"I just... Are we dreaming?" Leo asked the two princesses.

Celestia shook her head, "I am pretty sure you are not dreaming."

Danyka looked around. She didn't seem concerned about the princesses.

"May I ask you both a question?" Luna began.

Leo suddenly blushed crimson red, "Anything!"

"Is there a reason you have a shirt with me on it, and the girl has a shirt with Discord?"

Danyka and Leo exchanged glances.

"It's hard to explain," Danyka said, "Let's just say we're big fans."

Celestia interrupted, "So, what are your names, and where are you from?"

Danyka pointed to herself, "Danyka Jinx. Fanboy over here is Leo Star. We're from the United States on planet Earth, located in the Milky Way Galaxy."

"And you're purely human?"

What kind of question is that? Danyka thought to herself, "Yup. Purely human."

Leo was too busy fawning over Luna to even join in on the conversation.

Celestia spoke again, "I've heard that many humans are warlike and hostile though. I sense you two are not as such."

"Your senses would be correct. The last thing we want to do is harm anyo-... Anypony here." Danyka suddenly blurted out, "Now where's Disco-? I mean uh... Do you guys like disco music?"

The two sister exchanged confused glances.

"I'm a classical fan." Celestia stated.

"I'm more for modern electro." Luna said.

Danyka mentally slapped herself.

"But we're getting off track here," Celestia continued, "We... We're pretty sure we have no way of returning you back to your home. That spell was one-way, since we expected only to bring in an inanimate object."

"That's fine!" Both humans exclaimed in union.

Celestia looked a little surprised at their acceptance in being stuck in a completely new world, "Anyways, I'm not entirely sure that the Equestrians will be accepting to two strange creatures in their land that are usually considered hostile. We may have to change you into something else so that you can hide your human identity."

"Don't make us alicorns," Danyka growled, "God forbid it."

Luna laughed, "Make two creatures that we do not trust into alicorns? You might as well give King Sombra the Crystal Heart!"

Leo sighed dreamily at Luna's sarcasm.

"Plus, humans are thought to hold a secret weapon," Celestia added, "If an enemy were to discover you, they may try to find that secret weapon you possess and use it to their advantage. We just can't let anypony else know about your human identity."

"Too late!"

Danyka froze stiff, recognizing the voice. She noticed that Celestia, Luna, and Leo were all staring at her shirt with wide eyes. She looked down at said shirt, discovering that the picture of Discord had become the actual Discord who was now staring up at her innocently.

"Humans, you say?" He asked, "Otherwise known as the most chaotic race in the galaxies!"

Danyka panicked and ripped her shirt off, luckily wearing a black tank top underneath. She threw the shirt on the ground, only to have it materialize into the actual Discord, who rubbed his head in pain after being violently thrown.

"Discord, thou art spying!" Luna accused.

Discord stood up before immediately falling back on the ground. They noticed he was literally pancake-flat, thin as paper almost, as though squeezing on to Danyka's shirt flattened him out. He did the worm a few times before he popped back into three-dimensional form.

"I hate two-dimensional planes..." He groaned quietly.

"Aren't you supposed to be learning about friendship?" Celestia asked.

"Some of us have better things to do then learn about that disgustingly harmonious way of life." Discord continued. He turned back to Leo and Danyka -the latter who began blushing-, "So, these two are humans? And you don't want anypony finding out their identity? Hmm... It would be a shame if somepony did find out about them..."

Luna growled, "You wouldn't dare..."

"Although, I'll be willing to make a trade... My mouth stays shut, for... Uh..." Discord thought for a moment, "How about... Every night, a lucky volunteer has to give me a two-hour long spa-treatment, including massages and mud baths. The reason being, I've been as stiff as a timberwolf!"

Celestia exchanged glances with Luna once again.

"I think we can arrange something," Celestia agreed, "So long as you speak nothing about the human's identity."

Discord held up his paw sincerely, "I accept the terms and conditions!" He then disappeared in a flash of light.

Before anyone could even say anything, a shriek of pure joy sounded through the hall coming from the throat of the female teenage human. The noise rivaled that of a jet plane, nearly breaking the windows and busting each and every pony in the room's eardrums.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!" Danyka shrieked, jumping on Leo and shouting random, fangirly nonsense, "IT WAS HIM! IT WAS DISCORD! AAAAAHHHH-!"

Leo was forced to place a hand over Danyka's mouth to keep her quiet, "Dany, you're gonna break the sound barrier if you don't lower the volume!"

Danyka backed up and - luckily in a much quieter voice- said, "Sorry." She turned to the princesses, "Forgive me, princesses."

"You must have some sort of attraction to Discord." Celestia stated quite obviously.

Luna glared at her, "I never would have known by how she broke my ears!"

"Don't get sarcastic with me, Luna!"

"What are you going to do? Send me to the moon again?"

Celestia suddenly composed herself, "No, but what we will do..." She looked back at Danyka and Leo, "If you are going to stay in Equestria, you need a disguise. You need to become something native to Equestria." She turns to Leo, "Mr. Leo, what species would you like to be?"

Leo shrugged nonchalantly, "Pegasus pony, I suppose."

Celestia's horn glowed a light yellow before Leo's body flashed and changed. He became a pegasus stallion with a dark purple coat and a black mane. The only thing that remained the same was his eye color. His glasses also remained.

"The spell can only be reversed by our magic, or magic that is stronger," Celestia explained, "You won't need to worry about coming back and renewing the spell again."

Leo looked at his flank, "I don't have a cutie mark..."

Luna laughs, "Don't worry. That will hopefully change in a bit."

Celestia then turned to Danyka, "Ms. Danyka. What would you like to be?"

Danyka made a thinking face, "Make me... A gryphon!"

Celestia nodded before her horn glowed again, "An interesting choice."

The same light surrounded Danyka, causing her form to change as well. She became a creature that was half lion, half eagle. Her lion half was black, while her eagle half was covered with white feathers. Her hair remained the same, messy brown hair she was known for. Her eyes and glasses also remained the same.

"Apposable thumbs, sucker!" Danyka laughed, shoving her claw hands in Leo's face, only to have him push them away.

"Now that your form has been changed," Luna began, "Why don't I show you around a little? Call it a welcoming gift from the Princess of the Night."

"Sure!" The ex-humans agreed. They tried to walk over to the ebony alicorn, only to trip and land face first on the floor.

Celestia tried to hold back a smile, "We may need to teach them how to walk on four legs first..."

Delusional Potato here. Again, sorry for it being on the short side. I tend to make collab chapters slightly shorter than chapters of my own stories. Hope you can see past that!