Thank you for all the lovely reviews! Keep them coming, lovelies, I have a good few questions and comments to make use of and answer, so I can write this one without too much trouble :D Also, I do not wish to offend anyone with my answers, I just have an opinion of my own too and honestly this story won't be objective at all.

I let my eyes run over the texts I had received, a small smile upon my lips at some of the questions and an eyebrow raise at others.
I looked up then, letting my eyes search for Sir Leon.

When I found him, I beckoned him forward and tossed a pinch or two of sparkling drug dust at his face, then waited a moment for him to inhale it completely.

"There we go. Sir Leon, I have a sophiahitachiin here asking you how many times have you died?" I asked.
He looked thoughtful for a moment, probably counting, before he answered.

"I would have to say about two or three times, though I have come close many more times," he answered.

"Awesome. Also, Sir Leon, while you were dead, did you happen to meet a man by the name of Rory?" I asked. He brightened up at that, a grin crossing his face.

"Oh yes! He is a great man, we have shared stories often in the next realm. He always talked about-" I cut him off there, placing a hand on his mouth as I glanced over at a distracted Doctor.

"Shh- Spoilers" I whispered, before letting go and moving on to Merlin.

"Hi, could you magick up Sir Lancelot please?" I asked Merlin. He nodded, concentrated, and Lancelot appeared out of thin air, looking massively confused. I wasted no time in drugging him and while the dust took effect, I turned to Arthur.

"From the same reader, she (I'm assuming) says that she... 'lives' you, which I assume means she loves you," I told him.
He looked very full of himself for a moment there, though no surprise was detectable in his eyes, as he was probably used to hearing this.

"And Lancelot... Before I give my message, I want to make it clear that I disagree greatly with this next bit. She suggests that you 'go die in a hole'. I'm really sorry, Lance, I guess you can't win them all," I said, placing a hand on his shoulder as everyone in the room looked offended. I always rather liked this rendition of 'Lancelet of the Lake' no matter what anyone else said. Or how sappy he could be. But anyways, moving on.

"My next reader wants... Me to update soon. Aww, thanks TheVixxStarr, I'm doing just that. Although I'll admit the 'soon' part is relative" I giggled a bit, smiling brightly at my phone before moving on to the next text.

"Now, a question for Uther from Jay5312." I said, walking over to the king and ripping the duct tape off his mouth. I blew a cloud of dust in his face and waited a moment for it to take effect.

"Why do you hate magick so much?" I asked. Uther growled.

"Because magick is evil, it killed Igraine, my love," he practically hissed. I rose an eyebrow at him.

"You do know that you're the one who made the deal, right? A life for a life?"

"I DON'T CARE!" he hollered, prompting me to replace the duct tape on his mouth as he struggled against his bonds.
I turned to Arthur this time, he seemed to be rather popular.

"Arthur, same person asks you 'why are you so mean to Merlin?' " I asked.
He looked rather affronted while merlin hid a snigger behind his hand.

"I'm not mean to Merlin! I'm very kind and tolerant of my manservant considering his uselessness and rudeness and complete lack of- of- manliness!" he argued. I just stared at him for a while as Merlin shot him a look.

"I don't think you can say that last one after I-"

"Okay! Okay, fine" Arthur gave, crossing his arms.

"I think what Arthur means to say, if i use all my psychology classes, is that the reason he's mean to Merlin in public is to disguise the fact that he acts more than the complete opposite at night, behind closed doors and under the sheets," I said, extremely proud of myself.
Arthur and Merlin were blushing, the knights didn't look one bit surprised but the King though, he looked positively horrified.
It was all quite amusing.

Please leave all your questions for any character in the show in a review so that I can answer them in this story, thank you! I'll try to update once a week, but if i don't have enough questions I'll wait an extra week or two ;3