side.
"You guys I need to stay away from town hall, seriously Emma your brother, needs a nanny"
Emma and Ruby snorted. Elsa had taken the position as Snow's new assistant and apparently baby Neal wouldn't stop crying.
"It's your job, how did you get out?"
Emma asked.
Elsa fixed her hair and sighed.
"Lunch order, I have 10 minutes before she realizes, So what are you guys talking about?"
"Emma's ass"
Ruby answered simply and Emma rolled her eyes. Elsa sat a bit straighter.
"What's wrong with your ass?"
Emma opened her mouth but Ruby beat her to it and answers as a matter of fact
"She says Regina wouldn't tap it" .
"No way, I would" says Elsa leaning forward. Emma stares at Elsa. She cursed herself, why does she have such hot friends.
"I need uglier friends" she grumbles under her breath making the other girls laugh. The Arrandelle twins had learned what a happened after they left the apartment last night.
"Who would say, The Savior and the Evil Queen?" Elsa says with a chuckle. Emma sighed like she hasn't heard that one before.
"I said, so corny it hurts, even before the curse you had the hots for each other, I mean did you guys know the definition of personal space?"
Elsa laughs.
"It was like that?"
Ruby rammed herself to the nearest wall, pressing herself next to it and smashing her cheek on it.
"He is my son! No he's my son Msssssss SWAAN!"
She snarls mockingly and Elsa cups her mouth trying to hold her laugh while Emma glares at the waitress secretly jealous because the brunette could imitate Regina much better than her.
"I'm corny? How about beauty and the beast"
That snaps Ruby back to her place and she leans to Emma.
"Hey! Shush! StoryBrooke is a small town!"
Emma turns to look at the diner. Everyone was till about their business and weren't paying attention to the shrilly trio.
"How's that anyway?"
Elsa asks and Emma scoffs.
"The married part or the pregnant part?"
Ruby smacks Emma on the arm and the blonde gasps.
"Tale as old as time, it happens once in a while!, tale as old as time, beauty cheats on beast! Or vice versa"
Emma chanted and while she was doing she knew she overstepped it. It was clear as Ruby stood and stormed to the front to where Emma was. The brunette glared at Emma and the blonde open her mouth for an apology but she came out dry. The brunette stormed out the dinner and granny came out of the kitchen.
"Ah god damn it Emma, what did you do this time?"
The older woman yelled and Emma hanged her head in shame. Elsa whistled, ever since Belle and Ruby hooked up, Emma was nervous for the werewolf.
"I don't want her to get heartbroken"
Emma sighed banging her head against the bar. Elsa patted her back.
"Emma sometimes we think that we know our true love, but we don't , feelings change and so does true lovers, just give them time, they are getting a divorce anyway"
Emma huffed.
"We don't know yet"
Elsa sighed and picked her lunch.
"Well I need to go, before this gets cold"
Emma rose her head.
"I thought we were over the puns"
Elsa rolled her eyes.
"We are"
Emma stood up. She was tired of screwing things up and rushed out the door after the brunette. On her way she knocked someone, the blonde didn't bothered to see who it was she had priorities. She ran after the storming Ruby and caught up to her.
"Ruby wait!"
She grabbed the brunette's forearm and halted her. Ruby huffed and looked at her with red stricken eyes.
Emma's heart broke at the sight of her best friend crying.
"I am so sorry, I swear I need to know how to shut up, Ruby I know she is great pair for you, and I'm, god damn it I was an ass I had my mind on Regina and didn't think about you, I'm sorry rubes"
Emma whispered sincerely. Ruby stared at her friend and cleaned the tears falling down her cheeks. Ruby stared at her feet before looking back at the pleading forest orbs.
Running a hand throw her hair she grumbled.
"Damn it Swan, don't do this again to me"
Emma smiled big and goofy wrapping her arms around Ruby's waist and hugging her while twirling her on the air. Ruby laughed and wrapped her arms around the blondes neck.
Putting the brunette down Emma smiled and nudge Ruby with her shoulder and the brunette copied. They friendship moment broke when a sultry voice appeared.
"What is happening here"
The couple turned to look at the former mayor who was glaring daggers at the waitress.
"Regina!"
Ruby smiled hooking her arm on Emma's shoulder giving her a side hug. The blonde grinned and blushed a little.
"We had a misunderstanding, but it's okay now right Ems?"
"Yeah"
Emma breathed, discreetly checking the other brunette out. She snapped her eyes back to the mocha orbs and smiled.
"Oh good to know that whatever happened here was fixed and that it was worth the fact that you knocked me to the ground" Regina snapped at the couple. The former mayor wasn't going to lie that she was angered at the blonde, not only for knocking her but for leaving her on the ground and ran to the sluty waitress instead. She glared and the pale hand gripping the brunette's waist.
Huffing Regina fixed her pursed and strut past the couple leaving Emma to stare at her ass and the brunette smirked knowing the blonde was indeed looking.
Ruby let a low whistle.
"Damn, she hot in the jealous jelly" Ruby said heading back to the diner.
Emma frowned after her friend.
Regina jealous? Was Regina into Red?
"Fuck, me would ya?"
Emma huffed glaring after the ex mayor as she made her way to the station.
A.N
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