RG:This is actualy depressing not the story but you...
S:I shed some tears at you Karl because your life is sad.
RG:I know right he is realy a sad person.
K:But is not oger yet... When I was a teenager I went to high school and students mocked me for being bald and then I prayed to green Ogerman...
S:(chockle hahahahah) So you spent your entire life praying to a fictional swamp Oger... wow just wow...
K:Ehhh pardon me but wat are we doing in swamp right now?
RG:Karl you are having delusio (looks around) OK seriously what are we doing in this swamp?
K: And then whenI prayed for 5 years the Oger apeared and said: Your life is not Oger yet it has just begun... then he showed what he called drekcs...
S:Enougf, enougf, enougf! Karl stop it I will get a heart attack because of you.
RG: Now I will ask the cameraman if carl is delusional. Camera man! Is Karl delusional?
(The man says quietly yes)
S: Anyone saw that the cameraman is green instead of being black?
SH:Aye ladeh it is not Oger yet and what are you doing in my swamp!
(4some with two humans one oger and one bufon starts)
/^/ 10 hours later \^\
RG:Oh god we didnt use any protecrion and Karl why did you impregnated me?
SH:You have been shrekified!
RG, SM: Karl why did you dit this to us !?
KP: Shrek is love shrek is life...